o the only time Im on tinder I match up with this gal and she ends up coming over to my place. She is wayyyy outta my league and has an amazing rack. We end up on the couch making out, and she stops and sniffs and says "do you use Gain Laundry detergent?". Im all wtf and say yes why? She says "Poor people and people on welfare use gain because its cheap and masks poor people smells". Yes she really said that
So anyways, Im on the SAID program which is disability social services for people who are unable to work, or in my case not allowed to work cause I beat up too many managers.
Now Im torn, she pretty much insulted me but Im playing in the big leagues here with a spectacular rack. I decide to get a few more squeezes in, then I get up, walk over open a drawer and pull out a SAID pay stub and say "Im on welfare, get the fuck out of here".
Looking back, Im not sure that was the correct play but it is what it is. Weirdly, she sent me text pics of said rack after but I didnt need that headache and deleted them
