Rules for Brians Deadlift
1. Make some 'nice french toast'
2. Eat it to expand the distended gut/girth.
3. Move weights to driveway, no room for hard-work in the Romper-Room gym.
4. Dress like homeless guy.
5. Perform reps like Michael J. Fox having seizure.
6. Cry to Mods about everything, butt-hurt.