DJ, most here think your as nutty as a Xmas fruitcake, and nothing you say is real.
If it is, only you need to care. So dont get mad when others dont... Youre all over the map on an hourly basis.
AS Brian said, no young girls want anything to do with you, none wink at 50 year old men, etc.
Stop fooling yourself and making up daily scenarios that dont happen...