Swing club disappointing

[dj181]

There's like 50 females here and only 4 are fuckable pour Moi

I got the best aesthetics of anyone here and there are like 70 dudes

One guy is a BB and bout 5'8 manlet but bout 210 and 18 inch arms so he gets the tip of the hat from me, he's pretty lean bout 8% but my shape and lines shit all over his

[OneMoreRep]

There's like 50 females here and only 4 are fuckable pour Moi

I got the best aesthetics of anyone here and there are like 70 dudes

One guy is a BB and bout 5'8 manlet but bout 210 and 18 inch arms so he gets the tip of the hat from me, he's pretty lean bout 8% but my shape and lines shit all over his

Next time, for the sake of a few of our members, could you take pictures and/or videos while there?

Maybe a hidden camera would be useful (possibly a cock-ring with a camera attached - see below for details - you're welcome).



https://www.amazon.com/Cock-CAM-Ring-Camera/dp/B07J4Q444C/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

It would add so much more color to our world of black & white.

"1"

[SouJerz]

There's like 50 females here and only 4 are fuckable pour Moi

I got the best aesthetics of anyone here and there are like 70 dudes

One guy is a BB and bout 5'8 manlet but bout 210 and 18 inch arms so he gets the tip of the hat from me, he's pretty lean bout 8% but my shape and lines shit all over his

Stack bills get prostitutes instead or go to hedonism 2 in Jamaica or temptations.

[Grape Ape]

One guy is a BB and bout 5'8 manlet but bout 210 and 18 inch arms so he gets the tip of the hat from me, he's pretty lean bout 8% but my shape and lines shit all over his

Tell him you're a contest judge and the magic will happen.

[Lartinos]

Stack bills get prostitutes instead or go to hedonism 2 in Jamaica or temptations.

The only way he can get a woman is when his Mom pays for it and she can’t afford that.

[dj181]

Next time, for the sake of a few of our members, could you take pictures and/or videos while there?

Maybe a hidden camera would be useful (possibly a cock-ring with a camera attached - see below for details - you're welcome).



https://www.amazon.com/Cock-CAM-Ring-Camera/dp/B07J4Q444C/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

It would add so much more color to our world of black & white.

"1"

Hahahhaha

I actually had a cock ring in Poland

I can try to take a pic but the owner of the party is so goddamn anal bout phones being out I'm able to use the phone coz I'm in the lounge area now

[dj181]

Tell him you're a contest judge and the magic will happen.

Hahahaha

[_bruce_]

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[dj181]

The only way he can get a woman is when his Mom pays for it and she can’t afford that.

Nope wrong

I just don't want to date like going for a dinner and talking

Shit annoys the living shit out me

I just want fuck right here and now no wine and dine Horse shit cheif

If I'd go through that annoying shit I could but I do not want to

Hate doing dat shit chief

[Never1AShow]

Where’s this Hagistan place you’re living with 4 women for 70 dudes?  Another lonely night

[joswift]

cant get laid at a fucking swingers club

Fucks sake he thinks hes a stud

What a fucking loser, thats 2 clubs two blanks

[Irongrip400]

Is a swinger club the same thing in Europe that I would think it would be in America? Partner swapping?

[joswift]

Is a swinger club the same thing in Europe that I would think it would be in America? Partner swapping?

95% are partners only

You get the odd shithole gig that dj claims to go to, it ends up being 20 guys to every girl, dj doesnt know this because I dont think he even goes to clubs

[GymnJuice]

There's like 50 females here and only 4 are fuckable pour Moi

I got the best aesthetics of anyone here and there are like 70 dudes

One guy is a BB and bout 5'8 manlet but bout 210 and 18 inch arms so he gets the tip of the hat from me, he's pretty lean bout 8% but my shape and lines shit all over his

Is arm size relevant when assessing potential dick shelves?

[joswift]

Is arm size relevant when assessing potential dick shelves?

djs arm couldnt hold up the average dick

[visualizeperfection]

95% are partners only

You get the odd shithole gig that dj claims to go to, it ends up being 20 guys to every girl, dj doesnt know this because I dont think he even goes to clubs

Is this your realm Jeff?

[dj181]

Is arm size relevant when assessing potential dick shelves?

Hahaha

Nope I'm just ultra competitive so I come out on top 99% of the time if we talk bout aesthetics

So one of the fuckable ones went to the room and was sucking her bf cock and 4 dudes tried to get in on the action but the bf denied all of them

The other couple they were with were down with other dudes working in but she's too chubby pour moi

[joswift]

Hahaha

Nope I'm just ultra competitive so I come out on top 99% of the time if we talk bout aesthetics

So one of the fuckable ones went to the room and was sucking her bf cock and 4 dudes tried to get in on the action but the bf denied all of them

The other couple they were with were down with other dudes working in but she's too chubby pour moi

You are just one of the sad losers lining up at a gangbang set jerking off waiting for your turn of 10 pumps and shoot your load

I think you just make it up

If guys are picking you to fuck their wives then it must be some lineup of fucking ugly degenerates

You look like the kid who ends up last one standing when teams are picked.

[joswift]

Is this your realm Jeff?

Not me, know people who used to go
Guy I knew used to get guys to fuck his wife while he filmed all the time, she was only around 19 and he was 32

[Never1AShow]

Anything objective they lose, strength, measurements, weight, wealth. Subjective esthetics sure

[deadz]

A swingers club void of 10’s, shocking!

[dj181]

And then there were 3

2 of them left and didn't do shit with anybody

I ran into a Brazilian guy I met at this club before and he tried to gete to lower my standards but no dice so now he is off nailing some 5

[joswift]

And then there were 3

2 of them left and didn't do shit with anybody

I ran into a Brazilian guy I met at this club before and he tried to gete to lower my standards but no dice so now he is off nailing some 5

and you are going home for a Pot Noodle and a wank...

[webstar]

Did your mom give you money for the entrance fee?

[dj181]

Did your mom give you money for the entrance fee?

Yep

I sent out over 400 CV and not one company gave me a fucking job

Now I'm trying to get a strong and legit VPN on my laptop so I can go back to working for this company I worked for before I came here

But this company is checking me hard and making it a bitch to get back on Thier site

So Oli gotta get a strong reliable VPN on my laptop hopefully my new friend can set it up for me that weekend

Shit really is a goddamn pain in the fucking ass🤬🤬🤬🤬