Funerals

[BigRo]

I`m a total failure then as I never had any kids........BUT I tried a few zillion times or so.   

Too low Sperms from da roids?

[Raymondo]

I hope when I croak my body isn’t discovered for a couple of weeks and, when it is, maggots are crawling out of my mouth and ass, like a Cannibal Corpse album cover, and the stench is nuclear.

Maybe sportin’ a frozen-in-time boner.

Sounds romantic.

[wes]

Too low Sperms from da roids?

Probably too low from many years of drinking.....been clean and sober now for 26 years.

I never abused gear......I went high dosage at times at 3 weeks out or so depending on how I looked,then would taper back......I did my fair share of course, but I relied on training and a strict diet more than the gear.

At times when cash was low I would do a contest using just Test as it was all I could afford, but would still do well due to dieting like a Spartan,training my balls off, and cardio 6 days a week.... sometimes twice a day.

[a_pupil]

I`m a total failure then as I never had any kids........BUT I tried a few zillion times or so.   

I`m not one to give up easy,especially for a good cause.............meanin g my pecker.

Adopt some Africans like Angelian Jolie

[Henda]

The one time you went home from playing football with your friends was the last time you ever did it and you never knew it....

Haha it’s pretty depressing when you think of it like that I remember the last summer holidays we were all still at school spending all day down the woods swimming in the dam with mates not realising it was our last summer ever of true freedom.

[Van_Bilderass]

A real melancholy song with the word Funeral, I really like it.

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[IroNat]

Growing old is worthless if you don't have a family which includes grandchildren dogs and cats.

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[wes]

Adopt some Africans like Angelian Jolie

NOT !!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Darren Avey]

Yeh it's all shit.
I spend 18 hours a day in bed

[Taffin]

I hope when I croak my body isn’t discovered for a couple of weeks and, when it is, maggots are crawling out of my mouth and ass, like a Cannibal Corpse album cover, and the stench is nuclear.

Maybe sportin’ a frozen-in-time boner.

Some dark prose right there - I feel solemn

I`m a total failure then as I never had any kids........BUT I tried a few zillion times or so.   

I`m not one to give up easy,especially for a good cause.............meanin g my pecker.

It's a damn shame we're so far apart - I've got loads of cool f**king (adult) kids with grand kids on the way, but all my family are dead - I'd kill for an 'Uncle Wes' for them

[wes]

It's a damn shame we're so far apart - I've got loads of cool f**king (adult) kids with grand kids on the way, but all my family are dead - I'd kill for an 'Uncle Wes' for them

You crazy bastard!   LOL 

[Amerian Muscle]

Cant wait for my parents funeral. Only then I will feel free

[Humble Narcissist]

Cant wait for my parents funeral. Only then I will feel free

Brutal.

[wes]

Cant wait for my parents funeral. Only then I will feel free

You imbecile.

[Raymondo]

Cant wait for my parents funeral. Only then I will feel free

They probably feel the same way. Or rather they wish they never had you.

[joswift]

Cant wait for my parents funeral. Only then I will feel free

Are you Elizabeth Fritzl?

[38 returns]

Its Hanky

when his dad shuffled he did well

when his mum goes likely a few quid more

[Amerian Muscle]

No my dad has already said enough times that he is disowning me and also I told him that I am not worried about spare change

[joswift]

No my dad has already said enough times that he is disowning me and also I told him that I am not worried about spare change

You post exactly like dj181 

[Amerian Muscle]

You post exactly like dj181 

Thanks, I have been working on that

[Amerian Muscle]

Brutal.

I regularly google orbituaries so that I can find out

[Amerian Muscle]

They probably feel the same way. Or rather they wish they never had you.

I also think so and since the feeling is mutual I feel no guilt about it

[Raymondo]

You post exactly like dj181 

I'm 99% certain it's anabolichalo

[Raymondo]

I also think so and since the feeling is mutual I feel no guilt about it

Whatever. If they spent their time raising you, wiping your ass when you were a baby, waking up in the middle of the night to feed you, taking you to the doctor for ear infections or the million fucking chores you have to do when a child enters your life you have responsiblities towards them whether you like them as people or not.

Man the fuck up.

[Amerian Muscle]

Whatever. If they spent their time raising you, wiping your ass when you were a baby, waking up in the middle of the night to feed you, taking you to the doctor for ear infections or the million fucking chores you have to do when a child enters your life you have responsiblities towards them whether you like them or not.

Man the fuck up.

I will google how to do this, my dad didn't teach me. Thanks for your advices, Raymondo