A Story to Pass the Time, a Distraction from the Bald Kvnt

[Armsmcgee]

I was in North Battleford forensic psychiatric hospital which is max security for violent offenders. The place was built in the stone ages (they have a new one since) and was pretty bad. However, they had a large jet tub which prisoners could use. One day Im feeling it and get a hold of a Maxim magazine and head to the jet tub and decide im gonna rub one out while im using the tub. Ive got the jets on and use shampoo to crack one off (not advisable) and Im not paying attention to anything, just enjoying the moment. After I finish the deed I realize the water is still filling, the shampoo has created a mountain of bubbles and the floor is absolutely covered. Im a little stressed at first, but then I realize im at the upper end of psych wards in Canada so hey, Im fukin crazy and just leave the whole mess and the maxim laying there and go to my room. Never heard a thing about it

[Dave D]

haha ya thats pretty much the whole story. Dude was crazy but was good to me cause I did that for him
I did not however beat up multiple serial killers in jail

Can you imagine how terrified those guys would have been if you mentioned you knew Hankins?

[Dave D]

I was in North Battleford forensic psychiatric hospital which is max security for violent offenders. The place was built in the stone ages (they have a new one since) and was pretty bad. However, they had a large jet tub which prisoners could use. One day Im feeling it and get a hold of a Maxim magazine and head to the jet tub and decide im gonna rub one out while im using the tub. Ive got the jets on and use shampoo to crack one off (not advisable) and Im not paying attention to anything, just enjoying the moment. After I finish the deed I realize the water is still filling, the shampoo has created a mountain of bubbles and the floor is absolutely covered. Im a little stressed at first, but then I realize im at the upper end of psych wards in Canada so hey, Im fukin crazy and just leave the whole mess and the maxim laying there and go to my room. Never heard a thing about it

LOL!

[Armsmcgee]

Can you imagine how terrified those guys would have been if you mentioned you knew Hankins?

I could have thrown his name around and owned the jail

[Dave D]

I could have thrown his name around and owned the jail

lol. Great thread btw, you have interesting life experiences and funny stories.

[Armsmcgee]

lol. Great thread btw, you have interesting life experiences and funny stories.

haha thanks man, its been an interesting ride. I mean its no comparison to hot dogs and beating up serial killers, but its been fun

[wes]

I gotta tell you guys about how I had a nervous breakdown while living in Florida............the scariest shit I ever went through.

I fucking lost the ball at the goal line.