Calum Von Bogan looking to make a comeback

[MajorDomo]

I think Calum is ready for trade school now. He needs to make a living. I can see him as a diesel mechanic.

[MAXX]

he should interview some stuntmen to prepare for his next emergency exit

no worries he's proven himself there

needs to slash his other bicep for symmetry anyways

[Kwon]

Recent


He should change his hairdo imo!

[MajorDomo]

Recent


He should change his hairdo imo!

Von Homo has gone the way of Lee Priest- just another carnival act.

[Brenda Steunbeer]

Calum has superb genetics, but like Mike Tyson also a very self destructive personality.

[Rambone]

Calum is a time traveler

[Dave D]

Calum is a time traveler

Is that him on the right?

[Rambone]

From L to R

Henry Winkler, Calum von Moger, Dave D

[Sandrock]

I think callum should go into gay porn

Do you think about Callum going into gay porn often, or only occasionally to spice things up?

[michael arvilla]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRK3y1w4/ …. Sort out your hairstyle “ mate” cause this ain’t it!

[MajorDomo]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRK3y1w4/ …. Sort out your hairstyle “ mate” cause this ain’t it!

Is Lee Priest Calum's mentor? Stupid  tattoos , same derelict lifestyle.

[honest]

Well lets face it he's never going to feel like he could lower himself to have a job its beneath him, I agree within others more than likely will go down the porn road, prob has already and that's how he ended up on meth.

[SOMEPARTS]

Poor guy has no girlfriend, no ig influencer status, no dog, no brother and now no legs. Hope he's not the next Joeaesthetics or Bostin Loyd.



Condolences Von Bogan's family in advance 🙏

Shades of the infamous Squadfather screen door picture.

[Rambone]

Shades of the infamous Squadfather screen door picture.

It must be really tempting being surrounded by floor to ceiling panels of glass everywhere. This is why you’ll never see Calum dine at Waffle House

[D.O.A.]

And losing all of his (hair?) lol!

[Pet shop boys]

And losing a lot of his hair

didn't he get a hair transplant few years back?




Woooosshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh

[Irongrip400]

It must be really tempting being surrounded by floor to ceiling panels of glass everywhere. This is why you’ll never see Calum dine at Waffle House

Lmao.

[oldschoolfan]

Do you think about Callum going into gay porn often, or only occasionally to spice things up?

thats a good question, and good suggestion yes he should switch back and forth to keep his fans on both sides happy. callum is lazy and not to sharp so this field of work fits him perfectly.  he will only have to work a few hours a day and he can focus on his bodybuilding  activities as well

[oldschoolfan]

has callum ever had a real job ? i mean where he actually had to get up in the morning and be somewhere on time.

[gib]

His legs are totally fucked. I do hope he at least brings his upper body up somewhat, but he still looks like a mess right now.

His best bet if he wants to impress, is actually go on a big mass bulk. That would be a good look. Could accomplish that with test, tren, and then adding in dbol into the mix along with high calorie intake.

[Sandrock]

thats a good question, and good suggestion yes he should switch back and forth to keep his fans on both sides happy. callum is lazy and not to sharp so this field of work fits him perfectly.  he will only have to work a few hours a day and he can focus on his bodybuilding  activities as well

Calum Von Boner when he's the top/in hetero porn

Calum Torn Butthole when he's the bottom

[Pet shop boys]

has callum ever had a real job ? i mean where he actually had to get up in the morning and be somewhere on time.

Good question.


Must be a good life not having to be on time to a job one single day in your life



WoooooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[oldschoolfan]

Calum Von Boner when he's the top/in hetero porn

Calum Torn Butthole when he's the bottom

his first gay porn will be called "outback blues"

[Sandrock]

his first gay porn will be called "outback blues"

He'd better give us royalties for all the hard gay porn writing work we're doing.

[Kwon]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRK3y1w4/ …. Sort out your hairstyle “ mate” cause this ain’t it!

Is that how good it gets with Hair transplants?