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LOL. Nicely done. We've got some
fucking weirdos great personalities here.
There have been a couple who outweighed me for sure.
To my deep regret, I can recall 3 porkers from my youth. The worst one was truly an absolute behemoth but she catfished the fuck out of me. Her face was amazing, and she literally had the biggest boobs I'd ever seen in my life. Like, comically huge. I was drunk and in a dimly-lit bar, too, so that helped. She'd also squeezed herself into the world's tightest leather corset and was tied up like a Christmas ham, so she actually looked pretty good until I went home with her.
When she took it off, fat just flew everywhere and she melted into the bed like that stinking creature from
Blade. She also had a rottweiler/mastiff cross that kept bursting in and growling so close to my ass I could feel the acoustic waves. Truly a dark and shameful episode from my late teens.
