2024 Charlotte Cup April 7th

[IroNat]

BB is the King.

[joswift]

5'10.75"

I have shrunk an inch since I was 30

[bhank]

I have shrunk an inch since I was 30

And I assumed I had as well so I always just said 510 despite being 510.5 in high school. But when you guys started claiming I was 5 foot 8 I actually measured and sure enough I am 511 I have been measured at 511 4 times in the last 2 years twice by the NPC and twice by Doctors.

[joswift]

And I assumed I had as well so I always just said 510 despite being 510.5 in high school. But when you guys started claiming I was 5 foot 8 I actually measured and sure enough I am 511 I have been measured at 511 4 times in the last 2 years twice by the NPC and twice by Doctors.

Its just your right side shrinking not your height

[IroNat]

And I assumed I had as well so I always just said 510 despite being 510.5 in high school. But when you guys started claiming I was 5 foot 8 I actually measured and sure enough I am 511 I have been measured at 511 4 times in the last 2 years twice by the NPC and twice by Doctors.

So, you grew a quarter inch?

[bhank]

So, you grew a quarter inch?

I guess the Army had me at 510.75 after college. Did I grow or did someone make a better measurement than someone else did I slouch who knows I really don't care either way.

[webstar]

I guess the Army had me at 510.75 after college. Did I grow or did someone make a better measurement than someone else did I slouch who knows I really don't care either way.

the manlet is upset at being 5'9 lol.

5'9 and owning a vespa is a perfect look for you.

I remember when you first came on here you were telling everyone you were 6 feet tall.

[chaos]

No one is bullying me into anything. The Hog takes up a lot of garage space and I barely use it. I got an old 4 wheeler I am trying to sell as well do you want one?

"The Hog" who the hell actually calls their bike a hog? Weak ass poser.
Worst tough guy ever.

[Never1AShow]

A new one today:

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese

[robcguns]

I have 2 motorcyles I have a short steep driveway at new house to a small garage. I do not want a large touring motorcyle that takes up half the garage and is a pain to back in and out the driveway. I am probably going to sell both motorcycles and get a new cafe cruiser style motorcycle I may even just get another Vespa as they are really easy for getting around town much easier than a large Hog

It’s hard for me getting around town with my big hog.

[IroNat]

It’s hard for me getting around town with my big hog.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

It’s hard for me getting around town with my big hog.

Leave the wife at home from now on.

[Marvin Martian]

I guess the Army had me at 510.75 after college. Did I grow or did someone make a better measurement than someone else did I slouch who knows I really don't care either way.

The Army worried about adding the .75??? lol. No man - if that’s on there it’s something you told them. At Quantico they had me listed at 5’10” and back then I know I was 5’8”… I may have been close to 5’9” but I don’t remember the Marine Corp giving a fck about  decimal points.

Dude - believe what you want about yourself. You obviously don’t hold yourself to the standards Ithst some of us do. I wouldn’t ever be proud of a show if I was off as your were. You don’t truly understand BB. It’s not like baseball where we just cared about winning. It could be an ugly game but if we won we won.
BB is about challenging yourself. You don’t hold yourself to high standards.

You weren’t lean enough man - just facts. I know my first  few shows - I listened to all of the people around me telling me how shredded I was. At the gym everyone was telling me how “ready” I was an d of course my family told me that. I was t married to my wife yet then. I figured it out though. One thing that’s a certain fact is that if you aren’t suffering at least the last 3-5 weeks - you’re fat! BB contest fat is the same as regular dude on the street being SHREDDED.

I seriously have tried to motivate you to change man. I didn’t want to think you were truly a douchebag, but you are so insecure that you’re unable to take criticism. You don’t know much about BB at all. Any real competitor know that when it comes to a show you qualify any win OTHER than the Open BB with the class. The ONLY one with the title of Charlotte Cup - is the OVERALL Men’s Open BB winner. Did you ever hear Flex Lewis call himself Mr. Olympia and not reference the “212 Olympia”?? It’s fckn cringy when you talk about yourself man. You’re extremely insecure and I genuinely hope that you can be a man and admit that and work on it. I guarantee you that you would get instant respect if you came out to the board like that. It would take a shit ton of guts

[joswift]

The Army worried about adding the .75??? lol. No man - if that’s on there it’s something you told them. At Quantico they had me listed at 5’10” and back then I know I was 5’8”… I may have been close to 5’9” but I don’t remember the Marine Corp giving a fck about  decimal points.

Dude - believe what you want about yourself. You obviously don’t hold yourself to the standards Ithst some of us do. I wouldn’t ever be proud of a show if I was off as your were. You don’t truly understand BB. It’s not like baseball where we just cared about winning. It could be an ugly game but if we won we won.
BB is about challenging yourself. You don’t hold yourself to high standards.

You weren’t lean enough man - just facts. I know my first  few shows - I listened to all of the people around me telling me how shredded I was. At the gym everyone was telling me how “ready” I was an d of course my family told me that. I was t married to my wife yet then. I figured it out though. One thing that’s a certain fact is that if you aren’t suffering at least the last 3-5 weeks - you’re fat! BB contest fat is the same as regular dude on the street being SHREDDED.

I seriously have tried to motivate you to change man. I didn’t want to think you were truly a douchebag, but you are so insecure that you’re unable to take criticism. You don’t know much about BB at all. Any real competitor know that when it comes to a show you qualify any win OTHER than the Open BB with the class. The ONLY one with the title of Charlotte Cup - is the OVERALL Men’s Open BB winner. Did you ever hear Flex Lewis call himself Mr. Olympia and not reference the “212 Olympia”?? It’s fckn cringy when you talk about yourself man. You’re extremely insecure and I genuinely hope that you can be a man and admit that and work on it. I guarantee you that you would get instant respect if you came out to the board like that. It would take a shit ton of guts

If all it took was a shit ton of GUT, he would be fine

[King Shizzo]

Leave the wife at home from now on.

Don't bring Goodrum into this.

[IroNat]

The Army worried about adding the .75??? lol. No man - if that’s on there it’s something you told them. At Quantico they had me listed at 5’10” and back then I know I was 5’8”… I may have been close to 5’9” but I don’t remember the Marine Corp giving a fck about  decimal points.

Dude - believe what you want about yourself. You obviously don’t hold yourself to the standards Ithst some of us do. I wouldn’t ever be proud of a show if I was off as your were. You don’t truly understand BB. It’s not like baseball where we just cared about winning. It could be an ugly game but if we won we won.
BB is about challenging yourself. You don’t hold yourself to high standards.

You weren’t lean enough man - just facts. I know my first  few shows - I listened to all of the people around me telling me how shredded I was. At the gym everyone was telling me how “ready” I was an d of course my family told me that. I was t married to my wife yet then. I figured it out though. One thing that’s a certain fact is that if you aren’t suffering at least the last 3-5 weeks - you’re fat! BB contest fat is the same as regular dude on the street being SHREDDED.

I seriously have tried to motivate you to change man. I didn’t want to think you were truly a douchebag, but you are so insecure that you’re unable to take criticism. You don’t know much about BB at all. Any real competitor know that when it comes to a show you qualify any win OTHER than the Open BB with the class. The ONLY one with the title of Charlotte Cup - is the OVERALL Men’s Open BB winner. Did you ever hear Flex Lewis call himself Mr. Olympia and not reference the “212 Olympia”?? It’s fckn cringy when you talk about yourself man. You’re extremely insecure and I genuinely hope that you can be a man and admit that and work on it. I guarantee you that you would get instant respect if you came out to the board like that. It would take a shit ton of guts

Impressive post.

Will Bhanky take heed?  No.

[joswift]

Impressive post.

Will Bhanky take heed?  No.

No, Brian has established that even if you keep doing everything the easy way even though its wrong, eventually you will fluke a win.

Why would he even bother trying hard to do anything with this mindset?

[bhank]

The Army worried about adding the .75??? lol. No man - if that’s on there it’s something you told them. At Quantico they had me listed at 5’10” and back then I know I was 5’8”… I may have been close to 5’9” but I don’t remember the Marine Corp giving a fck about  decimal points.

Dude - believe what you want about yourself. You obviously don’t hold yourself to the standards Ithst some of us do. I wouldn’t ever be proud of a show if I was off as your were. You don’t truly understand BB. It’s not like baseball where we just cared about winning. It could be an ugly game but if we won we won.
BB is about challenging yourself. You don’t hold yourself to high standards.

You weren’t lean enough man - just facts. I know my first  few shows - I listened to all of the people around me telling me how shredded I was. At the gym everyone was telling me how “ready” I was an d of course my family told me that. I was t married to my wife yet then. I figured it out though. One thing that’s a certain fact is that if you aren’t suffering at least the last 3-5 weeks - you’re fat! BB contest fat is the same as regular dude on the street being SHREDDED.

I seriously have tried to motivate you to change man. I didn’t want to think you were truly a douchebag, but you are so insecure that you’re unable to take criticism. You don’t know much about BB at all. Any real competitor know that when it comes to a show you qualify any win OTHER than the Open BB with the class. The ONLY one with the title of Charlotte Cup - is the OVERALL Men’s Open BB winner. Did you ever hear Flex Lewis call himself Mr. Olympia and not reference the “212 Olympia”?? It’s fckn cringy when you talk about yourself man. You’re extremely insecure and I genuinely hope that you can be a man and admit that and work on it. I guarantee you that you would get instant respect if you came out to the board like that. It would take a shit ton of guts

I am 511 you guys can be mad about it all you want. If I was under 511 I would not have made weight the last 2 years. No one asked me my height they measured me they measure everyone in classic physique. They also measured me in the Army they don't just ask your height that is ridiculous. I did the master show and I won the Master show call me the master champion I don't care I still won the show and I am the current Champ until next year.

I was lean enough to win.

[bhank]

No, Brian has established that even if you keep doing everything the easy way even though its wrong, eventually you will fluke a win.

Why would he even bother trying hard to do anything with this mindset?

I am going to win Nationals and get a pro card something you and the rest of the Haters could  not do be mad about it all you want it will happen

[joswift]

I am going to win Nationals and get a pro card something you and the rest of the Haters could  not do be mad about it all you want it will happen

Translated as
"Im going to eneter that Nationals with zero real prep hoping that there isnt anyone else in my class.
Its worked once, it could work again."

PS Jason Genova has a pro card so you will be in good company

[bhank]

If any of you think you have ever looked better in a front doubkle bicep on stage I would love to see it. I think I absolutely destroy MM when he won a pro card at 145lbs with no arms. You guys want to starve yourselves take diuretics and speed and feel like death on stage have at it. That is not going to give you 18.5 inch arms up there. My arms are killing these guys and I am leaner if they had gotten leaner than me they would still lose becuase their arms would be even smaller. It is classic physique it is about shape not just being shredded. If the contest was about being as lean as possible everyone would weigh in at 125lbs.I think I looked great. I like my look. I am the one who is going to decide how I want to look and feel if the judges disagree fine but they didn't they rightfully gave me the win.

But again I would love to see a front double on stage from everyone criticizing to compare. Did the photographer post absolutely shit photos of me from the night show yeah I wouldn't put it past Jeff to be talking to someone from NPCNEWSONLINE about pic selection. For example my Excalibur pics have changed several times and they have 4 pics of me looking away not flexing on there now. Why is that?

[38 returns]

jEFF
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Hazbin

And any others all destroy you


The idea we are chaining your pics is laughable.

Now Brian explain why 2 of the schools you claimed you got kicked out of for fighting have no recollection of you?
When is Mong boy coming over to you? Its been a while- he is probably happy with a real man like his step dad, rather than a bs artist who lies about everything he has done.


Why can nobody find your wrestling records???

[illuminati]

I am going to win Nationals and get a pro card something you and the rest of the Haters could  not do be mad about it all you want it will happen

Good luck Cup Cake you're going to need lots of it.
Make sure you go in the Lopsided One arm wheel chair class as you'll
have a damn good chance in that class - just stay away from any actual
Men's Bodybuilding Class - The Top class to compete in.

[joswift]

If any of you think you have ever looked better in a front doubkle bicep on stage I would love to see it. I think I absolutely destroy MM when he won a pro card at 145lbs with no arms. You guys want to starve yourselves take diuretics and speed and feel like death on stage have at it. That is not going to give you 18.5 inch arms up there. My arms are killing these guys and I am leaner if they had gotten leaner than me they would still lose becuase their arms would be even smaller. It is classic physique it is about shape not just being shredded. If the contest was about being as lean as possible everyone would weigh in at 125lbs.I think I looked great. I like my look. I am the one who is going to decide how I want to look and feel if the judges disagree fine but they didn't they rightfully gave me the win.

But again I would love to see a front double on stage from everyone criticizing to compare. Did the photographer post absolutely shit photos of me from the night show yeah I wouldn't put it past Jeff to be talking to someone from NPCNEWSONLINE about pic selection. For example my Excalibur pics have changed several times and they have 4 pics of me looking away not flexing on there now. Why is that?

Poor Brian has deleted these images from his memory, for him its like they never happened
Fortunatly for us we have evidence to post when he tells us what great condition he was in.

as for the second bit , yes that sounds way more believable than you just being out of shape.

[bhank]

Translated as
"Im going to eneter that Nationals with zero real prep hoping that there isnt anyone else in my class.
Its worked once, it could work again."

PS Jason Genova has a pro card so you will be in good company

Really did he win Nationals can you provide a link? What show did he win? There were 3 people in my class. I am sure there will be more at Nationals