You know you are kind of proving my point. So many people never do shit because they act like it is so complicated. It's not think of something no one thinks you can do and go fucking do it already
For once we agree
1- tell everyone you will fight anyone anytime anywhere
2- get fight organised
3- turn up and fight
VERSUS
1- tell everyone you will fight anyone anytime anywhere
2- get fight organised
3- contact venue and get event cancelled
4- proclaim you will fight anyone anywhere
5- once someone accepts change conditions
6- label opponent as too old
7- claim you are worried you will kill someone despite never having won an adult fight in your life
8- dispute th avenue is suitable
9- argue about rules and glove size
10- claim you want it on the pavement in contradiction to point 7
11- come up with reason why you can't make the venue
12- offer to hold it at your gated community knowing full well that nobody will make it past security without your say so
13- declare again you are in great shape
14- figure out another way like child care to avoid the fight
15- invent an Assault Rifle to try to put people off coming to your house
16- sit some exams which will clash with the fight
17- claim you will fight anyone anywhere
18- go back to point 2 repeat and rinse