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Re: Cycling
« Reply #125 on: June 29, 2024, 09:04:37 PM »
Come on guys, one of two things is happening here.

(1) The bike is for the mother-in-law when she moves in to live with them.

(2) The Scarecrow made him buy that type of bike to ride the crayon eating kid around on.

More bullshit from Hankins.

3) The lithotomy position holds a special place in Hankins' mind


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Re: Cycling
« Reply #126 on: June 29, 2024, 09:10:18 PM »
Come on guys, one of two things is happening here.

(1) The bike is for the mother-in-law when she moves in to live with them.

(2) The Scarecrow made him buy that type of bike to ride the crayon eating kid around on.

More bullshit from Hankins.

Can he hold a pen yet?

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #127 on: June 29, 2024, 09:50:33 PM »
3) The lithotomy position holds a special place in Hankins' mind



If that was an image of two bald men, you would be getting a lot closer to the Hankins truth.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #128 on: June 29, 2024, 09:54:49 PM »
Could I have purchased a tour de France bike with a rock hard small seat and an upright position? Sure, but I would never ride it. The recumbent is ergonomic and comfortable not lazy. Big difference that means I will actually ride it.

What is better a really cool looking bike in the garage or a goofy looking one you actually ride and use?

This Cattrike is going to add years to my life and mobility. I took it on it's first ride last night planning one loop around the neighborhood to test it out and it was so comfortable I did 2.


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Re: Cycling
« Reply #129 on: June 29, 2024, 10:03:16 PM »
I had posted something before about bicycling as it was something I enjoyed decades ago but I took it down as it is a waste of time trying to help bhanky.

His new trike is what is commonly known among enthusiasts as a "Tadpole" trike due to it resembling a tadpole with the large head up front (2 wheels) and he single out back like a tail.

I still have an ASS recumbent Above Seat Steering but cannot ride.  I guess when I bought my Harleys over the years they "sponsored" me with a t-shirt. ::)

Cirque du SoGhey you ignorant pigaboo, bhanky.  You know no one likes you.

Jesus fuck are you really trying to claim you can't ride a tadpole trike now for fuck sake people missing limbs are riding these things

That is why you are a cripple you don' try to fix yourself my knees are everybit as fucked as yours. I am past the knee replacement zone I should not be able to walk but I will myself to do it you gave up a long time ago

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #130 on: June 29, 2024, 10:06:01 PM »
Could I have purchased a tour de France bike with a rock hard small seat and an upright position? Sure, but I would never ride it. The recumbent is ergonomic and comfortable not lazy. Big difference that means I will actually ride it.

What is better a really cool looking bike in the garage or a goofy looking one you actually ride and use?

This Cattrike is going to add years to my life and mobility. I took it on it's first ride last night planning one loop around the neighborhood to test it out and it was so comfortable I did 2.

A 46 year old 44 inch gut having buffon riding a tricycle because he is forced to sell his Harley.

Pathetic

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #131 on: June 29, 2024, 10:31:48 PM »
A 46 year old 44 inch gut having buffon riding a tricycle because he is forced to sell his Harley.

Pathetic

Took the Harley off the market waist is taping 32 inches these days I imagine it will be less after a few weeks of bike riding

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #132 on: June 30, 2024, 01:17:17 AM »
Jesus fuck are you really trying to claim you can't ride a tadpole trike now for fuck sake people missing limbs are riding these things

That is why you are a cripple you don' try to fix yourself my knees are everybit as fucked as yours. I am past the knee replacement zone I should not be able to walk but I will myself to do it you gave up a long time ago
yet you still think you can beat up everyone on getbig and rag doll Mike Tyson

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #133 on: June 30, 2024, 01:38:43 AM »
Dude never used a cane,he just trained chest & arms....started doing brutal sets of leg extensions when he joined getbig.

Gangster Of Peace  ;D

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #134 on: June 30, 2024, 02:15:33 AM »
Took the Harley off the market waist is taping 32 inches these days I imagine it will be less after a few weeks of bike riding

so you still have inches of fat to come off your waist?

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #135 on: June 30, 2024, 02:28:32 AM »
so you still have inches of fat to come off your waist?

No the movement helps digestion and gastric clearing I have never had an inches of fat on my waist in my life

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #136 on: June 30, 2024, 03:12:15 AM »
No the movement helps digestion and gastric clearing I have never had an inches of fat on my waist in my life

We have been telling you for years you have a bloated gut full of shit..

If you have no fat then you cant reduce your waist any further.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #137 on: June 30, 2024, 05:17:32 AM »
Come on guys, one of two things is happening here.

(1) The bike is for the mother-in-law when she moves in to live with them.

(2) The Scarecrow made him buy that type of bike to ride the crayon eating kid around on.

More bullshit from Hankins.

Ha Ha Ha -

Which of the above is it Bianca.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #138 on: June 30, 2024, 05:32:46 AM »
Come on guys, one of three things is happening here.

(1) The bike is for the mother-in-law when she moves in to live with them.

(2) The Scarecrow made him buy that type of bike to ride the crayon eating kid around on.

(3) Brian started the thread to divert people away from him being exposed as a coward.

More bullshit from Hankins.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #139 on: June 30, 2024, 05:45:14 AM »
Bhanky, better watch this.  Be smart!


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Re: Cycling
« Reply #140 on: June 30, 2024, 06:55:00 AM »
I would be embarrassed to be seen using that contraption.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #141 on: June 30, 2024, 06:59:30 AM »
Jesus fuck are you really trying to claim you can't ride a tadpole trike now for fuck sake people missing limbs are riding these things

That is why you are a cripple you don' try to fix yourself my knees are everybit as fucked as yours. I am past the knee replacement zone I should not be able to walk but I will myself to do it you gave up a long time ago


you know the saying....birds of a feather, flock together.. fruitcake

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #142 on: June 30, 2024, 07:01:52 AM »
Bhanky, better watch this.  Be smart!



Due to seeing him years ago when my spousal unit was watching a "cooking show" I cannot stand that manlette.    But I can't stand bhanky either so the spanky-bhanky should probably view that too. 

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #143 on: June 30, 2024, 07:19:05 AM »
Jesus fuck are you really trying to claim you can't ride a tadpole trike now for fuck sake people missing limbs are riding these things

That is why you are a cripple you don' try to fix yourself my knees are everybit as fucked as yours. I am past the knee replacement zone I should not be able to walk but I will myself to do it you gave up a long time ago

"Sigh"...

And that is why I should not have said anything to you, either directly or in general.  At least now you know the term "tadpole" recumbent and I am certain you will use it at the shop where your bought your trike in your usual vainglorious effort to impress and imprint yourself on others.  You are a social simpleton, incapable of manners by reason of the feeling that you are superior to all. 

My physical problems are multiple but nothing like your laundry list Miss Sybil.  They are a bit beyond  knee replacement and no, I cannot ride any recumbent or self-powered bicycle.

Your problems, both physical and mental, present themselves as a litany of possibly real and/or imagined maladies of which there is a list in these forums for us all to read and relish and grow with every passing moment of every primitive thought that escapes the bowels of what passes for a mind in you.   

No one here or in the real world is stepping all over your flower garden.  Those footprints are yours, kiddo.


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Re: Cycling
« Reply #144 on: June 30, 2024, 07:48:19 AM »
"Sigh"...

And that is why I should not have said anything to you, either directly or in general.  At least now you know the term "tadpole" recumbent and I am certain you will use it at the shop where your bought your trike in your usual vainglorious effort to impress and imprint yourself on others.  You are a social simpleton, incapable of manners by reason of the feeling that you are superior to all. 

My physical problems are multiple but nothing like your laundry list Miss Sybil.  They are a bit beyond  knee replacement and no, I cannot ride any recumbent or self-powered bicycle.

Your problems, both physical and mental, present themselves as a litany of possibly real and/or imagined maladies of which there is a list in these forums for us all to read and relish and grow with every passing moment of every primitive thought that escapes the bowels of what passes for a mind in you.   

No one here or in the real world is stepping all over your flower garden.  Those footprints are yours, kiddo.

If he stopped posting here today it wouldn’t make an iota of difference to some people he has upset here. Josh and a couple of other guys here don’t take kindly to disrespect  ;D


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Re: Cycling
« Reply #145 on: June 30, 2024, 07:51:41 AM »
Lucky for me the shop was interested in sponsoring me for next years Cup and threw in the water bottle free


you just know no shop is sponsoring him at all

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #146 on: June 30, 2024, 07:59:36 AM »
He was making a joke about the free water bottle he got with the bike, saying it was a sponsorship.

Of course they are not sponsoring him.

You guys are losing your minds, or acquiring BDS.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #147 on: June 30, 2024, 08:00:09 AM »
Bhanky, better watch this.  Be smart!

Ban cycle helmets!
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #148 on: June 30, 2024, 08:04:07 AM »
"Sigh"...

And that is why I should not have said anything to you, either directly or in general.  At least now you know the term "tadpole" recumbent and I am certain you will use it at the shop where your bought your trike in your usual vainglorious effort to impress and imprint yourself on others.  You are a social simpleton, incapable of manners by reason of the feeling that you are superior to all. 

My physical problems are multiple but nothing like your laundry list Miss Sybil.  They are a bit beyond  knee replacement and no, I cannot ride any recumbent or self-powered bicycle.

Your problems, both physical and mental, present themselves as a litany of possibly real and/or imagined maladies of which there is a list in these forums for us all to read and relish and grow with every passing moment of every primitive thought that escapes the bowels of what passes for a mind in you.   

No one here or in the real world is stepping all over your flower garden.  Those footprints are yours, kiddo.



Sir Scott hits the nail on the head.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #149 on: June 30, 2024, 08:07:02 AM »
Took the Harley off the market waist is taping 32 inches these days I imagine it will be less after a few weeks of bike riding

Agreed 32 inches.

Poor prick can barely grab your obliques.