Captain America Stinger brother
I have drank like a liter of whiskey plus 2 long Island ice tea and I will fuck an 18 year old whore in less than 2 hours
Fuck yeah
Let's write the ending here before we know:
Never left apartment, threw up all over Captain America stringer, passed out, woke up in a pool of own urine, heard from a buddy at rave all the chicks were fat and old anyway.