Rules for Brians deadlift

[Walter Sobchak]

You don't lift what the fuck are you talking about

As expected, run your cock catcher about shit you can’t do, then argue semantics for three days until you pivot to a new bullshit story.

A 230 lb steroid user struggling to lift 315 x 5 isn’t just weak, he’s a fucking pussy.

When you get to something that starts with a 5 or a 6, then you can spout your autistic gibberish. Until then, go eat crayons with your kid.

[joswift]

Funny are you not the same person who said I couldn't curl the 65lb dumbells? Everytime I lift something you guys try to say it wasn't pretty and doesnt count. Meanwhile haven't seen Jeff lift a damn thing so no not curling shit for him. You want to see me curl something heavier you first. We both curled the 65s last time you want to up the ante? Curl something I already met my challenge

Ro curled them you clean and jerked them and coughed up blood and shit yourself

[wes]

Again by definition a proper strict curl uses the wall to prevent leaning sorry you are fucking stupid. Lets see you match my hammer curls then I will wait. Fuck lets see you lift anything

Do them against a wall with your legs together using a straight bar.........you won`t curl anywhere near as much as you did using that stupid TRIPOD stance SCN uses.....they use it cuz it`s easier...............doe s anyone in any gym in the world stand like that while curling....HELL NO!!

[joswift]

Coop explaining how to flip and cheat a curl

You can tell its all technique by his sloppy dad bod physique.

[illuminati]

he didnt know how to put a small plate under the weight when loading a bar for deadlift

Dumb kunt was picking the bar up each end and jimmying the plates along the bar

WTF - Seriously 

[bhank]

Ro curled them you clean and jerked them and coughed up blood and shit yourself

Bullshit his curls were no better than mine he was swinging them as well

[GymnJuice]

he didnt know how to put a small plate under the weight when loading a bar for deadlift

Dumb kunt was picking the bar up each end and jimmying the plates along the bar

Mensa member with perfect scores

[bhank]

As expected, run your cock catcher about shit you can’t do, then argue semantics for three days until you pivot to a new bullshit story.

A 230 lb steroid user struggling to lift 315 x 5 isn’t just weak, he’s a fucking pussy.

When you get to something that starts with a 5 or a 6, then you can spout your autistic gibberish. Until then, go eat crayons with your kid.

I was not struggling but yeah no matter what I lift no matter how many reps 1 more pound or rep would kill me according to getbig lol

[wes]

Coop explaining how to flip and cheat a curl

You can tell its all technique by his sloppy dad bod physique.

Makes it into almost a fucking science! 

What a fucking farce......the super wide stance makes it far easier to flip/clean/shrug/pop under/lever...........no curling involved whatsoever.  LOL 

Flip/Shrug/Reverse Clean/Pop Under/Lever  Of Peace

[wes]

WTF - Seriously 

Both Jeff and I had to explain that to him with seconds between both of our posts.

FUCKING NOVICE!!

[joswift]

Bullshit his curls were no better than mine he was swinging them as well

he was in control of the weight, you were on the verge of tears in a temper throwing them around

[Skeletor]

Coop explaining how to flip and cheat a curl

You can tell its all technique by his sloppy dad bod physique.

What a crock of shit. Nothing strict about those "curls". No wonder bhank found this joke of a lift and organization for his "world record".

[joswift]

WTF - Seriously 

yep, no idea that you could elevate the bar by putting a plate under it to add extra weight

I cant even remember learning that, I thought it was basic common sense

[wes]

yep, no idea that you could elevate the bar by putting a plate under it to add extra weight

I cant even remember learning that, I thought it was basic common sense

You thought that,because it is !! 

The guy is clueless and has been "lifting" for eons.

[bhank]

he was in control of the weight, you were on the verge of tears in a temper throwing them around

Weird everytime I make a video you guys saying I am crying on the verge of tears yet I haven't cried  yet you also claim one more pound one more rep and I am going to die. It always goes from you can't do it to you didnt wink at the camera while doing it and i almost died

[Hulkotron]

Weird everytime I make a video you guys saying I am crying on the verge of tears yet I haven't cried  yet you also claim one more pound one more rep and I am going to die. It always goes from you can't do it to you didnt wink at the camera while doing it and i almost died

You like to make these sensational strawmen to dampen your shortcomings.

You are the one who claimed you could roll off the couch and pull 500 lbs.  You then upload videos struggling with 275x10 and 315x5.  What do you expect the reaction is going to be?

[joswift]

Weird everytime I make a video you guys saying I am crying on the verge of tears yet I haven't cried  yet you also claim one more pound one more rep and I am going to die. It always goes from you can't do it to you didnt wink at the camera while doing it and i almost died

Crying is crying, on the verge of tears isnt crying

You were on the verge of tears over a skateboard. FFS

[illuminati]

yep, no idea that you could elevate the bar by putting a plate under it to add extra weight

I cant even remember learning that, I thought it was basic common sense

Yep - I'm staggered he's that stupid he'd not figured such a blindingly obvious
Thing to do     

[Walter Sobchak]

Crying is crying, on the verge of tears isnt crying

You were on the verge of tears over a skateboard. FFS

Let’s keep this straight for purposes of The Committee documentation:

Matt Canning came on here and said he was up all night literally crying because of something I said.

Brian Wood Healy Hankins ran crying (wailing) to his fake lawyer (not the social worker he is married to) to sue all you big mean fellas because you were responsible for him getting arrested a few hundred times.

So in summary; Matt Canning = tears running down his mongoloid face.
                        Brian Wood Healy Hankins = drug abusing wifebeater

[Flexacon]

Jeff won against men in his correct age group FUCKFACE,and both the 2nd. and 3rd, place finishers would have mopped the floor with you.....just as I will be 69 in June and you want me to go in the Over-60 instead of waiting a year and competing in my correct age group as you said it would be easier.......I always went in not knowing if there would be 1 guy or 50 guys in my class.

QUESTION: why would I give guys a 9 year edge on me........ANSWER:I wouldn`t ........I also wouldn`t wear heavy iron boots and enter a division I didn`t truly belong in just because no one else was in it to compete against me....also,I would not call the promoter to find out how many guys are in my class........both things that your cowardly ass did Brian.

EDIT: Sorry Flex,I quoted you instead of our resident asshole rat fink....my apologies brother.

All good.  Joswift has shown plenty of proof of his competition record. You've shown plenty of proof about achievements  too.

Hanky claims he's a winning wrestler and a real athlete, but has provided zero proof of it. He is completely bullshitting us. He's never shown any proof of winning anything in his life.

[bhank]

You like to make these sensational strawmen to dampen your shortcomings.

You are the one who claimed you could roll off the couch and pull 500 lbs.  You then upload videos struggling with 275x10 and 315x5.  What do you expect the reaction is going to be?

Except I wasn't struggling

[Walter Sobchak]

Except I wasn't struggling

You can’t deadlift 100 lbs more than your bodyweight after 20 years of drug use.

And now you want to argue about the definition of “struggling”?

At what point do you stop and think, maybe all those people aren’t wrong, maybe I am a narcissistic loser?

[bhank]

You can’t deadlift 100 lbs more than your bodyweight after 20 years of drug use.

And now you want to argue about the definition of “struggling”?

At what point do you stop and think, maybe all those people aren’t wrong, maybe I am a narcissistic loser?

Except I did it for 5 and could have done 10 and you still don't lift and can't do 1

[Walter Sobchak]

Except I did it for 5 and could have done 10 and you still don't lift and can't do 1

You could not have done 10, you quit on everything that is the least bit difficult.

I don’t lift the weights you do….training that light would be embarrassing for me.

[webstar]

Except I wasn't struggling

You absolutely were struggling 275 x 10 had you looking for a defibrillator and shitting blood
315 x 5 you barely got 5

no way you can get 315x 10 or even 405 for 3