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joswift

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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #50 on: July 12, 2024, 09:09:37 AM »
Quote from: Rambone on July 12, 2024, 08:32:58 AM
Haven’t read a single post. Any ejaculation updates?
wait until its 4 pages, you came too soon...
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #51 on: July 12, 2024, 10:49:18 AM »
Quote from: Rambone on July 12, 2024, 08:32:58 AM
Haven’t read a single post. Any ejaculation updates?

No. Prime is still refusing to confirm that MattC throws Peter North ropes.
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #52 on: July 12, 2024, 12:23:17 PM »
Oh, you two!

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BigRo

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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #53 on: July 12, 2024, 12:44:33 PM »
How many nuts does the average getbigger bust per week?
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #54 on: July 12, 2024, 12:47:43 PM »
Quote from: BigRo on July 12, 2024, 12:44:33 PM
How many nuts does the average getbigger bust per week?

I’m not the average getbigger, but I’m at 5 a day.

I’m literally going door to door helping all the elderly gentlemen in my neighborhood reach climax.
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BigRo

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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #55 on: July 12, 2024, 12:48:52 PM »
Quote from: Dave D on July 12, 2024, 12:47:43 PM
I’m not the average getbigger, but I’m at 5 a day.

I’m literally going door to door helping all the elderly gentlemen in my neighborhood reach climax.

Oh my goodness where do you find the energy!?
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #56 on: July 12, 2024, 01:17:08 PM »
Quote from: BigRo on July 12, 2024, 12:48:52 PM
Oh my goodness where do you find the energy!?


It’s a daunting task that requires focus and determination. The question that haunts me in my sleep is if I  don’t help these geriatrics who will?
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #57 on: July 12, 2024, 01:53:07 PM »
How did I miss this thread? LOL

I've only ever fired blanks a couple of times at the end of my shirt-off bouncing drug-frenzy weekends - when I've nutted that much all I get is that cramp pulse in my undercarriage and then semi-faint (I bet some of you are nodding at this  ;D)

By that point though I'd hit the wall (literally) the 2 womens face and chest, fired out the window roaring, etc, etc.  Would've looked like a crime scene with one of those UV lights...

Hmm...

Might delete this reading it back it sounds fucking ludicrous...
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #58 on: July 12, 2024, 09:39:36 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on July 12, 2024, 01:53:07 PM
How did I miss this thread? LOL

I've only ever fired blanks a couple of times at the end of my shirt-off bouncing drug-frenzy weekends - when I've nutted that much all I get is that cramp pulse in my undercarriage and then semi-faint (I bet some of you are nodding at this  ;D)

By that point though I'd hit the wall (literally) the 2 womens face and chest, fired out the window roaring, etc, etc.  Would've looked like a crime scene with one of those UV lights...

Hmm...

Might delete this reading it back it sounds fucking ludicrous...
count your heartfelt blessings
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2024, 01:34:17 AM »
Quote from: BigRo on July 12, 2024, 12:44:33 PM
How many nuts does the average getbigger bust per week?
3X for me.
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2024, 02:37:19 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 13, 2024, 01:34:17 AM
3X for me.

Not excessive, thats the upper limit for me, if shes in the mood. Funny how it works, 2 years ago she would spend long forgetful hours in my bed.
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2024, 08:13:03 AM »
Most women get bored after a few years. That's when you dump them
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2024, 09:45:48 AM »
Or get dumped
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #63 on: July 14, 2024, 12:51:47 AM »
Quote from: tacobender on July 13, 2024, 09:45:48 AM
Or get dumped
Lee Priest got dumped on.
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #64 on: July 14, 2024, 08:10:57 AM »
Quote from: BigRo on July 11, 2024, 01:31:56 AM
How do you know, did you pull out? How did it finish? What was her reaction?
Settle down, detective.
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #65 on: July 14, 2024, 08:12:29 AM »
Quote from: BEEFCAKE on July 11, 2024, 12:20:33 PM
41 is pretty much your last chance in life , next thing you know you're a 60 year old mall cop...
What has Arvilla ever done to you?
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BigRo

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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2024, 08:12:58 AM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on July 14, 2024, 08:10:57 AM
Settle down, detective.

Sorry I know sex is a painful subject for you.
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #67 on: July 14, 2024, 08:14:02 AM »
Quote from: BigRo on July 14, 2024, 08:12:58 AM
Sorry I know sex is a painful subject for you.
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #68 on: July 14, 2024, 08:20:05 AM »
I garner your in to "big belly POV"
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King Shizzo

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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #69 on: July 14, 2024, 08:39:17 AM »
Quote from: BigRo on July 14, 2024, 08:20:05 AM
I garner your in to "big belly POV"
Aren't you running late for a posedown with some schmoe?
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #70 on: July 14, 2024, 09:05:26 AM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on July 14, 2024, 08:39:17 AM
Aren't you running late for a posedown with some schmoe?

Condolences Henry the 8th on your inability to run...or see your penor  :D
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #71 on: July 14, 2024, 09:15:23 AM »
Quote from: GymnJuice on July 12, 2024, 10:49:18 AM
No. Prime is still refusing to confirm that MattC throws Peter North ropes.

On the other hand, Prime was able to confirm that tacobender Matt “TITTY BOY” Canning is ready, willing, and able to swallow (and has swallowed) Peter North ropes of jism.
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #72 on: July 14, 2024, 01:59:46 PM »
Quote from: BigRo on July 14, 2024, 09:05:26 AM
Condolences Henry the 8th on your inability to run...or see your penor  :D
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #73 on: July 14, 2024, 02:14:01 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on July 14, 2024, 09:15:23 AM
On the other hand, Prime was able to confirm that tacobender Matt “TITTY BOY” Canning is ready, willing, and able to swallow (and has swallowed) Peter North ropes of jism.
Prime is busy running around Oregon stumping for PedoJoe in his green wig.
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Re: No ejaculation
« Reply #74 on: July 14, 2024, 03:43:47 PM »
Quote from: MAXX on July 11, 2024, 05:12:33 AM
squirting is not a real thing. It's things girls learn from porn.

it's just pee/piss. She's just trying to turn you on by doing that which is pretty fucked because she's just peeing in bed. I had a tinder date do that to me and I called her out on it and she was pissed and didn't want to meet again lol

Exactly. It's pathetic how they go on about the supposeed squirting, men believe it too. The pornstars always put pressure on their bladders with finger so they piss.
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