2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th

[Never1AShow]

There should really be a witness for what Dr Hamburger Chest says to you versus what you claim he said once he has your money but are mad how it turned out. Maybe Coach can do you a solid and pop down to Orange?

[bhank]

There should really be a witness for what Dr Hamburger Chest says to you versus what you claim he said once he has your money but are mad how it turned out. Maybe Coach can do you a solid and pop down to Orange?

You realize they give you an actual medical report? I will gladly share it. You guys said the same stupid shit about my hernia and guess what I no longer have a hernia. Is it perfect no is it better absolutely.

[bhank]

Check out Google Flights.

Flying to LAX is cheap.

I am flying into Orange County John Wayne Airport not LAX

[bhank]

We're up to 90:

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum

Your list is inaccurate half of the shit I never had the other half is on there twice or symptoms of something you already listed. Also I fixed the Hernia and there is nothing botched about it yet you still include it 5 separate times will you do the same after I repair the chest?

14. Umbilical hernia
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
71.  Botched hernia operation
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant

[Soul Crusher]

You should be thanking him for F sake for keeping track of all your ailments.    At a bare minimum you should have him as you emergency contact just in case as no one else has been so diligent in tracking your health issues

Your list is inaccurate half of the shit I never had the other half is on there twice or symptoms of something you already listed. Also I fixed the Hernia and there is nothing botched about it yet you still include it 5 separate times will you do the same after I repair the chest?

14. Umbilical hernia
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
71.  Botched hernia operation
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant

[IroNat]

I am flying into Orange County John Wayne Airport not LAX

I've flown in there.

Is the doctor down there?

It's good hour from LA proper from Newport Beach.

Are you flying 1st Class for that cost?

Go coach and save money for your bio-identical hormone prescriptions.

[joswift]

[bhank]

I've flown in there.

Is the doctor down there?

It's good hour from LA proper from Newport Beach.

Are you flying 1st Class for that cost?

Go coach and save money for your bio-identical hormone prescriptions.

The dr is 15 minutes from orange county airport

[joswift]

The dr is 15 minutes from orange county airport

[Sandrock]

Goddammit joswift you're just owning yourself posting the gay porno shit.

[Gym Rat]

[joswift]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/238620256823178/
hey Brian, next time you post here I will link all your stage photos and let them see what you really look like

go fuck yourself

[Raymondo]

There should really be a witness for what Dr Hamburger Chest says to you versus what you claim he said once he has your money but are mad how it turned out. Maybe Coach can do you a solid and pop down to Orange?

 

[bhank]

A couple comparisons. I do recall my calf cramped before we turned around and I did not flex my glutes or calves I am still clearly winning the pose my back was the best in class.

[OneMoreRep]

A couple comparisons. I am still clearly winning the pose my back was the best in class.

Looks like a barrel full of snakes.

Coleman'esque..

"1"

[bhank]

The pec tear is difficult to hide on stage when you are not relaxed and concentrating not to flex that side. Getting it fixed will guarantee year to year improvement.

[bhank]

Also I know you guys like to say it is not an arm contest and arms don’t win contest.

My arms won the contest

[Sandrock]

Hank you can piss me off and I think you're severely delusional about a lot of things but with those back pictures posted I think you legit won the contest.  Don't get me wrong, your back really sucks for 25 years of juicing(you didn't think you would just get a congrats without a hit did you  ) but you beat those other guys fair and square in the back poses.  I assumed you would lose to the little guy from the back and I assumed wrong.  Holy crapballs you actually won.

[bhank]

Hank you can piss me off and I think you're severely delusional about a lot of things but with those back pictures posted I think you legit won the contest.  Don't get me wrong, your back really sucks for 25 years of juicing(you didn't think you would just get a congrats without a hit did you  ) but you beat those other guys fair and square in the back poses.  I assumed you would lose to the little guy from the back and I assumed wrong.  Holy crapballs you actually won.

Thanks Sandrock I agree not saying I am a Pro but I was the best out of the 3 guys in my class that day. It's a legit win in a legit lineup in a big NPC show and with the back you guys claim I didn't have feels good to say it

BHANK 2024 NPC CHARLOTTE CUP CHAMPION

[chaos]

Thanks Sandrack not saying I am a Pro but I was the best out of the 3 guys in my class that day. It's a legit win

Gold plated turd is still a turd.

[The Scott]

Looks like a barrel full of snakes.

Coleman'esque..

"1"

More "worms-in-a-wet-dog-turd", really.  And they don't even look like they're writhing.   Awaiting more of bhanky's murder/death, death/murder threats for pointing out the troof.

[Krankenstein]

A couple comparisons. I do recall my calf cramped before we turned around and I did not flex my glutes or calves I am still clearly winning the pose my back was the best in class.

As I said in my last message, we'll get to your posing practice about 2 - 3 mos out.  Right now the focus is on developing the deep mind muscle connection and activating the deep hidden fibers

[Raymondo]

Gold plated turd is still a turd.

Shining up shit and calling it gold is pretty much the sum of Brian's life.

[webstar]

Also I know you guys like to say it is not an arm contest and arms don’t win contest.

My arms won the contest

Why would your cramp if you didnt  take a diuretic ? lol, another lie.

Looks like you didn’t flex your lower body .

You are winning the back shots, I will give you that.

However, your legs are horrendous. For someone juicing 25 years. You have toothpicks

You should take 2 years off and really focus on training your legs

[webstar]

Shining up shit and calling it gold is pretty much the sum of Brian's life.

Not bald either, full head of hair clearly.