Author Topic: Hankins Discussion - Lies?  (Read 149851 times)

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #75 on: July 15, 2024, 01:59:07 PM »

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #76 on: July 15, 2024, 04:51:20 PM »
Anadrol for anemia.

Vomited gallons of black bile.

Mensa level intelligence.

Knees so bad he needs a full leg replacement.

Never assaulted a woman.

Everything that asshole has claimed has been bullshit.

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #77 on: July 15, 2024, 04:58:28 PM »
Used a cane when deep sea fishing....kite boarding......surfing... ..skiing Aspen and the Alps....while in the army....wrestling for decades.....MMA......rac ing cars...college.... etc. etc.

The truth is he started "working" his legs late in life and was just an arm nut and a sloppy bench presser during most of his time lifting.

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #78 on: July 15, 2024, 05:03:04 PM »
hes on Facebook. before clainimig he is more about cardio now than BB
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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #79 on: July 15, 2024, 05:05:21 PM »
hes on Facebook. before clainimig he is more about cardio now than BB
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Dudes a fucking clown !!

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #80 on: July 15, 2024, 05:09:35 PM »
Used a cane when deep sea fishing....kite boarding......surfing... ..skiing Aspen and the Alps....while in the army....wrestling for decades.....MMA......rac ing cars...college.... etc. etc.

The truth is he started "working" his legs late in life and was just an arm nut and a sloppy bench presser during most of his time lifting.

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I bet he had one of those canes with a sword inside it.  Except it wasn't a sword, it was a giant pink dildo.

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #81 on: July 15, 2024, 05:18:13 PM »
One of the Cup competitors “looked like Arnold”

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #82 on: July 15, 2024, 05:19:09 PM »
Tricycle Of Peace

Dudes a fucking clown !!


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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #83 on: July 15, 2024, 06:02:46 PM »
oh and the Mexican jail fights.

The Mexican jail fights, but didn't happen in Mexico.

Just some Mexican dudes looking for a good time. ;D

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #84 on: July 15, 2024, 07:40:42 PM »
I like to change my look depending on the occasion. I can look soft hard clean cut or criminal depending on the occasion. I have a biker look, a preppy look, a mechanic look, and mountain look and a redneck racecar look. I can look anywhere from 30-50 depending how I shave and dress. I even have different accents and voices. I can fit in at the country club, a parents PTA, the track, Aspen, a biker bar and cell block 6.

Currently I am in mountain man winter beard mode

He can look like any of the Village People


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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #85 on: July 15, 2024, 08:04:47 PM »
He can look like any of the Village People


It’s ironic that a guy who literally fits in no segment of society believes he is a chameleon and can blend in everywhere.

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #86 on: July 15, 2024, 08:08:09 PM »
He can look like any of the Village People

I wonder what a "mechanic look" is.  Mountain man with the beard we've seen, preppy in his "I look like a model" picture, biker just means he puts a leather jacket on....what is the mechanic look?

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #87 on: July 15, 2024, 08:12:22 PM »
I wonder what a "mechanic look" is.  Mountain man with the beard we've seen, preppy in his "I look like a model" picture, biker just means he puts a leather jacket on....what is the mechanic look?

It’s a picture of Bi-an stranded on the side of the road next to the rogue sport with the rear axel blown out .

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #88 on: July 15, 2024, 08:27:45 PM »
And what are the different accents and voices, except Nice French Toast voice

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #89 on: July 15, 2024, 08:28:33 PM »
I wonder what a "mechanic look" is.  Mountain man with the beard we've seen, preppy in his "I look like a model" picture, biker just means he puts a leather jacket on....what is the mechanic look?

Biker look ?

The tubby blunt bald fuck was riding a Harley with Velcro running shoes on.

For chrissakes he bought a freaking leopard, smoked himself stupid one day and lost the goddamn thing. But is you ask him….he’s the guy from the American Sniper movie.

Oh, and his entire stock trading portfolio of lies is beyond suspect.

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #90 on: July 15, 2024, 08:29:48 PM »
didn't he claim he used to go to dojo's to fight the owners?

was that him as well. all. his lies blur into one slab of bullshit.

That's gotta be from a movie. Lol.

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #91 on: July 15, 2024, 08:35:31 PM »
What about the time hanky claimed Shitzo wasn’t a homosexual?

Oh no, that’s right, not even Hankins would try to tell a lie that big.

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #92 on: July 15, 2024, 08:44:32 PM »
He can look like any of the Village People


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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #93 on: July 15, 2024, 09:20:36 PM »

It’s ironic that a guy who literally fits in no segment of society believes he is a chameleon and can blend in everywhere.

He is a human chameleon.  So desperate for "likes" and a desire to "fit",  he can become any one he is with.   Put him with some Jazz musicians and he becomes Ol' Satchelmouth, Louis Armstrong.  Put him in a bicycle race and suddenly he's a bio-identical Lance Armstrong.  On stage with Queen and he's Freddie "Truck Stop" Mercury.

Rumor has it that the film "Zelig" is based loosely on bhanky's life story.

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #94 on: July 15, 2024, 10:32:11 PM »


Awesome, just enough off on one or two that it's not obvious!

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #95 on: July 16, 2024, 12:12:51 AM »
I bet he had one of those canes with a sword inside it.  Except it wasn't a sword, it was a giant pink dildo.
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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #96 on: July 16, 2024, 12:27:45 AM »
Em has a week off work

Pussy whipped Brian is seething, him not posting here must be causing him to resent his poor wife.

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #97 on: July 16, 2024, 01:20:23 AM »
I was 99th percentile. I answered every question correctly. A 100 percent score is 99th percentile that is how statistics work. As far as my actual score in military speak at the time it was a 130 which at the time was the highest score possible. I have no idea what changes they have made since then. Many exams including the SAT have been reformatted since I took them and scores have been adjusted. At the time 130 was a max perfect score 99th percentile.

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #98 on: July 16, 2024, 01:22:47 AM »

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Re: Brians lies
« Reply #99 on: July 16, 2024, 01:39:14 AM »
Not sure if it’s been posted yet, but didn’t he claim to have pinned or dominated some Olympic champion wrestler in “practice”? 

Add that to his imaginary list of accomplishments. 

Another one would be his secret shoulder throw judo move that he invented and nobody else knows.