Predicted sequence of events
* Continues to scoff copious amounts of favored food, while scoffing in equal measure at the sceptics 
* Increases selfie-taking intensity and reps 
* People point out he is still needing to lose 'x' lbs
* Disagrees and carries on scoffing as per before, utterly confident in his prep
* Realises at the last minute he is not in stage-ready shape 
* This coincides, as it always seems to, with a "crohns flare up" 
* Makes panicked last minute changes
* Fails to peak 
* Blames getbig