Hankins vs Josh - MMA - Vegas, NV

[Raymondo]

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Yes, we are getting a Hankins "Tough Guy" story arc for Summer.

Another epic 

[The Scott]

Love in a Small Town Store -

"I like the Skoal, but the Kodiak tastes better, and let's not forget the Copenhagen......"

The urban cowboy sure was taking a long time picking out a dip, the cashier thought as he peered out the window. A bit out yonder he saw a bald man on a strange contraption that looked like a baby carriage with pedals. "City queer" he pondered. There sure were a lot of them now-a-days, raising chickens, driving dualies, building mcmansions. But they brought money to the town, so who was he to judge?

"I'm thinking Skoal....", the cowboy said.

"Take your time" the dis-interested cashier said. He noticed the bald man entered, and was now by the Pringles display.

"Now, I'm thinking Kodiak again...."

The bald man was rummaging through the Gatorades now.

"Screw it, I guess I'll split the difference, and go Cope...."

"Good Choice" the cashier said, as he turned around to get it.

"You're a big guy, whut-da-ya curl?"

Strange conversation the Cashier thought, as he turned around to see the bald man holding a can of salt and vinegar Pringles and a blue Gatorade. "Who the fuck drinks blue Gatorade?" the cashier thought, he wished the strange bald man would buy them all so he wouldn't have to look at the things.

"Sir, I'm going to need to see some ID for the dip, sorry state law."

"I curl #155." the Cowboy said as he dug through his wallet.

"You dip too?, I should've known from the ring fade on your jeans." the bald man said. "I used to dip in high school and college. A bunch of sweaty young dudes dipping and spitting.... Kinda gross to think about now, but also kinda sexy, you know?".

"This is some strange fag mating dance", the counterman thought.

"My name's Hankins, Brian Wood Healy Hankins, but you can call me Brian."

"Nice to meet you Bri." the cowboy said, reaching for his ID, and accidentally knocking the can of Cope off the counter on to the floor.

"Let me get that for you, that trike's been awesome for my knees.", the bald man now known as Brian said as he started to bend for the Copenhagen tin. Right at crouch level he stopped and peered up at the Cowboy and smiled.

The Cowboy smiled back.

And it was at that moment Brian knew the Cowboy was his.

"It takes all kinds" the counterman thought as he turned back to the register to avoid the spectacle.

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A little gay Hankins fan-fic to start your day.


 

SUPERB!!!!

[38 returns]

I  chewed tobacco for a decade sherlock stop being a weirdo stalker

;chewed tobacco;

isn't that gay slang for sucked tramps cocks?

[Raymondo]

BB what can you do with this picture?   

[BB]

BB what can you do with this picture?   

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[chaos]

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LMAO! Hankins looks like a light skinned brutha!

[Raymondo]

 

[Raymondo]

These photoshops deserve a whole thread of their own!

[joswift]

Brian forgets hes not on Getbig

[Hulkotron]

looking forward to the sequel from BB

[IroNat]

Brian forgets hes not on Getbig

That was how 10 year old Bhanky got the Olympic Heavyweight Gold Medalist to back down.

It's all about confidence.

[wes]

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LOL 

[joswift]

[GymnJuice]

I don't even know that person. Just someone in the fitness group not a friend. I simply made a comment about chewing tobacco because he had a can of dip in his pocket. You guys are fucking retarded stalking me on facebook and making up stupid stories everytime you find a post of mine. Get a life

I don't always comment on stranger's pictures on facebook. But when I do I make sure that it is a picture of a man. Shirtless. With a cowboy hat on. In a bathroom. Showing his dickroot.

[Sandrock]

Looks like Brian found an old school buddy on FB

Nah...Brians not gay at all.......



I wonder if this guy remembers Brian fighting every day...lets see...

This guy, Hankins and Carrot Top are in a locker room together.  Of the three, who is the Dick Rootiest?

[webstar]

I don't even know that person. Just someone in the fitness group not a friend. I simply made a comment about chewing tobacco because he had a can of dip in his pocket. You guys are fucking retarded stalking me on facebook and making up stupid stories everytime you find a post of mine. Get a life

How would you know, what dip is?

You are an absolute butt pirate.

Commenting on this pic further proves it.

Like look at the pics he’s posting and look you commenting like a thirsty teenager.

[Never1AShow]

Love in a Small Town Store -

"I like the Skoal, but the Kodiak tastes better, and let's not forget the Copenhagen......"

The urban cowboy sure was taking a long time picking out a dip, the cashier thought as he peered out the window. A bit out yonder he saw a bald man on a strange contraption that looked like a baby carriage with pedals. "City queer" he pondered. There sure were a lot of them now-a-days, raising chickens, driving dualies, building mcmansions. But they brought money to the town, so who was he to judge?

"I'm thinking Skoal....", the cowboy said.

"Take your time" the dis-interested cashier said. He noticed the bald man entered, and was now by the Pringles display.

"Now, I'm thinking Kodiak again...."

The bald man was rummaging through the Gatorades now.

"Screw it, I guess I'll split the difference, and go Cope...."

"Good Choice" the cashier said, as he turned around to get it.

"You're a big guy, whut-da-ya curl?"

Strange conversation the Cashier thought, as he turned around to see the bald man holding a can of salt and vinegar Pringles and a blue Gatorade. "Who the fuck drinks blue Gatorade?" the cashier thought, he wished the strange bald man would buy them all so he wouldn't have to look at the things.

"Sir, I'm going to need to see some ID for the dip, sorry state law."

"I curl #155." the Cowboy said as he dug through his wallet.

"You dip too?, I should've known from the ring fade on your jeans." the bald man said. "I used to dip in high school and college. A bunch of sweaty young dudes dipping and spitting.... Kinda gross to think about now, but also kinda sexy, you know?".

"This is some strange fag mating dance", the counterman thought.

"My name's Hankins, Brian Wood Healy Hankins, but you can call me Brian."

"Nice to meet you Bri." the cowboy said, reaching for his ID, and accidentally knocking the can of Cope off the counter on to the floor.

"Let me get that for you, that trike's been awesome for my knees.", the bald man now known as Brian said as he started to bend for the Copenhagen tin. Right at crouch level he stopped and peered up at the Cowboy and smiled.

The Cowboy smiled back.

And it was at that moment Brian knew the Cowboy was his.

"It takes all kinds" the counterman thought as he turned back to the register to avoid the spectacle.

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A little gay Hankins fan-fic to start your day.

Spot on Amazing and Excellent!!

[Dave D]

How would you know, what dip is?

You are an absolute butt pirate.

Commenting on this pic further proves it.

Like look at the pics he’s posting and look you commenting like a thirsty teenager.

LOL! Poor Bi-an. He’s been exposed.

[illuminati]

I don't always comment on stranger's pictures on facebook. But when I do I make sure that it is a picture of a man. Shirtless. With a cowboy hat on. In a bathroom. Showing his dickroot.

Yep thats Bianca Cup Cake 100%

[bhank]

When you get 735 likes and loves in 3 days you try and give a few back

[tatoo]

When you get 735 likes and loves in 3 days you try and give a few back

gay as fuck

[joswift]

When you get 735 likes and loves in 3 days you try and give a few back

I wonder how many will like your next one when they read your arrest for assaulting a woman and see your many mugshots

Lets see....

[bhank]

I wonder how many will like your next one when they read your arrest for assaulting a woman and see your many mugshots

Lets see....

Dude no one cares what bullshit you write about someone else that is not how facebook works dumb fucking Boomer get a life also for fuck sake you are not even talking about someone being convicted of anything. You going to tell people my ex baby mamma falsely accused me of the same thing half a dozen times during a custody case and I was found innocent by multiple judges in multiple jurisdictions? That is how you are going to soil my good name? Fuck off idiot

[joswift]

Dude no one cares what bullshit you write about someone else that is not how facebook works dumb fucking Boomer get a life

you wont mind if I post your mugshots and arrest record on the site then


No worries
PS  You have that same photo on the over 40s website with about 17 likes

Lol at "top contributor" on all the FB groups, what a fucking loser crying out for attention

[bhank]

you wont mind if I post your mugshots and arrest record on the site then


No worries
PS I have that same photo on the over 40s website with about 17 likes

You can't again that is not how facebook works you dumb fucking Boomer. Every group post has to be approved you can't just go into a facebook group and start posting shit about someone in 2024 you dumb fucking Boomer

And who fucking cares regardless the point has already been proven my current condition is fuck all amazing