I broke 3 ribs sweeping powdery show off my steps.....little did I know there was a thin film of ice under the snow.....I found out soon enough though.....broke the 3 ribs and had a hematoma of the Liver.
To make a long story short I was in a lot of pain......was prescribed Vicoden and was eating them like candy then I had a buddy of mine go on the street and get me some percosettes.
Anyway I was popping them like they were going out of style cuz they really din`t seem to ease my pain one single bit.
I had just done a contest the week or so before and had a legit 29 inch ripped waist.........because of these pills I didn`t take a dump for 8 fucking days......my gut looked like Quatro was gonna` jump out of my stomach at any fucking minute.

So I go to the ER,and the nurse tells me...."those assholes (the doctors) should have gave you a kick ass laxative while you were on those pills....they slow down your digestive system big-time" (she wasn`t aware of course I was taking percs also).
She then takes me into a room makes me drink a bottle of Citrate Nitrate or some shit....an entire bottle then gave me 6 little containers of Milk Of Magnesia.
When I finally took a dump at the hospital,lightning bolts,shot from the heavens, and I saw the face of God.
My waist instantly went down several inches.
Distention Of Peace
JUST SAY NO !