Just responded to a PM that I got.
Long read, but there is no chance in hell the majority of Jane's athletic claims are true.
Since it's clear Jane is a liar, I would advise the male members who are simping for Jane to stop. Just be aware: you may be simping for a man.
If you don't believe me, just privately [through PM] ask Jane to TRULY verify their identity for you...then watch as Jane loses "her" shit. 🤣
The 4.33s 40-yard dash claim was absolutely the stupidest. Completely destroyed the credibility of a 11-year gimmick account. God...next time, just claim a 4.75s time, and STFU. 🙄 And even the 11.11s 100m time was stupid, considering only 30-50 White women IN HISTORY have ran the 100m in that time or faster. 🙄
Tomorrow, I can list ALL White women who ran the 100m in 11.11s. Anyone THAT fast would be in the official record books.
Jane narrowed herself down to a group of women ranging from 3 to 50. Fucking twat. Then we can watch as she makes excuses for why I wasn't able to identify her. 🤣
PM that I sent to someone who PM'd me about Jane - I have received maybe six PM's about Jane. I believe this is the first one from someone who believes her, but I would have to check. 🙂
"matt i think jane can beat you in both pull ups and sprinting because some of us are just gifted athleticly."
[I removed/snipped the rest of the PM for privacy reasons].
My reply:
"Well...the thing is, I didn't ask for any cash if I beat her.
I was willing to put $2,000 USD / $2,700 CAD in escrow with Ron Avidan [the website owner], and Jane could send him a sprint video.
If she beats me, and Ron VERIFIES IT...he would send her the money, and keep 10% for his role in escrow services.
If *I* beat Jane...I think I deserve SOMETHING...but the benefits to me were [1] getting back into top sprint shape, and [2] forcing Jane to prove she's not a phony [to Ron]. I wouldn't need any money. It would be nice, but...I can go without it.
As expected, she dodged my challenge/request.
Now...you mentioned that some people are genetic freaks. I agree.
But did you know Jane claimed to run the 100m in 11.11s? And Jane claimed to run the 40-yard dash in 4.33s? Meanwhile, the WORLD RECORD for a woman in the 40-yard dash is held by Briana Williams, who ran it in 4.45s in 2021!
I mean, do you REALLY believe that Jane ran the 40 in 0.12s faster than the CURRENT WORLD RECORD, and did it 20-30 years ago?
And that is even MORE RARE for a White woman.
Jane also claimed to do 28 wide grip overhand chin-ups. Meanwhile, the #3 female USA RECORD is 33.
There are fewer than 100 women IN THE WORLD who can do that many chin-ups! Possibly fewer than 10.
I'm not saying she can't be better than me. But I AM saying she's lying about her claims.
Again:
SHE IS CLAIMING TO HAVE A FASTER 40 TIME THAN THE CURRENT WORLD RECORD.
Even USAIN BOLT ran it in 4.22s.
The MALE record is 4.11s, held by Christian Coleman, and women are ALWAYS 10% slower than male times, from 50m to 800m sprints. Always. Yet Jane is within 5% of Christian Coleman's time.
So Jane is the ONLY exception in history? Lmao. Right.
Jane also ran the 40 at a faster rate than the current female 50m record, held by Irina Privalova.
40 yards = 36.576m
To run 36.576m in 4.33s is 8.45m/s.
Meanwhile, Irina Privalova ran 50m in 5.96s, which works out to 8.39m/s.
So Jane ran at a pace 0.7% faster at a sprint that is just over 73% the distance?
That's pretty interesting, considering it is the **only sprint record in the history of sprint records for either male or females ever since sprint records have existed** which doesn't meet the pattern that longer sprint = faster running pace.
This is true for sprints up to 100m, where it mazes out, then starts to reverse for longer sprints, as neuromuscular fatigue kicks in.
Consider this:
Usain Bolt ran the 100m in 9.58s. That's a pace of 10.44m/s.
Yet Usain Bolt only ran the 40-yard dash in 4.22s [in 2018...BARELY beating Jane's time. 🙄 LOL. 🤣]. That's a pace of only 8.67m/s.
If Bolt ran the 40 at the same page as his 100m run, he would have ran the 40 in a staggering 3.50s. 😮
But that's my point - longer sprints = faster pace, with this effect maximizing at 100m.
This is a universal pattern of physics and biology. Jane isn't somehow the only exception in world history.
Jane also made some other insane claim about doing a 2-hour bike ride in Arizona at a time that would have basically won multiple state level cycling events. 🙄 That may be slight hyperbole, but whatever Jane's cycling time/pace was, it was basically in the Top 0.1% of all cycling paces.
Hulkotron called her out for that, and basically explained to her ["her"]...very slowly...that NOBODY who is in the Top 0.1% at sprinting is also in the Top 0.1% of distance/endurance events. It doesn't work that way.
But that's the thing - Jane doesn't even KNOW ENOUGH about the sports she is lying about to make up a believable lie. ANY top/elite level sprinter would KNOW [have some awareness of] what the world records are, and wouldn't lie by claiming to be faster than the F**KING CURRENT WORLD RECORD HOLDER.
ONLY an amateur / someone who doesn't train would be THAT stupid.
It would be like a man claiming to be an elite powerlifter who bench pressed 900-lb raw in competition at age 18, after happening into a bench press contest after completing a full chest workout. This is analogous to Jane running a 4.33s 40-yard dash at age 18, after track practice, while tired.
Now, let's break that down:
[1] NO ONE has EVER benched that - TO DATE, let alone 20-30 years ago.
[2] The average age of an elite bench presser is probably something like 35. So to claim to have done it at 18 just adds another level of unbelievability [ditto for sprinters - the average world record female sprinter is 28 years 2 months]. And:
[3] Doing this after a full track practice is just the icing on the dog-shit cake posing as a chocolate cake.
Everything about Jane's claim is idiotic, and NO ONE at the elite level would make such a claim.
Anyone who is an elite bench presser [say - anyone who bench presses 405-lb, depending on their body weight] would KNOW BETTER than to claim to have a 900-lb bench press.
There are 54,000 men in my city. So Top 1% = Top 540. Top 0.1% = Top 54 men. Top 0.01% = Top 5.4 [Top 5-6 men].
I'm in the Top 0.1%, and approaching Top 0.01%. *Maybe* 35 men in my city can out-bench me right now.
But Jane is claiming to be a Top 0.0001% sprinter. No sprinter at that level would claim to have ran a sprint [dash] faster than the CURRENT WORLD RECORD, because they would know better!
There have only been 28 MALE NFL PLAYERS who ran the 40-yard dash in under 4.31s since 1999, FFS! Just check the records for yourself:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/40-yard_dashJane's claim isn't just unrealistic - it's RETARDED. Because JANE was too retarded to check the record books before making her asinine post.
Oh, LOL, and after Hulkotron called her her out on how impossible/rare it would be to be a top sprinter AND a top endurance cyclist, she "thanked" him for his comments, and attempted to clarify her claim, to make it look slightly less retarded.
But no mistake - the damage was already done.
And a person claiming to be in the Top 0.0001% [Top one in a MILLION] of ANYTHING wouldn't be such a nasty, bitter piece of shit, bringing up someone's CHILDREN, FFS.
Anyone who is a decorated athlete at her level would have too many things to be happy about. You could say Conor McGregor is a nasty, bitter man lately [he overdosed on drugs in an interview with Sports Illustrated which went online yesterday]. But Conor is being that way to an anonymous message board audience.
What I'm saying is:
The odds of Jane being a elite level female sprinter, among the Top 30-50 female sprinters in HISTORY are a lot lower than Jane just being some troll...posting as a woman, thinking it will help in getting away with attacking other members, knowing that most men are horny, and simp for women.
Those male posters would be petrified if they found out that Jane was a man posting.
LASTLY:
If you don't believe me, simply CALMLY ask Jane to post any video proof of her sprint achievements, or even her gym lifts. Just politely ask. That's all. Then watch her LOSE HER SHIT. Which she will.
Jane will never, EVER post any proof, and she's already started posting claims that are more realistic, like her 225-lb squat for 8 reps that she only counted as 7, because her spotter panicked and touched her. 😂 Note that Jane peppers some humility in her posts to make them seem more believable. But if you ever ask her to prove her lifts, she will lose her shit. She is aware that made exaggerated claims that went too far, and is being more realistic now. But the damage is already done, and she isn't denying having ran the 40-yard dash in 4.33s. She claimed a 309x3 deadlift, then says she is a 134-lb woman who is six feet tall. No woman that skinny [5-lb over anorexia level] deadlifts that much. And the pictures she posted are of a woman weighing 150-160-lb. Certainly, at least 20-lb heavier than her claimed body weight.
Anyway, she's full of shit. Simply ask her to prove anything she claims, and watch her melt down.
- Matt Canning"
