[Verse 1]
The Shitter went down to Ashleys
He was lookin' for a kid to sniff
He was in a bind 'loved her behind
And he was getting very stiff
When he came across this young lady
In the shower and damn boy she was hot
And the Shitter jumped right in the shower
And Boy, did he grab her twat
[Verse 2]
I guess you didn't know it, but Joe's a kiddie diddler too
And if you'd care to take a dare, Prime's a gay caulk-sukker too
Now you suck a pretty good c0ck Prime, but give the pervert his due
Joe puts a throbbing pole against your hole, sprays you full of glue
The Pervert said, "My name's Joey, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your kid and you're gonna regret biggest perv there's ever been
[Bridge]
Joey, rosin up your cock and play your diddler hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose at Ashleys and Joe's a perv libtard
And if you win, you get this shiny wrinkled pole
But if you lose ole Joe he gets your hole...
[Verse 3]
The Pervert opened up her pants and said, "I'll start this show"
And Jizz flew from his wrinkled dink as he touched her down below
And he pulled his c0ck across her ass it made a evil hiss
And then a band of perverts libs joined in and went something like this
[Fiddle Solo]
[Verse 3]
When the perverts finsihed, Joey said
"Well, you're pretty good ole' son
But sit down in that chair like cucks
And let me show you how it's done"
[Chorus]
"Fire in her hole," cum boys cum
The perverts in the house w/ Ashleys bum
Joe is in the bathtub bending her down
Joe you kid touchher, the worst around
[Fiddle Solo]
[Verse 4]
Joe he bowed his head when done, just him and his spent meat
And he laid that old spent condom on the ground at Ashleys feet
Joey said, come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you dear, you little *****, I'm the best there's ever been"
[Chorus]
"Fire in her hole," cum boys cum
The perverts in the house w/ Ashleys bum
Joe is in the bathtub bending her down
Joe you kid touchher, the worst around