Swing club disappointing

[delon]

I'm done with them now and I've been down with prostitutes for 2 weeks now

Now I gotta run game and I fucking hate doing this shit coz it makes me feel like the FEMALES are controlling me and I fucking hate to be controlled more than anything in the world

So now I gotta focus on being able to play this goddamn game with my psychologist coz it is required

At least I'm honing down my gear usage and almost have that figured out

This is just a temporary setback, keep the faith

[Mothballs]

Nice one amigo

But heres how the night really ended

Was approached by one of the maybes and she invited me to join her and her husband and tis Brazilian guy to Thier flat for a gangbang

She was short with a round ass bit unfortunately she had a pouch so she lost some points from that but she was just 18 years old and her man was 43 they asked my age and I said 37 and they didn't bat an eye

Anyways we ended up at the flat and she was riding the Brazilian guy and he husband hoped in her ass after a few minutes of pumping her ass he asked me to take over so I went over but my cock just didn't want it and would not stand up I guess her pouch bothered me too much

So I just decided it wasn't for me and went da fuck home

And now I made a strong decision to stop this shit and I have already stopped the prostitute so now I gotta play thies goddamn games ie. Running game which annoys da fuck outta me🤬🤬🤬

I called you a homo because you were sitting in the corner playing on your phone at a swingers club. Hearing how you couldn’t get it up for a chick just confirms it, limpy.

Any guy who’s ever banged chicks can read any one of your posts and tell you’re gay and have never been with a woman.

Stop pretending sword swallower!

[dj181]

I called you a homo because you were sitting in the corner playing on your phone at a swingers club. Hearing how you couldn’t get it up for a chick just confirms it, limpy.

Any guy who’s ever banged chicks can read any one of your posts and tell you’re gay and have never been with a woman.

Stop pretending sword swallower!

Hahaha

Never been with a woman

I've probably fucked over 300 different prostitutes dummy

It takes 30 second to make a post nunbnuts

[dj181]

This is just a temporary setback, keep the faith

Stayed up and trained bis and ALL LIFTS WENT UP💪💪💪💪💪

Meet another German friend at my gym and he gave me some great tips/pointers on getting the hook up on this new app he had me download

So gonna give it a go and helpfully pound some tight ass and pussy

Problem is I only wanna nail every 1 in 5 18-23 years olds so we will see

Ima gonna post this photo and the classy photo of me in my blue fedora

[Gym Rat]

An iT worker spent 3 hours trying to set up a his goddamn VPN and he did not succeed

Yeah man it's soooo easy to set up a VPN that an IT specialist could not do it in 3 hours time

Fuck off with horseshit

A VPN takes like 5 minutes to setup. I set up site to site vpn's with other companies (or Azure, Google Cloud, AWS) (a couple per week) in less than 30 mins, and its 100x more difficult than a standard PC privacy client vpn.
This IT person you have is a clown...

[dj181]

A VPN takes like 5 minutes to setup. I set up site to site vpn's with other companies (or Azure, Google Cloud, AWS) (a couple per week) in less than 30 mins, and its 100x more difficult than a standard PC privacy client vpn.
This IT person you have is a clown...

i set up 5 of the fuckers on my own and ALL OF THEM DO NOT FUCKING CONNECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they spin and spin and spin and not connect

my IT friend said it's cause i use my phone for my net connect on my fucking laptop and he said the goddamn phone has a fucking shittyass carrier

i want to slam this goddamn laptop on the fucking floor and stomp the fucking shit out it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my flat wifi WILL NOT CONNECT so my IT freind will come and try to get the goddamn fucking thing to connect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i better not take halo for my pre-contest comp

i love this fucking song listen to it at least 20 times a day

i'm the lead and big blow is the second lead at 1:41

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA

[Gym Rat]

i set up 5 of the fuckers on my own and ALL OF THEM DO NOT FUCKING CONNECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they spin and spin and spin and not connect

my IT friend said it's cause i use my phone for my net connect on my fucking laptop and he said the goddamn phone has a fucking shittyass carrier

i want to slam this goddamn laptop on the fucking floor and stomp the fucking shit out it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my flat wifi WILL NOT CONNECT so my IT freind will come and try to get the goddamn fucking thing to connect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i better not take halo for my pre-contest comp

i love this fucking song listen to it at least 20 times a day

i'm the lead and big blow is the second lead at 1:41

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA

I see.. That sure would make a difference...

[BigRo]

Nice one amigo

But heres how the night really ended

Was approached by one of the maybes and she invited me to join her and her husband and tis Brazilian guy to Thier flat for a gangbang

She was short with a round ass bit unfortunately she had a pouch so she lost some points from that but she was just 18 years old and her man was 43 they asked my age and I said 37 and they didn't bat an eye

Anyways we ended up at the flat and she was riding the Brazilian guy and he husband hoped in her ass after a few minutes of pumping her ass he asked me to take over so I went over but my cock just didn't want it and would not stand up I guess her pussy bothered me too much

So I just decided it wasn't for me and went da fuck home

And now I made a strong decision to stop this shit and I have already stopped the prostitute so now I gotta play thies goddamn games ie. Running game which annoys da fuck outta me🤬🤬🤬

Fixed for truth.

[Taffin]

What happened to the sure thing ?? There seems to be a theme developing with these swing club outings

Maximum pre-excitement amounting to very disappointing reality

I admire your regenerative positivity in the face of such continued failure

for me in french

will be nailing a 20 year old today as i talk with her husband on telegram and it's down

also should be able to nail a few more on the side

gonna be a tres bien night ce soir

tres bien=very good

ce soit=this night

Answer Detective Delon's question please

Hickory Dickory dock DJ went to a swingers club with his cock. The clock struck to2 o’clock. He got no porn and he went outside and jerked off on the next block. Oh(hhh.

You heard of Mother Goose?  Yeah?  I fucked her Oh(hhh)

 

[SF1900]

Cant imagine taking all those drugs to look like that. 

[BB]

Stayed up and trained bis and ALL LIFTS WENT UP💪💪💪💪💪

Meet another German friend at my gym and he gave me some great tips/pointers on getting the hook up on this new app he had me download

So gonna give it a go and helpfully pound some tight ass and pussy

Problem is I only wanna nail every 1 in 5 18-23 years olds so we will see

Ima gonna post this photo and the classy photo of me in my blue fedora

.

[Taffin]

Cant imagine taking all those drugs to look like that. 

Whereas I can imagine taking drugs to forget I looked like that

[Never1AShow]

Answer Detective Delon's question please

 

They never do just like Hankins. If they have to confront reality they disappear.

On the other hand, he doesn’t deny he has 15 inch arms.

[delon]

Answer Detective Delon's question please

Ha, he actually did but at only five surprisingly sober words it's easy to miss

They decided not to attend

Doesn't really clarify why they made this decision however, I mean how could they choose not to be another notch in the King of Aesthetics and Charm's belt, it doesn't make sense given the lifetime kudos this would bestow on them

[Flexacon]

I called you a homo because you were sitting in the corner playing on your phone at a swingers club. Hearing how you couldn’t get it up for a chick just confirms it, limpy.

Any guy who’s ever banged chicks can read any one of your posts and tell you’re gay and have never been with a woman.

Stop pretending sword swallower!

He is in a room with 3 other naked people. 2 men and a woman with a slight belly pooch. The belly of the woman is the reason he can't get his dick hard, not the 2 other dudes with their dicks out 

[Dorian Cutler]

Disgusting lifestyle. Get another hobby like paintball perhaps.

[dj181]

Ha, he actually did but at only five surprisingly sober words it's easy to miss

Doesn't really clarify why they made this decision however, I mean how could they choose not to be another notch in the King of Aesthetics and Charm's belt, it doesn't make sense given the lifetime kudos this would bestow on them

Didn't ask him why he just said they weren't coming

It's not my fucking business why they didn't come I'm no some nosey asshole

Like JM would say... This doesn't concern you!!!

It's freedom of choice and that was there choice no skin off my balls

I don't care why they didn't come I don't wallow in that of shit I just move da fuck along

[wes]

Quote from: dj181 on March 08, 2024, 10:17:17 PM
"I'm done with them now and I've been down with prostitutes OPP for 2 weeks" now

[Krankenstein]

Hahaha

Never been with a woman

I've probably fucked over 300 different prostitutes dummy

It takes 30 second to make a post nunbnuts

Please let us know when we should be impressed.

Please enlighten all of us on what it is that draws you to a "gang bang".  You know, 5 dudes on 1 woman.  What about being in that situation stimulates you to keep wanting to do it?

[dj181]

Please let us know when we should be impressed.

Please enlighten all of us on what it is that draws you to a "gang bang".  You know, 5 dudes on 1 woman.  What about being in that situation stimulates you to keep wanting to do it?

i'm not saying that's impressive

the point is... why da fuck would a f@ggot fuck so many goddamn females and never ever fuck a dude?

i think it's hilarious you chumps think i'm a f@ggot
it could not be further from the fucking truth

i like seeing a girl get humilated and dominated i especially like seeing other races ie. blacks, arabs, asians nail hot white girls coz i veiw those other races as sub-human and it's hot seeing a sub-human nail a hot white slut

and no i am not a cuck i love to see them ddo her then i take her and do her harder and stronger

I FUCKING LOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEE COMPETEING

LOOOOVVVVVEEEEE ITTTTT

fantastic song!!! FUCK YEAH!!! DAT BASS

[youandme]

Damn 18 year old Brazilian chick that would let you put it wherever. Can’t get hard to that might as well bottom. Any pics online you can compare her to? What was up with her snatch? Too fishy?

[SF1900]

Whereas I can imagine taking drugs to forget I looked like that

More like giving myself a lobotomy to forget.

[SF1900]

Model good looks!

[Krankenstein]

i'm not saying that's impressive

the point is... why da fuck would a f@ggot fuck so many goddamn females and never ever fuck a dude?

i think it's hilarious you chumps think i'm a f@ggot
it could not be further from the fucking truth

i like seeing a girl get humilated and dominated i especially like seeing other races ie. blacks, arabs, asians nail hot white girls coz i veiw those other races as sub-human and it's hot seeing a sub-human nail a hot white slut

and no i am not a cuck i love to see them ddo her then i take her and do her harder and stronger

I FUCKING LOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEE COMPETEING

LOOOOVVVVVEEEEE ITTTTT

You only like to do women in the ass.  You like watching other guys fuck a chick, then fuck her right after.

You are a closet bisexual....you are fighting a losing battle.  Stop denying what you truly are.   You desperately want to say it....it scares you to face your deep inner reality.

If you asked 100 straight guys if they would rather have a FFM situation or a gangbang of 5 guys on 1 woman....wanna know what the answer would be?

Its not one where you're dick shelfing yourself on another guy.

[joswift]