Swing club disappointing

[deadz]

Yep

I sent out over 400 CV and not one company gave me a fucking job

Now I'm trying to get a strong and legit VPN on my laptop so I can go back to working for this company I worked for before I came here

But this company is checking me hard and making it a bitch to get back on Thier site

So Oli gotta get a strong reliable VPN on my laptop hopefully my new friend can set it up for me that weekend

Shit really is a goddamn pain in the fucking ass🤬🤬🤬🤬

CV must not be impressive!

[dj181]

CV must not be impressive!

My mom thinks they are being rasicts against Americans could be true

Guess I could say I'm from Canada

[joswift]

CV must not be impressive!

he probably attaches a photo...

[visualizeperfection]

Yep

I sent out over 400 CV and not one company gave me a fucking job

Now I'm trying to get a strong and legit VPN on my laptop so I can go back to working for this company I worked for before I came here

But this company is checking me hard and making it a bitch to get back on Thier site

So Oli gotta get a strong reliable VPN on my laptop hopefully my new friend can set it up for me that weekend

Shit really is a goddamn pain in the fucking ass🤬🤬🤬🤬

Hahaha. Germanic master race specimen is being held up from paying for his own degenerative lifestyle because he can’t figure out how to use a VPN. Pretty sure autistic 12 year old boys could set up a VPN. Hahah yeah brother you sure are the ultimate.


It is nice that my tax dollars aren’t paying for your existence, if you never had to flee America i would be stuck footing the bill.

[SF1900]

Did your mom give you money for the entrance fee?

😭😭😂😂😂

[Goliathon]

95% are partners only

You get the odd shithole gig that dj claims to go to, it ends up being 20 guys to every girl, dj doesnt know this because I dont think he even goes to clubs

Isn't the vast majority of this crap just people married with kids, who are on the verge of divorce just waiting for their 18 year old goto college?

[SF1900]

Hahaha. Germanic master race specimen is being held up from paying for his own degenerative lifestyle because he can’t figure out how to use a VPN. Pretty sure autistic 12 year old boys could set up a VPN. Hahah yeah brother you sure are the ultimate.


It is nice that my tax dollars aren’t paying for your existence, if you never had to flee America i would be stuck footing the bill.

Only on getbig will someone have no job and have their mom pay for their lifestyle and believe they have elite genetics! 😂😂😂

[delon]

What happened to the sure thing ?? There seems to be a theme developing with these swing club outings

Maximum pre-excitement amounting to very disappointing reality

I admire your regenerative positivity in the face of such continued failure

for me in french

will be nailing a 20 year old today as i talk with her husband on telegram and it's down

also should be able to nail a few more on the side

gonna be a tres bien night ce soir

tres bien=very good

ce soit=this night

[The Scott]

GROSS

[oldtimer1]

I'm most shocked to hear on this thread there are women posting here. Where? I must have missed their posts.

[Irongrip400]

Isn't the vast majority of this crap just people married with kids, who are on the verge of divorce just waiting for their 18 year old goto college?

Lmao.

[dj181]

Hahaha. Germanic master race specimen is being held up from paying for his own degenerative lifestyle because he can’t figure out how to use a VPN. Pretty sure autistic 12 year old boys could set up a VPN. Hahah yeah brother you sure are the ultimate.


It is nice that my tax dollars aren’t paying for your existence, if you never had to flee America i would be stuck footing the bill.

An iT worker spent 3 hours trying to set up a his goddamn VPN and he did not succeed

Yeah man it's soooo easy to set up a VPN that an IT specialist could not do it in 3 hours time

Fuck off with horseshit

[dj181]

What happened to the sure thing ?? There seems to be a theme developing with these swing club outings

Maximum pre-excitement amounting to very disappointing reality

I admire your regenerative positivity in the face of such continued failure

They decided not to attend

[chaos]

There's like 50 females here and only 4 are fuckable pour Moi

I got the best aesthetics of anyone here and there are like 70 dudes

One guy is a BB and bout 5'8 manlet but bout 210 and 18 inch arms so he gets the tip of the hat from me, he's pretty lean bout 8% but my shape and lines shit all over his

Goes to a swingers club, sizes up other men.....

[Lartinos]

Hahaha. Germanic master race specimen is being held up from paying for his own degenerative lifestyle because he can’t figure out how to use a VPN. Pretty sure autistic 12 year old boys could set up a VPN. Hahah yeah brother you sure are the ultimate.


It is nice that my tax dollars aren’t paying for your existence, if you never had to flee America i would be stuck footing the bill.

He seems like he has Schizoaffective disorder on some level so you aren’t off by much.

[dj181]

Goes to a swingers club, sizes up other men.....

I'm done with them now and I've been down with prostitutes for 2 weeks now

Now I gotta run game and I fucking hate doing this shit coz it makes me feel like the FEMALES are controlling me and I fucking hate to be controlled more than anything in the world

So now I gotta focus on being able to play this goddamn game with my psychologist coz it is required

At least I'm honing down my gear usage and almost have that figured out

[dj181]

He seems like he has Schizoaffective disorder on some level so you aren’t off by much.

Wrong

It's mania ADHD and narcissism all in one and a bit of OCD

[Lartinos]

Goes to a swingers club, sizes up other men.
I'm done with them now and I've been down with prostitutes for 2 weeks now

Now I gotta run game and I fucking hate doing this shit coz it makes me feel like the FEMALES are controlling me and I fucking hate to be controlled more than anything in the world

So now I gotta focus on being able to play this goddamn game with my psychologist coz it is required

It doesn’t seem like you are capable of having an actual relationship with a woman.

I don’t think your mental illness is going to allow you to be accountable for your actions.

This is a basic function needed to have a job or wife.

You may need to think of a plan b for your life.

Most people are just lazy and hopefully that’s it and you can correct this, but it seems unlikely.





At least I'm honing down my gear usage and almost have that figured out

[Mothballs]

There's like 50 females here and only 4 are fuckable pour Moi

I got the best aesthetics of anyone here and there are like 70 dudes

One guy is a BB and bout 5'8 manlet but bout 210 and 18 inch arms so he gets the tip of the hat from me, he's pretty lean bout 8% but my shape and lines shit all over his

Goes to a swingers club. Sits in corner posting on Getbig instead of banging chicks. Certified homo.

[njflex]

Hickory Dickory dock DJ went to a swingers club with his cock. The clock struck to2 o’clock. He got no porn and he went outside and jerked off on the next block. Oh(hhh.

[dj181]

Goes to a swingers club. Sits in corner posting on Getbig instead of banging chicks. Certified homo.

Hahaha @ sits in corner

Talked to 3 different females and 2 dudes for over 2 hours dummy

It's hilarious you dipshits thinking that I'm socially awkward you couldn't be more wrong dummies

It's just that I only really wanted to fuck 2 of the females there and in fact 2 of the 3 females that I talked to approached me dipshit

[dj181]

Hickory Dickory dock DJ went to a swingers club with his cock. The clock struck to2 o’clock. He got no porn and he went outside and jerked off on the next block. Oh(hhh.

Nice one amigo

But heres how the night really ended

Was approached by one of the maybes and she invited me to join her and her husband and tis Brazilian guy to Thier flat for a gangbang

She was short with a round ass bit unfortunately she had a pouch so she lost some points from that but she was just 18 years old and her man was 43 they asked my age and I said 37 and they didn't bat an eye

Anyways we ended up at the flat and she was riding the Brazilian guy and he husband hoped in her ass after a few minutes of pumping her ass he asked me to take over so I went over but my cock just didn't want it and would not stand up I guess her pouch bothered me too much

So I just decided it wasn't for me and went da fuck home

And now I made a strong decision to stop this shit and I have already stopped the prostitute so now I gotta play thies goddamn games ie. Running game which annoys da fuck outta me🤬🤬🤬

[AbrahamG]

Nice one amigo

But heres how the night really ended

Was approached by one of the maybes and she invited me to join her and her husband and tis Brazilian guy to Thier flat for a gangbang

How sore is your asshole?

[Rusty Trombone]

How sore is your asshole?

Or this gem 

I ran into a Brazilian guy I met at this club before and he tried to gete to lower my standards

[Marvin Martian]

Yep

I sent out over 400 CV and not one company gave me a fucking job

Now I'm trying to get a strong and legit VPN on my laptop so I can go back to working for this company I worked for before I came here

But this company is checking me hard and making it a bitch to get back on Thier site

So Oli gotta get a strong reliable VPN on my laptop hopefully my new friend can set it up for me that weekend

Shit really is a goddamn pain in the fucking ass🤬🤬🤬🤬

If you weren’t a loser you could send out résumés rather than CV - but you have no work experience so CVit is. Getting that from a 50+ year old must be awkward as hell.