Caption time : Palumbo picture

[Kwon]

Palumbo's real life proportions look like a Taffin edit.  The dude's head is longer than his femurs.

He's all cranium now that the body has left him.

[Pet shop boys]

He's not even trying to hide it.

He said he is 5'10" interviewing James Hollingshead who at 5'11" was much taller than him....
So is Palumbo 5'10" . with or without the power rocket lifts shoes ?


WooooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Skeletor]

He's all cranium now that the body has left him.

All cranium and size 16 paws.

[Skeletor]

He said he is 5'10" interviewing James Hollingshead who at 5'11" was much taller than him....
So is Palumbo 5'10" . with or without the power rocket lifts shoes ?


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Probably closer to 5'7"-5'8" without the lifts.

[BB]

Probably closer to 5'7"-5'8" without the lifts.

This is about right, years ago the mags put him at 5' 9", some even 5' 8". Also you can find old videos with him and Valentino and Priest. Both proud short men, Dave isn't much taller than them. With age, etc.... I bet 5' 7" is right.

[Rambone]

Are there any known pics of Dave’s feet? (without socks and shoes)

[BB]

Are there any known pics of Dave’s feet? (without socks and shoes)

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1:50 onward, some good shots, crazy long toes.

[Rambone]

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1:50 onward, some good shots, crazy long toes.

Hahaha thanks! I’ve never seen somebody who could flick somebody off with their feet before.

[Gym Rat]

WTF's going on with those Sideshow Bob looking feet? And that long farking toe, what in the holy hell?!?!?!?!?!

[Rambone]

WTF's going on with those Sideshow Bob looking feet? And that long farking toe, what in the holy hell?!?!?!?!?!

🎶Everybody loves a clown, so why don’t you?🎶

[Humble Narcissist]

Hahaha thanks! I’ve never seen somebody who could flick somebody off with their feet before.

Good God, I'd get that amputated.

[Pet shop boys]

Palumboism is not a Myth.


FAK

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[a_pupil]

Is that a recent picture?

Dave's head is the size of cysterino's torso.

[_bruce_]

Pulumbo could rent that forehead of peace out as a landing pad for Helicopters

 

[Humble Narcissist]

Is that a recent picture?

Dave's head is the size of cysterino's torso.

Those big brains need somewhere to reside.

[Sandrock]

Jesus goddamn fucking Christ Dave Palumbo is the ugliest human being that ever lived!  Those feet are fucking horrifying like everything else on the guy.  Worst bodybuilder EVER.

Cisternino date of birth 21st March 1982, 41 years 11 months 16 days old. Looks like a guy in his late 50s early 60's

Holy hell the neck and gray stubble make the guy look older.  I would have guessed 54 judging by the picture.  He's got that "old juicer" tiny neck with loose skin on it going on.  If he gets that fixed and shaves the stubble he'll probably look younger than 40.

[Stan Diego]

[hipolito mejia]

And then people wonder why Dave keep saying Getbig is nothing but a sewer .

[Skeletor]

And then people wonder why Dave keep saying Getbig is nothing but a sewer .

That snake-oil-selling goblin should be thankful for getbig because many of his videos were based on what he read here.

[SouJerz]

why did he get foot surgery?

[Rambone]

Why did Dave spend his spare time at Times Square donning a red wig and forcing people to shine his shoes in public? How degrading!

[obsidian]

WooooSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I once walked past Palumbo and he looked short. How tall is the other guy?!

[kreator]

Cisternino date of birth 21st March 1982, 41 years 11 months 16 days old. Looks like a guy in his late 50s early 60's

Damn, 4 months older than me yet like u said looks at least 55 or more

[Humble Narcissist]

why did he get foot surgery?

At least we know why he obviously skips leg day.

[Van_Bilderass]

Palumbo didn't get Palumboism, he was born with it. His genetics are pretty "special," even now he is devoid of bodyfat at all times. His head was always cro-magnon like. Crazy genetics for muscle growth.