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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2024, 06:45:03 PM »
Both the author of these Posts and the Posts themselves are, of course, fictional.

Nevertheless, such persons as the composer of these Posts not only exist in our society, but indeed must exist, considering the circumstances under which our society has generally been formed.  I have wished to bring before the public, somewhat more distinctly than usual, one of the characters of our recent past. He represents a generation that is living out its days among us.

In the fragment entitled “Swing club disappointing" this personage describes himself and his views and attempts, as it were, to clarify the reasons why he appeared and was bound to appear in our midst. The subsequent fragment will consist of the actual “posts,” concerning certain events in his (fictional) life.

Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Brilliant
hahahahaha

dj and the Undeground Man do have a lot in common.

Well done sir. Absolutely well done.



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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2024, 10:44:19 PM »
Post back from 2008

Claimed to be an English teacher way back 16 years ago and still claims that even though he hasnt ever taught anyone , zero evidence.

Dj has actually made tremendous progress in many areas over the years, which deserves recognition amidst all the negativity. For example,

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1) In his late-30s he was sensitive, thin-skinned and tired of the brutality of being constantly rejected by women he didn't pay for sex

Hey Game Time! One could say dat I've had ma fair share of ho's while here in poland. An honest assesment would be in the number of 200 different females, and never once have I caught any STD's. But me thinks dat polish hos and polish girls in general have a much lower rate of STD's than their American counter-parts. And as far as Sal's statement and the whole game and chase BS, well that's just too fvcking annoying and brutal for me to go through all dat sh!t, plus I'm just too much of a sensitive and thin-skinned guy to go through all the constant rejections and game playing with no piece of ass at the end of it. I know a french dude and a norway dude, and they both chase the ladies like crazy, and in a typical evening they will try at least 5 or 10 females and never get a first nite fvck unless the girl is average and/or fat, and sometimes arrange some future date where the female pulls a no-show. I've made decent cash betting wit fellas dat girls dont show for date

Now in his 50s he is charm personified, a master manipulator, and an absolute pussy anal magnet to young females and gets comps on the daily. Impressive.

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2) Also he previously had a hankins-esque 0-3 record in self-reported street combat around the same age

I'm in my late 30's, and I've been in 3 fights within the last 2 years, lost all 3 of them though.

Now at 52 dj is a lean, mean fighting machine with lightning quick hands and knock da fuck out power. Again, super impressive

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In summary, its been a remarkable transformation, and deserving of congratulation not castigation


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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2024, 11:22:15 PM »
Dj has actually made tremendous progress in many areas over the years, which deserves recognition amidst all the negativity. For example,

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1) In his late-30s he was sensitive, thin-skinned and tired of the brutality of being constantly rejected by women he didn't pay for sex

Now in his 50s he is charm personified, a master manipulator, and an absolute pussy anal magnet to young females and gets comps on the daily. Impressive.

----------

2) Also he previously had a hankins-esque 0-3 record in self-reported street combat around the same age

Now at 52 dj is a lean, mean fighting machine with lightning quick hands and knock da fuck out power. Again, super impressive

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In summary, its been a remarkable transformation, and deserving of congratulation not castigation
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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2024, 12:27:28 AM »
DJ is a combination of the worst traits of MattC, Hanky and that fella who was in hospital trying to score drugs getting his leg cut open (he might be dead now PIP)

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2024, 12:39:28 AM »
   
   
Great tune, when I was a kid I thought it was The Beatles.... but it`s actually better than The Beatles listening to it today.

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2024, 12:46:05 AM »
Dj has actually made tremendous progress in many areas over the years, which deserves recognition amidst all the negativity. For example,

----------

1) In his late-30s he was sensitive, thin-skinned and tired of the brutality of being constantly rejected by women he didn't pay for sex

Now in his 50s he is charm personified, a master manipulator, and an absolute pussy anal magnet to young females and gets comps on the daily. Impressive.

----------

2) Also he previously had a hankins-esque 0-3 record in self-reported street combat around the same age

Now at 52 dj is a lean, mean fighting machine with lightning quick hands and knock da fuck out power. Again, super impressive

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In summary, its been a remarkable transformation, and deserving of congratulation not castigation


Perfect summary Che delon !  :D

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2024, 01:03:05 AM »
Dj has actually made tremendous progress in many areas over the years, which deserves recognition amidst all the negativity. For example,

----------

1) In his late-30s he was sensitive, thin-skinned and tired of the brutality of being constantly rejected by women he didn't pay for sex

Now in his 50s he is charm personified, a master manipulator, and an absolute pussy anal magnet to young females and gets comps on the daily. Impressive.

----------

2) Also he previously had a hankins-esque 0-3 record in self-reported street combat around the same age

Now at 52 dj is a lean, mean fighting machine with lightning quick hands and knock da fuck out power. Again, super impressive

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In summary, its been a remarkable transformation, and deserving of congratulation not castigation

Don’t forget back then cock was average, and now grown considerably with no sign of tbombz bath mate usage

That’s an incredible feat, like aging backwards, Benjamin button in real life

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2024, 01:37:02 AM »
Don’t forget back then cock was average, and now grown considerably with no sign of tbombz bath mate usage

That’s an incredible feat, like aging backwards, Benjamin button in real life
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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2024, 02:03:37 AM »
DJ is a combination of the worst traits of MattC, Hanky and that fella who was in hospital trying to score drugs getting his leg cut open (he might be dead now PIP)

ESFITNESS.
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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2024, 02:34:58 AM »
"Posts from the Underground'" (Посты из подполья)

Brilliant
hahahahaha

dj and the Undeground Man do have a lot in common.

Well done sir. Absolutely well done.

Спасибо

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2024, 07:38:14 PM »
   
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DJ nova should rock that leopard jumpsuit at the gym I think would be a big hit with the girls

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2024, 07:44:06 PM »
"Posts from the Underground'" (Посты из подполья)

Brilliant
hahahahaha

dj and the Undeground Man do have a lot in common.

Well done sir. Absolutely well done.

Hey !

I thought you were going to take me to Subway ? Have you been busy training in the motherland with dj007 ?

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2024, 07:46:28 PM »


SARA ESTANISLAU

CLICK DJ! CLICK!

NOT BAD BRO!

https://www.kwai.com/@sarinhaestanislau?page_source=detail

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DAMN!!!

merci beaucoup

she definatley surpasses my weight limit of 55 kg

but i'd slam the living hell out dat ass

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2024, 07:50:57 PM »
Dj has actually made tremendous progress in many areas over the years, which deserves recognition amidst all the negativity. For example,

----------

1) In his late-30s he was sensitive, thin-skinned and tired of the brutality of being constantly rejected by women he didn't pay for sex

Now in his 50s he is charm personified, a master manipulator, and an absolute pussy anal magnet to young females and gets comps on the daily. Impressive.

----------

2) Also he previously had a hankins-esque 0-3 record in self-reported street combat around the same age

Now at 52 dj is a lean, mean fighting machine with lightning quick hands and knock da fuck out power. Again, super impressive

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In summary, its been a remarkable transformation, and deserving of congratulation not castigation

Spectacular ownage delon.

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #40 on: March 11, 2024, 07:51:59 PM »
Thanks joswift..

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #41 on: March 11, 2024, 07:53:43 PM »
Spectacular ownage delon.

does not touch me shitstain

why?

coz i am a much different man now

and i am fearless and if i saw you in real i'd just charge you and tackle you to the fucking ground and slam your head in the concrete

you have no clue what MANIA can make one do ;)

you should be thankful i cant see you in real :-*

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #42 on: March 11, 2024, 07:55:08 PM »
ESFITNESS.

Formerly known as InsulinShock, the guy who started using steroids and insulin(!)at age 17. At least in his case he got big and had a great back.  Also the guy who, admittedly, has been giving me internet rage with his bullshit since 1999 hahahaha

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #43 on: March 11, 2024, 07:58:45 PM »
does not touch me shitstain

why?

coz i am a much different man now

and i am fearless and if i saw you in real i'd just charge you and tackle you to the fucking ground and slam your head in the concrete

you have no clue what MANIA can make one do ;)

you should be thankful i cant see you in real :-*

You wouldn't do any of that you delusional pussy. 

And CLEARLY it touches you because you're so angry you want to fight me.  You cannot think ANYTHING through you absolute retard.  Speaking of thinking, for the record, my IQ is wayyyy higher than your supposed 126.

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2024, 03:49:56 PM »
does not touch me shitstain

why?

coz i am a much different man now

and i am fearless and if i saw you in real i'd just charge you and tackle you to the fucking ground and slam your head in the concrete

you have no clue what MANIA can make one do ;)

you should be thankful i cant see you in real :-*

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2024, 03:54:01 PM »
You wouldn't do any of that you delusional pussy. 

And CLEARLY it touches you because you're so angry you want to fight me.  You cannot think ANYTHING through you absolute retard.  Speaking of thinking, for the record, my IQ is wayyyy higher than your supposed 126.

yes i would

you dont dont know me ;)

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2024, 03:55:40 PM »
does not touch me shitstain

why?

coz i am a much different man now

and i am fearless and if i saw you in real i'd just charge you and tackle you to the fucking ground and slam your head in the concrete

you have no clue what MANIA can make one do ;)

you should be thankful i cant see you in real :-*

A lot of scrawny little homos threatening to touch people with their jab.

Bwahahahahaha!

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #47 on: March 12, 2024, 04:16:26 PM »
He is an attention seeker and a narcissist. Obviously he is also a sub five

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« Reply #48 on: March 12, 2024, 04:20:06 PM »
yes i would

you dont dont know me ;)

You used to watch your ex-wife get gangbanged by other men.  YOU CAN NEVER BE INTIMIDATING.  By your own admission you have won 1 fight in your entire life and lost the rest.  YOU CAN NEVER BE INTIMIDATING.  You are a pussy who weights 155 pounds without steroids and has a 285 pound deadlift after taking steroids for years.  YOU CAN NEVER BE INTIMIDATING.  You're an absolute pussy. 

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Re: djs lies or fantasy world?
« Reply #49 on: March 12, 2024, 04:53:33 PM »
He let his wife get gangbanged? Blatant homosexual.