People You Hate At The Gym

[JustPlaneJane]

Haha this

I can literally despise a person who has done nothing wrong towards me just based off how they look

Those are mirrors, you tubby daft scouser !

[BigRo]

sure thing mr bigorexia

must suck to have that crepit disease

i guren-fucking-tee you in we put your physique next to mine and asked peeps which bod they would rather have mine would win

You never take pics at a distance only close ups, you never show your back and your legs, who would want legs like yours?

[joswift]

Those are mirrors, you tubby daft scouser !

 

[Henda]

Haha I’m not a scouser try about 150 miles north of that

[wes]

Same. Half the time they look at you cluelessly if you ask to work in.

Yup....fucking idiots! 

[JustPlaneJane]

Haha I’m not a scouser try about 150 miles north of that

Every time I’m in the U.K. and I invite you to meet up, you’re 350 miles north of where I happen to be.

“Henda, I’m in London, wanna workout ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

“I’m at Donington Park.”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

I’m at Silverstone, wanna meet ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

I’m in Glasgow, want to go for a drink ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

I’m in Reykjavik, you anywhere close by ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

If you keep it up I’m going to take Darren Avery to Paris with me !   🤣

[The Scott]

I went to a commercial gym today, something I have not done in well over a decade.  I saw an older gentleman with a shirt on that said, “I TRAIN TO NOT LOOK LIKE YOU”.  Yes, he was bigger and stronger than me but so is bhanky.  Maybe I could introduce them to each other?

I do not care for that but I suppose I can overlook weird-o-ness.  But I do not think I can train there except when less people are around.  I cannot move quickly and I understand that I can get in the way of those that do actually train.  I have my small gym which is currently covered in stuff.  Grandchildren’s stuff. And more.

“Sigh”…I should probably take it as a sign that I should just give up but I am thinking of joinging a gym for a few months.  I used to train at 4 a.m. and I am certain I can’t do that now.  I may keep looking at other gyms to see if I can benefit from one for a  few months.

I cannot train around cell phone idiots let alone those that scowl into empty space ostensibly trying to appear to be “killing it” whatever “it” may be.  I can see why these folks might hate a hanidcapable seasoned citizen but I can just hate ‘em back.

I’m too old for this shit. 

[MajorDomo]

I went to a commercial gym today, something I have not done in well over a decade.  I saw an older gentleman with a shirt on that said, “I TRAIN TO NOT LOOK LIKE YOU”.  Yes, he was bigger and stronger than me but so is bhanky.  Maybe I could introduce them to each other?

I do not care for that but I suppose I can overlook weird-o-ness.  But I do not think I can train there except when less people are around.  I cannot move quickly and I understand that I can get in the way of those that do actually train.  I have my small gym which is currently covered in stuff.  Grandchildren’s stuff. And more.

“Sigh”…I should probably take it as a sign that I should just give up but I am thinking of joinging a gym for a few months.  I used to train at 4 a.m. and I am certain I can’t do that now.  I may keep looking at other gyms to see if I can benefit from one for a  few months.

I cannot train around cell phone idiots let alone those that scowl into empty space ostensibly trying to appear to be “killing it” whatever “it” may be.  I can see why these folks might hate a hanidcapable seasoned citizen but I can just hate ‘em back.

I’m too old for this shit. 

I used to like going to my local gym- I'm talking about 10 years ago or so- there was a nice vibe and I felt like working out. Now I steer clear and work out at home.

[chaos]

Everyone. The correct answer is everyone.

[pamith]

Everyone. The correct answer is everyone.

Bro...

[Humble Narcissist]

Basically everyone.

That's why I lift at home.

[Henda]

Every time I’m in the U.K. and I invite you to meet up, you’re 350 miles north of where I happen to be.

“Henda, I’m in London, wanna workout ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

“I’m at Donington Park.”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

I’m at Silverstone, wanna meet ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

I’m in Glasgow, want to go for a drink ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

I’m in Reykjavik, you anywhere close by ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

If you keep it up I’m going to take Darren Avery to Paris with me !   🤣

Haha you’ve seen my doctors notes with my exact address on, yes I’m aware that’s done shithole northern pit town that no fucker heard of bit easier to say just 10 mile north of Newcastle

[King Shizzo]

50 something year olds tiny tits in do-rags and rags for a t-shirt who only do arms and delts but walk around thinking they are jacked. Who also ogle the girls of a questionable age but also try to befriend every black man in the gym to get them a job, shave their back or let them be his dickshelf.
Tends to walk around fishing for compliments for hours instead of working out and leaving.

Don't bring Chaos into this.

[falco]

People on the phone.

[Thin Lizzy]

Home gym for the W. The less you have to deal with people the better.

[Dokey111]

Haha this

I can literally despise a person who has done nothing wrong towards me just based off how they look

fixed

[beakdoctor]

People using their phones to take pictures of their own reflection of the gym mirrors

Don't act like you go to the gym. LOL.

[IroNat]

I went to a commercial gym today, something I have not done in well over a decade.  I saw an older gentleman with a shirt on that said, “I TRAIN TO NOT LOOK LIKE YOU”.  Yes, he was bigger and stronger than me but so is bhanky.  Maybe I could introduce them to each other?

I do not care for that but I suppose I can overlook weird-o-ness.  But I do not think I can train there except when less people are around.  I cannot move quickly and I understand that I can get in the way of those that do actually train.  I have my small gym which is currently covered in stuff.  Grandchildren’s stuff. And more.

“Sigh”…I should probably take it as a sign that I should just give up but I am thinking of joinging a gym for a few months.  I used to train at 4 a.m. and I am certain I can’t do that now.  I may keep looking at other gyms to see if I can benefit from one for a  few months.

I cannot train around cell phone idiots let alone those that scowl into empty space ostensibly trying to appear to be “killing it” whatever “it” may be.  I can see why these folks might hate a hanidcapable seasoned citizen but I can just hate ‘em back.

I’m too old for this shit. 

Get in the gym and see if the environment helps.

The time of day makes a difference in the idjit quotient.

[LurkerNoMore]

More than anyone I hate the stereotypical New York tough guy characterized by the following:
1. Excessive tattooing.
2. Stank face.
3. Drives a pickup truck or Range Rover.
4. Wegro who mumbles rap to himself or patriotard Trump supporter.
5. Reminds all he has guns.
6. Excessive grooming.
7. Ridiculous, bulky sneakers.
8. Stupid outfits that are unacceptable on men older than seventeen years old.
9. Surveils others to let them know, “Don’t fug with me.”

Most people hate these types outside of the gym too.

[LurkerNoMore]

Shadowboxers

MMA footwork guys

guys that come in with a gym bag big enough to haul dead bodies in and plop it down somewhere and then go to somewhere else to work out while it takes up space on the floor

idiots that wear hoodies improperly.  Every summer it will be 98 degrees outside and they will have a hoodie on, just the hoodie part on their head with the rest hanging down their backs like a cape.  Held in place securely by a pair of Beats clamped on their temples. 

Morons with a permanent imaginary lat spread

[Gym Rat]

Shadowboxers

MMA footwork guys

guys that come in with a gym bag big enough to haul dead bodies in and plop it down somewhere and then go to somewhere else to work out while it takes up space on the floor

idiots that wear hoodies improperly.  Every summer it will be 98 degrees outside and they will have a hoodie on, just the hoodie part on their head with the rest hanging down their backs like a cape.  Held in place securely by a pair of Beats clamped on their temples. 

Morons with a permanent imaginary lat spread

Theres a douche like that I see around in gym on occasion...
Could be 100 degrees out, he has ballcap, with a beanie over it, and then a hoodie on top of that.  Moron of peace...

[beakdoctor]

I'm pretty tolerant at the gym.
I'm also the 50 year old guy with a permanent resting dick face. People avoid me and im fine with that. I stick to myself and generally don't talk to people,  most of the people in my gym are half my age anyway...If someone is on a piece of equipment that I want to use, I just move on to another exercise.

But there are a couple of things I hate...

1. People who either piss all over the toilet or spend so much time in the bathroom it looks and smells like they just gave birth to an 8 lb pile of shit when they're done.

2. When 2 or more people are working out together and each one, individually,  takes their own bench, squat rack, etc... tie up the entire area for an hour. Just work in with each other and swap out the plates ffs. There's  maybe 6 or 7 squat racks in the gym and one group in particular will come in and each person in the group takes a seperate rack. That is extremely irritating.

[Matt]

Every time I’m in the U.K. and I invite you to meet up, you’re 350 miles north of where I happen to be.

“Henda, I’m in London, wanna workout ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

“I’m at Donington Park.”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

I’m at Silverstone, wanna meet ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

I’m in Glasgow, want to go for a drink ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

I’m in Reykjavik, you anywhere close by ?”
Oh I’m 350 miles north of that.

If you keep it up I’m going to take Darren Avery to Paris with me !   🤣

Translated:
Nobody on Getbig has vouched that you are who you say you are. 
Oh wait - except for "Walter Sobchak". How convenient.

Out of curiosity, when you claimed to run the 40-yard dash in 4.33s, did you even bother to check the female world records? Were you aware that the fastest female time for the 40-yard dash is 4.45s by Briana Williams? 🤣

You know who WOULD be aware of that record, Jane? Oh, I don't know - try ANY elite female sprinter.

In one fell swoop, you literally destroyed the credibility or your gimmick. Think of it this way: imagine a gimmick came on here claiming to be an elite powerlifter. Now imagine he claimed to bench press 900-lb raw, in competition.

Do you understand how that would totally expose him as not being an elite lifter? Any elite lifter would be aware of what the world records are, and not claim to outperform them...'ya nimrod. 

Anyway, by chance did you get my PM offering you $2,000 USD to challenge you to a 100m sprint, Jane? I can wire the money to Ron - to hold in escrow until I beat you - T-O-M-O-R-R-O-W.

Watcha' scared of, Jane? Should be easy money for you, for 11.11 seconds of work, no? 🤣

[joswift]

Translated:
Nobody on Getbig has vouched that you are who you say you are. 
Oh wait - except for "Walter Sobchak". How convenient.

Out of curiosity, when you claimed to run the 40-yard dash in 4.33s, did you even bother to check the female world records? Were you aware that the fastest female time for the 40-yard dash is 4.45s by Briana Williams? 🤣

You know who WOULD be aware of that record, Jane? Oh, I don't know - try ANY elite female sprinter.

In one fell swoop, you literally destroyed the credibility or your gimmick. Think of it this way: imagine a gimmick came on here claiming to be an elite powerlifter. Now imagine he claimed to bench press 900-lb raw, in competition.

Do you understand how that would totally expose him as not being an elite lifter? Any elite lifter would be aware of what the world records are, and not claim to outperform them...'ya nimrod. 

Anyway, by chance did you get my PM offering you $2,000 USD to challenge you to a 100m sprint, Jane? I can wire the money to Ron T-O-M-O-R-R-O-W.

Watcha' scared of, Jane? Should be easy money for you, for 11.11 seconds of work, no? 🤣

[Matt]

I'm not sure what you do for a living, joswift - but you have to grant that $2K USD for [allegedly] 11 seconds of work + five minutes to send a video to Ron for confirmation is a pretty good deal. 

Jane won't do it because she's a lying sack of shit...but my offer is still on.