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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5000 on: May 27, 2024, 03:47:44 PM »
I like how em put away the bathroom scale as that was distracting potential buyers. Not the puke green carpet and punch marks in the wall.


Unless , Brian had set up one of those guess my weight games that you see at state fairs. Then, it would make sense why she put it away.

He must have argued with some potential buyers so she took the scale away.


Em: "Brian, this couple is interested in a tour of the house."

Bhank: "Another one of those bitches that don't lift. How much you weigh?"

Em: "Brian, what are you doing?"

Bhank: "How much you weigh bitch, right now, I have the scale right here."

Buyers: "Dude, we just want to see the house."

Bhank: "Just as I thought you pussy, I am absolutely the bigger man."

Em: "Brian, leave now!"

Bhank: "I am the NPC champion!"

Em: "I apologize."

Bhank: (fading in the distance) "Can't be faded"

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5001 on: May 27, 2024, 04:04:18 PM »
He must have argued with some potential buyers so she took the scale away.


Em: "Brian, this couple is interested in a tour of the house."

Bhank: "Another one of those bitches that don't lift. How much you weigh?"

Em: "Brian, what are you doing?"

Bhank: "How much you weigh bitch, right now, I have the scale right here."

Buyers: "Dude, we just want to see the house."

Bhank: "Just as I thought you pussy, I am absolutely the bigger man."

Em: "Brian, leave now!"

Bhank: "I am the NPC champion!"

Em: "I apologize."

Bhank: (fading in the distance) "Can't be faded"

LOL
Busted out laughing at that

The sad thing is , it’s 99.9% likely to have happened.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5002 on: May 27, 2024, 04:04:56 PM »
I’d imagine there’s lots of low balls being offered.
Don't bring Prime's balls into this.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5003 on: May 27, 2024, 04:16:48 PM »
He must have argued with some potential buyers so she took the scale away.


Em: "Brian, this couple is interested in a tour of the house."

Bhank: "Another one of those bitches that don't lift. How much you weigh?"

Em: "Brian, what are you doing?"

Bhank: "How much you weigh bitch, right now, I have the scale right here."

Buyers: "Dude, we just want to see the house."

Bhank: "Just as I thought you pussy, I am absolutely the bigger man."

Em: "Brian, leave now!"

Bhank: "I am the NPC champion!"

Em: "I apologize."

Bhank: (fading in the distance) "Can't be faded"

F'ing hilarious! ;D

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5004 on: May 27, 2024, 04:29:13 PM »



Ha ha ha
Brilliant 👊🏻   😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5005 on: May 27, 2024, 04:31:58 PM »
Is that some sort of Peach Cobbler type of desert?
Maybe some "Nice French Toast"?



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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5006 on: May 27, 2024, 05:01:17 PM »
He must have argued with some potential buyers so she took the scale away.


Em: "Brian, this couple is interested in a tour of the house."

Bhank: "Another one of those bitches that don't lift. How much you weigh?"

Em: "Brian, what are you doing?"

Bhank: "How much you weigh bitch, right now, I have the scale right here."

Buyers: "Dude, we just want to see the house."

Bhank: "Just as I thought you pussy, I am absolutely the bigger man."

Em: "Brian, leave now!"

Bhank: "I am the NPC champion!"

Em: "I apologize."

Bhank: (fading in the distance) "Can't be faded"
:)



Post of the year so far.   Ha ha ha ha !   Omg that is insanely funny.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5007 on: May 27, 2024, 05:10:53 PM »
He must have argued with some potential buyers so she took the scale away.


Em: "Brian, this couple is interested in a tour of the house."

Bhank: "Another one of those bitches that don't lift. How much you weigh?"

Em: "Brian, what are you doing?"

Bhank: "How much you weigh bitch, right now, I have the scale right here."

Buyers: "Dude, we just want to see the house."

Bhank: "Just as I thought you pussy, I am absolutely the bigger man."

Em: "Brian, leave now!"

Bhank: "I am the NPC champion!"

Em: "I apologize."

Bhank: (fading in the distance) "Can't be faded"


That just made me laugh pretty hard.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5008 on: May 28, 2024, 11:44:29 AM »
He must have argued with some potential buyers so she took the scale away.


Em: "Brian, this couple is interested in a tour of the house."

Bhank: "Another one of those bitches that don't lift. How much you weigh?"

Em: "Brian, what are you doing?"

Bhank: "How much you weigh bitch, right now, I have the scale right here."

Buyers: "Dude, we just want to see the house."

Bhank: "Just as I thought you pussy, I am absolutely the bigger man."

Em: "Brian, leave now!"

Bhank: "I am the NPC champion!"

Em: "I apologize."

Bhank: (fading in the distance) "Can't be faded"

Brilliant!  And that last line is a work of ironic beauty!!

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5009 on: May 28, 2024, 07:37:58 PM »
He is still not back?

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5010 on: May 28, 2024, 07:41:19 PM »
He is still not back?

I think he’s not allowed online until the house is sold or at least firms up an offer.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5011 on: May 28, 2024, 09:38:53 PM »
I think he’s not allowed online until the house is sold or at least firms up an offer.

60 days on Zillow and still $100K overpriced at least, with mortgage rates still climbing.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5012 on: May 29, 2024, 05:20:59 AM »
I think he’s not allowed online until the house is sold or at least firms up an offer.

And all the toys sold as we predicted. 

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5013 on: May 29, 2024, 06:37:49 AM »
And all the toys sold as we predicted.

all his cars gone and now the bike

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5014 on: May 29, 2024, 08:06:52 AM »
all his cars gone and now the bike


We warned him over this and its happening!   

Mansion - GONE
Bike - GONE
Race Cars - GONE 
Pool Table - GONE
$2,000 Skateboard - GONE
Home "Gym" - GONE

Em is enacting her plan to take all his $$$$ and leave him broke and homeless and he does not even realize it. 

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5016 on: May 29, 2024, 08:51:15 AM »
We warned him over this and its happening!   

Mansion - GONE
Bike - GONE
Race Cars - GONE 
Pool Table - GONE
$2,000 Skateboard - GONE
Home "Gym" - GONE
Hydraulic car lifts - GONE

Em is enacting her plan to take all his $$$$ and leave him broke and homeless and he does not even realize it. 


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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5017 on: May 29, 2024, 09:00:11 AM »
What is going on here?

https://www.realtyhop.com/property-records/dare-county-nc/search/brian-w-hankins

He could have transferred a share of the house to Em - meaning he sold her 2% of the property or something.

He's not here, no idea why anyone cares.
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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5018 on: May 29, 2024, 09:02:53 AM »
What is going on here?

https://www.realtyhop.com/property-records/dare-county-nc/search/brian-w-hankins

Interesting.

Could be Bhanky's father helped him out in originally buying the house and Bhanky paying him off and removing his lien.

The Urch thing might be Em's mother loaning a second mortgage on the Kitty Hawk property so he and Em can use the money for a downpayment on the new house.


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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5019 on: May 29, 2024, 09:06:57 AM »
He could have transferred a share of the house to Em - meaning he sold her 2% of the property or something.

He's not here, no idea why anyone cares.

How can you say such a hurtful thing, Grape?

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5020 on: May 29, 2024, 09:16:46 AM »
He could have transferred a share of the house to Em - meaning he sold her 2% of the property or something.

He's not here, no idea why anyone cares.

This entire saga is better than Netflix.  I told you they are are going to steal the house and money from him.   Its so freaking obvious. 

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5021 on: May 29, 2024, 09:35:46 AM »
He could have transferred a share of the house to Em - meaning he sold her 2% of the property or something.

He's not here, no idea why anyone cares.

This is what happened. It was in with some other stuff I once saw. I forget the ins and outs, but he gave her a little piece. I figured it was probably a wedding present or similar.

As to the rest, I think a poster a few pages back is right. Em put her foot down, and told him to stop fucking around on the internet, and help with this move, etc.... She liked the post of him selling the Hankcycle a few days ago, so she's probably keeping an eye on him.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5022 on: May 29, 2024, 10:06:33 AM »
This entire saga is better than Netflix.  I told you they are are going to steal the house and money from him.   Its so freaking obvious.

An ironic twist of fate, Bhank being manipulated by toxic femeninity. Em is the one domestic partner who was immune to Brian's violence,  probably due to her professional occupation,  Bhanks was too scared to bust her up. Now Em's calling the shots over a powerless Hankins.

Does Em want kids of her own? If so she just may make him come off the gear too. Wouldn't that be hilarious.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5023 on: May 29, 2024, 10:22:54 AM »
An ironic twist of fate, Bhank being manipulated by toxic femeninity. Em is the one domestic partner who was immune to Brian's violence,  probably due to her professional occupation,  Bhanks was too scared to bust her up. Now Em's calling the shots over a powerless Hankins.

Does Em want kids of her own? If so she just may make him come off the gear too. Wouldn't that be hilarious.

She already has 2 girls, she doesnt need to be stuck with Brians kid, shes going to clean him out regardless.

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Re: 2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th
« Reply #5024 on: May 29, 2024, 10:50:17 AM »
This is what happened. It was in with some other stuff I once saw. I forget the ins and outs, but he gave her a little piece. I figured it was probably a wedding present or similar.

As to the rest, I think a poster a few pages back is right. Em put her foot down, and told him to stop fucking around on the internet, and help with this move, etc.... She liked the post of him selling the Hankcycle a few days ago, so she's probably keeping an eye on him.

I won't link it directly, but it is publicly viewable from the tax assessor website. You can even see that she is the one who prepared the paperwork.