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Chaos sucks BBC
« on: July 11, 2024, 05:01:25 AM »
Can I get a 30 day ban or what you fat titty fuck?



There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2024, 05:04:05 AM »
were you shaking typing that you mard arsed twat?

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2024, 05:05:21 AM »
Huh ???

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2024, 05:07:13 AM »
Hankins is on that bad dope.

Don't ban him, that's what he wants so he doesn't hear critiques of his physique before the contest.

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2024, 05:07:45 AM »
Huh ???

his fear of fighting me is clashing with his lack of self control to post here

He wants chaos to ban him so he cant post.

Hes terrified of having to fight a "59 year old soggy old man"

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2024, 05:17:01 AM »
his fear of fighting me is clashing with his lack of self control to post here

He wants chaos to ban him so he cant post.

Hes terrified of having to fight a "59 year old soggy old man"

100 %

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2024, 05:18:40 AM »
Can I get a 30 day ban or what you fat titty fuck?



There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

getbig owns you bro.... wow

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2024, 05:19:03 AM »
Dudes high as a kite. He has been on a bender this entire week.

Pretty sure, em had a talk with him last night and he needs to layoff get big

Also, don’t give him a 30 day ban. This idiot is so mentally weak. He can’t stay off get Big himself. He’s an absolute insecure narcissist. Let him hang himself. At the very least, have a heart attack with his blood pressure.

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2024, 05:23:38 AM »
   
    ;D
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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2024, 05:32:00 AM »
Busy day at work?

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2024, 05:52:54 AM »
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D :D

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2024, 05:58:19 AM »
Interesting start to the day
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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2024, 06:04:40 AM »
you see 2 things here


1- Brian diverting from not wanting to fight Jeff

2- Brian seeing how well received funny poems and lyrics are amongst getbigers and hoping he can get some of that action.

he fails again.


keep failing spazz bike snitch!
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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2024, 06:05:52 AM »
Brian and Jeff are never going to fight.
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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2024, 06:08:28 AM »
true

Brian wont ever dare to get on a plane
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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2024, 06:21:16 AM »
Huge Pussy asking for a ban.

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2024, 06:27:53 AM »
It's not like he would stop being talked about with a 30 day ban.

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2024, 06:36:50 AM »
don't ban him

hes getting battered every day and is about to quit on his stool as he always does

lets push him to that

a ban implies he is a bit of a rebel a bit of a tough guy- hes not. hes an ineffectual feminine squeaky voiced grass
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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2024, 06:39:22 AM »
It's not like he would stop being talked about with a 30 day ban.

This is true .

But how high is bi an that he’s posting this? Also how frail is his mental state that he can’t just stop posting on a site where he’s universally mocked and disliked?

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2024, 06:55:25 AM »
Bhanks, please don’t stop posting!
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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2024, 06:57:06 AM »
Bhanks, please don’t stop posting!

What are you lifting these days SF?

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2024, 07:12:28 AM »
Oscar Wilde here. The “downs - autism spectrum” Oscar Wilde.

Melting down in real time



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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2024, 07:14:31 AM »
Such shenanigans should not be rewarded and bans should be escalating. 60 days at least. Make him ask for that.

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2024, 07:23:00 AM »

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Re: Chaos sucks BBC
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2024, 07:26:21 AM »
What are you lifting these days SF?

Hulkotron, been doing dumbbell presses! Got up close to the 100pd flat dumbbell press!

Trying to be an animal like bhanks!
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