Funerals

[Amerian Muscle]

Just live and know you are gonna die. Who gives a fuck. Jeff train and enjoy food and some sex and besides that there is not much since you don’t enjoy children. Everyone dies so nothing different for anyone except the way they die. I go thru shit like this as well then realize it’s just death so fuck it. I welcome the other side. Cheer up Jeff, just give life the finger. I’ve never been one for funerals myself. People I know who passed know I how I felt and I don’t need to show up to their dead body to prove anything.

[Donny]

You do know they sell the blood. They are not giving it away for free. If you ever need blood in a hospital it's sold again. Just look at your insurance itemized bill.

I think i will donate my brain to science .. 
On a serious note i have a donor card & will give my organs to people who need it.
I do not know if it is a criminal money making thing but some poor bastard will get my liver 
I would rather that my body was used in a scientific way than just buried or burned. Burning good organs is just a waste & can save a life.

[Amerian Muscle]

I think i will donate my brain to science .. 
On a serious note i have a donor card & will give my organs to people who need it.
I do not know if it is a criminal money making thing but some poor bastard will get my liver 
I would rather that my body was used in a scientific way than just buried or burned. Burning good organs is just a waste & can save a life.

Sell your organs while you are alive and go long on bitcoin

[Donny]

Sell your organs while you are alive and go long on bitcoin

You get Organ Bandits where people wake up with a scar & an Organ is gone.

[Amerian Muscle]

You get Organ Bandits where people wake up with a scar & an Organ is gone.

Yeah. Dont accept free rides, free food, free drinks and youll be fine

[Taffin]

I used to give my blood regularly until they found the AIDS.

 

Mega-dosing Vitamin C cleared the AIDS for me 👍

[IroNat]

Mega-dosing Vitamin C cleared the AIDS for me 👍

Will look into it, Taffy, thanks!

[Fortress]

My uncle sends me pics of children of his extended family’s offspring.

Yeah, you read that correctly.

I wouldn’t know these girls and boys if I stood behind them in a burger shack. Why would I care to see pictures of them singing in talent shows or playing hockey?!

Just weird.

As far as death, again, I couldn’t care less. It does suck to see once-vibrant folks grow decrepit, but really, if a person has spirit and passion, for SOMETHING, and a good soul, that corpse look never really settles in.

See, lots love life, but they got nothing beyond others’ lives that fuel them.

Me, I hate life, but Fortress has a few specific interests and pursuits, and this is high-octane for a powerful engine.

You dig?

[MAXX]

What a joyfull thread. Really lifted my spirit 

[joswift]

What a joyfull thread. Really lifted my spirit 

Im over it now

Normality has resumed

[IroNat]

Im over it now

Normality has resumed

Another "Getbig Therapy" success.

[Rambone]

Another "Getbig Therapy" success.

Lmao

[Pet shop boys]

Went to a funeral yesterday of an old school pal

Seeing all my old friends makes me feel like shit, its a shame people have to get old
I havent seen some of them for years, its funny that apart from funerals I never see them.

I look at them and the person they used to be has long gone, they have a distant empty look about them.

I was going to go and have. adrink with them later but after the last time I went to a funeral they were all just sat on their phones rather than talking.

It could be the last chance they get to see each other as the next funeral might be theirs but its like their phone is more important.

I chose not to go, in fact I wont be going to any more old friends funerals as its makes me feel like shit.

Oh and the Priest was a fucking immigrant black twat whos only beeen in the country since last December talking about "my memories of David", fucker never met him in his life.

When my dad passed I had a real close friend  that told me that he didn't do funerals cause it made him feel like shit"......  on the other hand, there was this friend who lived like 4 hours away from the state I live in , took a train then an Uber went to my dad's funeral (25 mins at most) and then headed back home !

My advice is if the funeral is for someone that meant something to you paying your respects is the right thing to do. Think about it , is the last homage ceremony or gathering" about that person and that's it ....  you could stay there for 15 mins and leave ....





WooooSHHHHHHHHHHHH  LE vro neeeeeeeeeee

[BigRo]

People need to learn and practise meditation.

[wes]

Enjoy life the best you can,cuz tomorrow is promised to no one.

[Hendrixian]

I would like to be buried right away, no funeral bullshit, I think it would make people suffer less.

[joswift]

I would like to be buried right away, no funeral bullshit, I think it would make people suffer less.

where do you live, I can bring a shovel.....

[IroNat]

I would like to be buried right away, no funeral bullshit, I think it would make people suffer less.

Alive or dead?

[Fortress]

I hope when I croak my body isn’t discovered for a couple of weeks and, when it is, maggots are crawling out of my mouth and ass, like a Cannibal Corpse album cover, and the stench is nuclear.

Maybe sportin’ a frozen-in-time boner.

[wes]

I hope when I croak my body isn’t discovered for a couple of weeks and, when it is, maggots are crawling out of my mouth and ass, like a Cannibal Corpse album cover, and the stench is nuclear.

Maybe sportin’ a frozen-in-time boner.

LOL 

[Humble Narcissist]

Growing old is worthless if you don't have a family which includes grandchildren.

Maybe true for you but those of us who don't have children (or grandchildren) are loving life.

[MAXX]

Growing old is worthless if you don't have a family which includes grandchildren.

kind of feel the same way. it would feel empty.

tbh it's pretty much your life goal and purpose and goal to procreate.

[a_pupil]

Maybe true for you but those of us who don't have children (or grandchildren) are loving life.

This.

You work hard in your 20s and 30s so you can slow down and enjoy the fruits in your 40s and 50s.

[Donny]

Yeah. Dont accept free rides, free food, free drinks and youll be fine

It´s the Honey trap..women lure guys to a flat then they wake up in an alley way minus an organ.

[wes]

kind of feel the same way. it would feel empty.

tbh it's pretty much your life goal and purpose and goal to procreate.

I`m a total failure then as I never had any kids........BUT I tried a few zillion times or so.   

I`m not one to give up easy,especially for a good cause.............meanin g my pecker.