Hankins, you should hire Peter Paul to sell your house -
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/301-Douglas-Hook-Rd-Chepachet-RI-02814/2087831499_zpid/ .
" Obviously THIS IS A EXTRA UNIQUE MASTER PEACE PUN INTENDED! The real VALUE IS OVER HOW MANY MILLION! We don’t want TO
SELL IT!!!! We are being forced by tHE CORRUPt KKK
tOWN and HAtE SStAtE of Rhode iSSland all puns obviously intended! THINK
OF IT THIS WAY A BABE RUTH
BASE BALL
AND BASEBALL BAT EACH SOLD FOR OVER
1.5 million! Tom
Brady’s football card sold for 2.5 million! THIS IS KNOWN ALREADY WORLD WIDE AS FAITH STREET CORNER TAVERN!! I’m
PETER PALPIN KNOWN ALSO
AS THE KNIGHT OF THEE LIGHT BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW BEYOND SURREAL THEE ONE AND ONLY BLATANT OBVIOUS SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE GOD ALL MIGHT T ENTERS MY SKIN FROM
HEAVEN WITH BLATANT OBVIOUS SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE! So my brother GOT FUNDING FROM
THE DARNELS TO DO A MOVIE ON THIS BEYOND SURREAL TRUE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE STORY HE CALLED FAITH STREET CORNER TAVERN! And THIS IS THAT MADTER
PEACE OF MILES OF HIS HAND MADE ART! Every
Board was cut and sanded and designed by his hands! SO THAT MOST
GORGEOUS BED IS WORTH A MILLION! That one work of arT! So obviously this home is for a artist, writer, singer, creative thinker and or couple! As you can see it’s a huge open
Barn Chapel! Open LOFT!! But it can sleep
Many! But obviously it’s very open so there for not really a family home!! THE READON WE ARE NOT ON WORLD WIDE TV YET IS BECAUSE THERE IS A BLACK
BALL LIST ON US BECAUSE OF BEYOND SURREAL EXTREME jealouSS SSee!! BUT THE MOST INEVITABLE THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD IS THAT BLACK BALL LIST IS GOING TO
END AND IM INSTANT MULI-MILLIONAIRE AND IF YOU WANT TO SELL BACK TO
ME FOR EASY PROFIT YOU GOT THAT IN YOUR BACK
POCKET! Or you can do what my dream GOAL WAS IS TO MAKE IT DAVITIO HEAVEN PALPINS FAITH STREET CORNER TAVERN MUSEUM AND DOG PARK! Because people will come from around the world to visit this Extraordinary MASTER PEACE ON THEIR WAY TO SEE THEE 1ST LOVeGreGaTiOnal Church! THEE CHURCH THE DARNELS DONATED TO ME AND THEE LIGHT AS WELL AS DONATION OF $20,000 to fix it up! And No MATTER HOW BEYOND SURREAL THEE LIGHT REBUILT THEE CHURCH IN A HUMANLY impossible way THROUGH MY HANDS! You can for now RENT ON AIRBNB LOOK UNDER ROMANTIC FAIRYTALE CASTLE IN RANDOLPH VT IF INTERESTED!
So THIS IS A EXTRAORDINARY WORK OF ART FOR A HOME. MY BROTHER LEARNED FROM
THEE LIGHT HOW TO
DESIGN FAITH STREET CORNER TAVERN!!!
One hundred year old barn, all being redone and a work in progress, complete with a little private land and a big reserve behind it, so all open of flowering meadows and trees. A labor of love, each part hand done, mostly recycled materials with a gorgeous sense of scale and calm and presence. About one thousand square feet per floor, with two livable spaces and additional possible. Kitchen and bath on each floor. Ample space for however you might want to live and play. Huge deck on side and in back wth hanging platform beds/sofas to enjoy the music or the view. Soaring ceilings on main floor, many original windows, weathered barn boards for walls and floors, some of which also have inlaid brick patterns. Unique sinks and tubs crate a rustic and creative as well as workable home. Powerful catalytic converter wood stove; heating system to come. Large ceiling fans and plenty of lights. Could be a wonderful event center, a unique home, a music venue, an antiques business... Short distance to charming Chepachet center, on quiet road with little traffic. Very accessible from Worcester or Boston. MORE PICTURES COMING SOON! "
Sure he goes off the rails a bit, but look at that last paragraph. 100% a better seller than your MiL, you got yourself into a pickle using her.
