I would slap the shit out and f you in real life and you know it
Brian - come on man do you not realize how this sounds? It’s obvious that you don’t hang out with any real badasses. Or even anyone who’s been in any real shit. A true “tough guy” NEVER talks the way you do. We are confident enough to make fun of ourselves and legit enough to admit we’ve had our asses kicked. If you’ve never been beaten you have not fought enough. ANYONE that disagrees is wrong and every real dude on here knows wtf I mean. And the ridiculous statements about “rag dolling” Mike Tyson. This just shows that either you are a total poser, or you have absolutely no understanding of fighting. AND the dumbass idea that being heavier - or having abs - means much in fighting. Did you not see what Mighty Mouse recently did to the guy who out weighed him by 75 lbs (I may be wrong on the weight difference). You out-weigh Mighty and he would destroy you.
The dumbass notion that avoiding a fight makes you soft AGAIN shows that you e never seen the results of real combat. It’s easy to say and fckn HARD to do and harder to deal with. Get in a fight because someone “disrespected” you and something goes wrong and the dude falls, hits head and dies. Then your doing life (and fckn delude yourself if you assume stand your ground will protect you - I have one friend doing 25 and another that’s done 20 and been denied parole twice now). I love my kids way too much to be a dumbass and go to jail for killing some jive turkey. Even in combat where it’s “justified” taking life (or at least believing you did) is a mind fck man.
A man that is TRULY confident in his abilities will NEVER talk the way you do. Sorry bruh, this is a FACT not my opinion.
I’ve fckn tried over and over to get through to you. You just don’t have the social maturity to get it. I am the fckn retard here for thinking I could word this in a way that might penetrate that thick skull -