People You Hate At The Gym

[Grape Ape]

Ron is nobody's middleman Matt.

[Matt]

Well you have videos with me in them talking, you know where I live and work, you have pictures of my houses, and what I do for a living, yet apparently I don’t exist.   🤣

The weak little losers at the gym that I hate are the guys who look like this unemployed retarded clown.

I can lift 6x anything you can lift [on bench/squat/deadlift].

As for me being weak...well...considerin g there aren't even 10 active Getbig members who are currently stronger than me, you must think this is a board full of weaklings.

But, Jane - why are you derailing my challenge to you? I just offered you $2,000 USD if you can beat me a 100m sprint.

What are you so scared of, Jane?

I'd be more than happy to do this challenge with you, even if I lose.

Why are YOU afraid to essentially make $2,000 for doing nothing?

Is it possible that you know you can't beat me at the 100m, so you can't do it? Uh oh! 🤣

Aww, poor Jane - the "national champion" who can't even beat someone's whose last sprint win was nearly 28 years ago while in Grade 8. 😆 🤣 😂

Jane - you can't beat me and you know it. NO ONE turns down a free $2,000.

By doing so, you just proved to the board you're lying. Not like that was hard to see.

Also, why do you have to alter my photos to trash my physique? Why not just post the original? Here:



OH YEAH - LOOK AT THAT GYNO...IT'S OUT OF HAND!!
 

Thank you for having to alter my photos to trash me because you know I look good in my real shots. Just like when you/Walter say I use steroids. That is a COMPLIMENT.

If my physique sucked as bad as you say, you wouldn't assume steroids [which I haven't used for 17 months anyway]. So thank you for that compliment, Jane. 

Now can you do me a favour?

STOP DEFLECTING AND TAKE ME UP ON MY $2,000 USD SPRINT CHALLENGE TO YOU. 

Stop avoiding my callout.

If you're REALLY so fast, you'd just be taking candy from a baby. An easy two grand for you.

Why do you keep evading my challenge and trashing my physique, Jane? Why not address the topic at hand?

[Matt]

Ron is nobody's middleman Matt.

I said for 20%, Grape.

But you drive a hard bargain!

Ron deserves to be adequately compensated if he helps me do this...how about 20?

Ron would essentially get $540 USD, simply for holding the cash while the contest is happening.

I'm open to ensuring everyone is paid fairly.

Also...I am petty fast...I wouldn't mind showing that to the board and beating Jane in the process. 

Grape - if you don't think 20% is fair compensation for Ron's part, by all means shoot me an offer.

I didn't want to go over $2K USD...but I feel by doing this, people can say "You know what...Matt is truthful when he posts claims."

Which I am, which is why I want this. Also, I keep saying this:
Getbig needs more contests!!!

[JustPlaneJane]

I can……..blah, blah, blah more Matt Canning bullshit and crying.

You’re small, weak, and fat, even with the drug use. For a late 40’s male you are pudgy and pathetic.

You’re not even close to the same stratosphere as me athletically.

11.11 MR. TITS……..11.11 and a National Champion ! Meanwhile you had to pay a promoter $5,000 dollars to let you enter a Strongman contest in a city of 50,000 people. While your feral children are receiving public aid money.

You’re not challenging me tiny man, you’re screaming at the sky.

[GymnJuice]

Walter:
So you're saying for $2,000 USD, Jane is willing to do a 100m sprint challenge against?

If so - I can wire Ron Avidan the $2K USD tomorrow. No problems there. So is this on, Walter?

Just so everyone is aware, I am offering to pay Jane $2,700 CAD [$2,000 USD] if she beats me at the 100m sprint. As I said, I am prepared to wire Ron Avidan the money tomorrow to hold in escrow until the sprint submission videos are sent to Ron to review and judge/rank.

I would like the contest deadline to be July 1st so I can have 16 weeks to train for it and improve my sprint speed / get it to a respectable level.

If Jane truly is so fast, why is she ducking me? After all, this should be easy money for her, no?

PS - Jane: I went with the meal today at Subway. Just so you know, the cost has to come out of your share.

I mean...I'm giving you $2K USD for 11 seconds work...I think the least you can do is pay for my Subway combo.

Come on, Jane/Walter - you can clearly see the $2,700 CAD [$2,000 USD] in the photo below. Why are you still ducking me? This should be an easy win, no?

Matt, I think you should open this challenge up to other Getbiggers. Several are unemployed and could use the money. Hanky will probably need some cash to cover closing costs on his Kitty Hawk estate. And if Shizzo has 16 weeks to prepare I'm sure he could get a prosthesis fitted, Oscar Pistorius style.

[Matt]

Well you have videos with me in them talking, you know where I live and work, you have pictures of my houses, and what I do for a living, yet apparently I don’t exist.   🤣

The weak little losers at the gym that I hate are the guys who look like this unemployed retarded clown.

Making fun of my legs size in that shot too, Jane?

Are you sure you're one to talk about legs size? 



Come on...don't be bullshit.

I'm OK acknowledging that my legs are a weak point, size-wise. Not as much as yours are, Jane...but a weakness nevertheless.

Hey Jane - were you ever able to get that 85-lb barbell off the ground? 



Jane - your new deadlift motto should be "Strive for 85!"

Speaking of which, here I am pulling 6.5x your max:



BTW...

I was on Grape Ape's deadlift modification program for TWO WEEKS. On the third week, I successfully pulled 555. Who knows where I would have gotten had I applied his techniques for a longer period?

But seriously, Jane - rather than attack me, I'm giving you a chance to beat me AND make a decent chunk of money. That seems like win-win to me. You get to make $2,000 USD for maybe five minutes of total work?

What's the problem?

And you can get to know that you took two grand out of Matt Canning's pocket. Again...win-win.

Anyway, I haven't slept yet. It's 4:27pm, and I'm off to sleep to 6am.

Just consider my offer please!

[Hulkotron]

Good-looking footlong Matt

[robcguns]

I can lift 6x anything you can lift [on bench/squat/deadlift].

As for me being weak...well...considerin g there aren't even 10 active Getbig members who are currently stronger than me, you must think this is a board full of weaklings.

But, Jane - why are you derailing my challenge to you? I just offered you $2,000 USD if you can beat me a 100m sprint.

What are you so scared of, Jane?

I'd be more than happy to do this challenge with you, even if I lose.

Why are YOU afraid to essentially make $2,000 for doing nothing?

Is it possible that you know you can't beat me at the 100m, so you can't do it? Uh oh! 🤣

Aww, poor Jane - the "national champion" who can't even beat someone's whose last sprint win was nearly 28 years ago while in Grade 8. 😆 🤣 😂

Jane - you can't beat me and you know it. NO ONE turns down a free $2,000.

By doing so, you just proved to the board you're lying. Not like that was hard to see.

Also, why do you have to alter my photos to trash my physique? Why not just post the original? Here:



OH YEAH - LOOK AT THAT GYNO...IT'S OUT OF HAND!!
 

Thank you for having to alter my photos to trash me because you know I look good in my real shots. Just like when you/Walter say I use steroids. That is a COMPLIMENT.

If my physique sucked as bad as you say, you wouldn't assume steroids [which I haven't used for 17 months anyway]. So thank you for that compliment, Jane. 

Now can you do me a favour?

STOP DEFLECTING AND TAKE ME UP ON MY $2,000 USD SPRINT CHALLENGE TO YOU. 

Stop avoiding my callout.

If you're REALLY so fast, you'd just be taking candy from a baby. An easy two grand for you.

Why do you keep evading my challenge and trashing my physique, Jane? Why not address the topic at hand?

Bottom 3 pics look great Matt.

[Thin Lizzy]

x2 I work out in my basement exclusively now, like a recluse.  I miss the half-dressed snatch at the gym but that is about it.

You get less sociable as you get older. Some people I know invited me to run with their group on Sundays. After a few times, I was annoyed with most of the people and haven’t been back since.

[1Patrick]

On the first quick glance Matt you remind me  Eric Schwartz  that use to work for Animal/Universal and used to organize  cage at ASC expo .

[deadz]

You get less sociable as you get older. Some people I know invited me to run with their group on Sundays. After a few times, I was annoyed with most of the people and haven’t been back since.

Truth

[Grape Ape]

I said for 20%, Grape.

But you drive a hard bargain!

Ron deserves to be adequately compensated if he helps me do this...how about 20?

Ron would essentially get $540 USD, simply for holding the cash while the contest is happening.

I'm open to ensuring everyone is paid fairly.

Also...I am petty fast...I wouldn't mind showing that to the board and beating Jane in the process. 

Grape - if you don't think 20% is fair compensation for Ron's part, by all means shoot me an offer.

I didn't want to go over $2K USD...but I feel by doing this, people can say "You know what...Matt is truthful when he posts claims."

Which I am, which is why I want this. Also, I keep saying this:
Getbig needs more contests!!!

You are not thinking about this from the correct angle.

For any of the few normal folks here, participating in this challenge is a loss, regardless of the amount of the compensation.

But is it more important to you to be "right" on the internet, even if it means giving money to do so that could go to your family?

Buy some bitcoin with your 2k and give it to your kids.

[King Shizzo]

Matt, I think you should open this challenge up to other Getbiggers. Several are unemployed and could use the money. Hanky will probably need some cash to cover closing costs on his Kitty Hawk estate. And if Shizzo has 16 weeks to prepare I'm sure he could get a prosthesis fitted, Oscar Pistorius style.

I have both of my legs....Lol

[Hulkotron]

Is the sprint challenge booked yet?

[Walter Sobchak]

You are not thinking about this from the correct angle.

For any of the few normal folks here, participating in this challenge is a loss, regardless of the amount of the compensation.

But is it more important to you to be "right" on the internet, even if it means giving money to do so that could go to your family?

Buy some bitcoin with your 2k and give it to your kids.

He spent the entire day arguing on the internet, instead of helping to raise his kids. That sure sounds like someone who has had their visitation rights revoked.

Fucking grade A loser. Withdrew his life savings to take a photo of it for Getbig.

[oldtimer1]

1. I hate people that don't replace dumbbells or put them in the wrong order.
2. People that leave plates on the machines.
3. Guys doing curls in the squat racks.
4. The guy singing off key to the tune on his beats headphones.
5. Guys that slam the plates on machines
6. Guys that do partials on everything so they can impress others with the weight. The quarter rep leg press guy. The half rep dumbbell shoulder press guy. I could go on.
7.Guys that are constantly telling the hot girl how to lift. 
8. Bathroom gay guys. I'm just there to take a leak.
9. The trio of high school guys that grab three pair of dumbbells for their exercise.
10. When running on a treadmill the people casually walking on either side want to chat. Shut the fuck up, I'm working here.
11. The shadow box guy. After every set they fight ghosts. I could understand if they were doing real shadow boxing but they are just throwing imaginary punches.
12. The bench guys. You know the guys that specialize in the bench and throws in some curls. Yes you have a big bench but can you deadlift that weight?
13. Guys that go to the gym to bull shit and chat. I swear I lost count of how many sets I did while two guys were chatting away. Seems they did a set every 15 minutes.
14.Music. Last commercial gym I trained at always had 70's Rock on. I asked about it. The owner got tired of the constant music genre requests and moans about music. He said he was going to put on what he liked and he never deviated. I like 70's rock but it's a fraction of what I listen to.
15. Professional machine sitters. There was this old man that sat in the various machine watching the world go by. He might do a half hearted set every 10 minutes. He wasn't the only one sitting in machines doing nothing.
16. Girls eying me like I'm a ham sandwich. I have a mind you know.

Since covid closed the gyms I never missed a workout going to my home gym. I never went back. I think I had it with gyms.

[Dave D]

nice try

let's see your bod

but we all know you wont post a pic PUSSY

DJ post a recent pic you’re only in your 30s here.

[LurkerNoMore]

Well you have videos with me in them talking, you know where I live and work, you have pictures of my houses, and what I do for a living, yet apparently I don’t exist.   🤣

The weak little losers at the gym that I hate are the guys who look like this unemployed retarded clown.

Damn that photo got the brah looking like he built like a tornado.

[robcguns]

1. I hate people that don't replace dumbbells or put them in the wrong order.
2. People that leave plates on the machines.
3. Guys doing curls in the squat racks.
4. The guy singing off key to the tune on his beats headphones.
5. Guys that slam the plates on machines
6. Guys that do partials on everything so they can impress others with the weight. The quarter rep leg press guy. The half rep dumbbell shoulder press guy. I could go on.
7.Guys that are constantly telling the hot girl how to lift. 
8. Bathroom gay guys. I'm just there to take a leak.
9. The trio of high school guys that grab three pair of dumbbells for their exercise.
10. When running on a treadmill the people casually walking on either side want to chat. Shut the fuck up, I'm working here.
11. The shadow box guy. After every set they fight ghosts. I could understand if they were doing real shadow boxing but they are just throwing imaginary punches.
12. The bench guys. You know the guys that specialize in the bench and throws in some curls. Yes you have a big bench but can you deadlift that weight?
13. Guys that go to the gym to bull shit and chat. I swear I lost count of how many sets I did while two guys were chatting away. Seems they did a set every 15 minutes.
14.Music. Last commercial gym I trained at always had 70's Rock on. I asked about it. The owner got tired of the constant music genre requests and moans about music. He said he was going to put on what he liked and he never deviated. I like 70's rock but it's a fraction of what I listen to.
15. Professional machine sitters. There was this old man that sat in the various machine watching the world go by. He might do a half hearted set every 10 minutes. He was the only one sitting in machines doing nothing.
16. Girls eying me like I'm a ham sandwich. I have a mind you know.

Since covid closed the gyms I never missed a workout going to my home gym. I never went back. I think I had it with gyms.

This.

[Gym Rat]

List of people I hate at the gym:

1. People


 

[SweetDaddySiki]

This.

+ people filming themselves. I'm surprised how often I see this. Girls mostly; talking to themselves about who or who knows what. They're filming others too because you'll see them rotating around while filming themselves.

[wes]

Good-looking footlong wes

That`s what she said! 

[MajorDomo]

Making fun of my legs size in that shot too, Jane?

Are you sure you're one to talk about legs size? 



Come on...don't be bullshit.

I'm OK acknowledging that my legs are a weak point, size-wise. Not as much as yours are, Jane...but a weakness nevertheless.

Hey Jane - were you ever able to get that 85-lb barbell off the ground? 



Jane - your new deadlift motto should be "Strive for 85!"

I was on Grape Ape's deadlift modification program for TWO WEEKS. On the third week, I successfully pulled 555. Who knows where I would have gotten had I applied his techniques for a longer period?

But seriously, Jane - rather than attack me, I'm giving you a chance to beat me AND make a decent chunk of money. That seems like win-win to me. You get to make $2,000 USD for maybe five minutes of total work?

What's the problem?

And you can get to know that you took two grand out of Matt Canning's pocket. Again...win-win.

Anyway, I haven't slept yet. It's 4:27pm, and I'm off to sleep to 6am.

Just consider my offer please!

Matt - thanks for reposting those pics of JPJ - it reminded me of how hot she is.

[LurkerNoMore]

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[Thin Lizzy]

1. I hate people that don't replace dumbbells or put them in the wrong order.
2. People that leave plates on the machines.
3. Guys doing curls in the squat racks.
4. The guy singing off key to the tune on his beats headphones.
5. Guys that slam the plates on machines
6. Guys that do partials on everything so they can impress others with the weight. The quarter rep leg press guy. The half rep dumbbell shoulder press guy. I could go on.
7.Guys that are constantly telling the hot girl how to lift. 
8. Bathroom gay guys. I'm just there to take a leak.
9. The trio of high school guys that grab three pair of dumbbells for their exercise.
10. When running on a treadmill the people casually walking on either side want to chat. Shut the fuck up, I'm working here.
11. The shadow box guy. After every set they fight ghosts. I could understand if they were doing real shadow boxing but they are just throwing imaginary punches.
12. The bench guys. You know the guys that specialize in the bench and throws in some curls. Yes you have a big bench but can you deadlift that weight?
13. Guys that go to the gym to bull shit and chat. I swear I lost count of how many sets I did while two guys were chatting away. Seems they did a set every 15 minutes.
14.Music. Last commercial gym I trained at always had 70's Rock on. I asked about it. The owner got tired of the constant music genre requests and moans about music. He said he was going to put on what he liked and he never deviated. I like 70's rock but it's a fraction of what I listen to.
15. Professional machine sitters. There was this old man that sat in the various machine watching the world go by. He might do a half hearted set every 10 minutes. He wasn't the only one sitting in machines doing nothing.
16. Girls eying me like I'm a ham sandwich. I have a mind you know.

Since covid closed the gyms I never missed a workout going to my home gym. I never went back. I think I had it with gyms.

When you go to a gym, you feel obligated to do a lot because of the travel time. But with a home gym you can do mini workouts banging out a body part or two and moving on with life and you look exactly the same.