WYHI - Taffin edition

[falco]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7Rnz-bOVvG/?igsh=Z2M3djJ3eWlmd2c3

[Sandrock]

I wonder if Taffin plays "Hold Me Close Now, Tiny Dancer" during/after making the sexual intercourse to the midgies.

[Taffin]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7Rnz-bOVvG/?igsh=Z2M3djJ3eWlmd2c3

Yes.

Yes I would.

I wonder if Taffin plays "Hold Me Close Now, Tiny Dancer" during/after making the sexual intercourse to the midgies.

Yes.

Yes I do.

[Taffin]

 

[The Scott]

I wonder if Taffin plays "Hold Me Close Now, Tiny Dancer" during/after making the sexual intercourse to the midgies.

It's a good thing I read this before clicking any links...Midgies!!!!  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaagh!!  I would not have slept well for days, if not weeks!  *SHUDDER*

[Sandrock]

It's a good thing I read this before clicking any links...Midgies!!!!  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaagh!!  I would not have slept well for days, if not weeks!  *SHUDDER*

Glad my warning saved you from nightmares. 

A few years back I was lifting weights in the fitness center of the apartment complex I was living in(I'm not getbigger rich).  I was using the whole stack on the machine bench press(a brutalmonsterepic 245).  A midget that lived there came in with her friend and whispered to the friend "240!".  I wanted to correct her and say "245 baby!!!"(there was an extra 5 gimmick at the top of the stack) but I kept it to myself.

A different time I was driving on the road next to the apartments and the midget drove past me in a bigass SUV and I said to myself real loud "THE MIDGET IS DRIVIN!!!" and laughed at my own joke.

I decided to post these midget memories here as this is the only midget centric thread going. 

[joswift]

Glad my warning saved you from nightmares. 

A few years back I was lifting weights in the fitness center of the apartment complex I was living in(I'm not getbigger rich).  I was using the whole stack on the machine bench press(a brutalmonsterepic 245).  A midget that lived there came in with her friend and whispered to the friend "240!".  I wanted to correct her and say "245 baby!!!"(there was an extra 5 gimmick at the top of the stack) but I kept it to myself.

A different time I was driving on the road next to the apartments and the midget drove past me in a bigass SUV and I said to myself real loud "THE MIDGET IS DRIVIN!!!" and laughed at my own joke.

I decided to post these midget memories here as this is the only midget centric thread going. 

Tall tales in a midget thread...

[Marvin Martian]

Back in the day that I worked with porn stars and strippers I had a smoking hot midget. She didn’t have the typical midget features - but she was 4’9 and anything under 4’10” is considered a midget. To put that in perspective Simone Biles is 4’8”
Girl was not famous at least at the time, was friends with another acauay Devon Michaels - sorry for name dropping. Lol 😝

[SF1900]

Back in the day that I worked with porn stars and strippers I had a smoking hot midget. She didn’t have the typical midget features - but she was 4’9 and anything under 4’10” is considered a midget. To put that in perspective Simone Biles is 4’8”
Girl was not famous at least at the time, was friends with another acauay Devon Michaels - sorry for name dropping. Lol 😝

According to Google,  midgets have normal proportions. Its dwarfs that have the abnormal proportions.

Can Simone Biles be classified as a midget? I would think height alone would not be enough.

[falco]

Back in the day that I worked with porn stars and strippers I had a smoking hot midget. She didn’t have the typical midget features - but she was 4’9 and anything under 4’10” is considered a midget. To put that in perspective Simone Biles is 4’8”
Girl was not famous at least at the time, was friends with another acauay Devon Michaels - sorry for name dropping. Lol 😝

Here in Portugal we are "short" in average. Women with 4'10" are not uncomon to see. And they are not midgets.

[Marvin Martian]

According to Google,  midgets have normal proportions. Its dwarfs that have the abnormal proportions.

Can Simone Biles be classified as a midget? I would think height alone would not be enough.

That is a good question.

You just compelled me to research a little. Evidently a midget is a “proportionate dwarf”. I am not sure what they mean by “proportionate” 
Anyone under 4’10” is a dwarf (which really makes Simone sound adorable - cute little dwarf out there flipping and a flopping)
If anyone has more info please share.

[Marvin Martian]

Here in Portugal we are "short" in average. Women with 4'10" are not uncomon to see. And they are not midgets.

I bet they have some fckn hot ass women too. The little porn star / stripper had normal features but was just extremely short. She had a pretty bubbled ass and her tits had the little up turn at the nipples - extremely perky (all natural) - incredibly snug lil bush too!!! 😂  and either an Oscar winning actor or a verifiable NYMPHO.

Stephanie / Stormy couldn’t hold this chicks vibrator - she’s like an animatronic corpse

[Dalnet]

Taffin is the UK's answer to Kwon, except he doesn't discriminate. Big asses, small asses, crazy lass': it's all good to go. 

[oldtimer1]

One time I wasn't paying attention and I hit the back of the car in front of me.  The driver got out and he was an angry midget.  He said, "I'm not happy."  I asked, "Which dwarf are you then?"  It didn't go over to well.

[The Scott]

According to Google,  midgets have normal proportions. Its dwarfs that have the abnormal proportions.

Can Simone Biles be classified as a midget? I would think height alone would not be enough.

A homunculus.

[Kwon]

Taffin is the UK's answer to Kwon, except he doesn't discriminate. Big asses, small asses, crazy lass': it's all good to go. 

Taffin is good people!

[Sandrock]

Tall tales in a midget thread...

Looks like the midgets went over bigly

[Bevo]

One time I wasn't paying attention and I hit the back of the car in front of me.  The driver got out and he was an angry midget.  He said, "I'm not happy."  I asked, "Which dwarf are you then?"  It didn't go over to well.

I’m sure he kicked you right in the balls and made you drop

[AbrahamG]

I’m sure he kicked you right in the balls and made you drop

Yes, if it were a true story to begin with. 

[oldtimer1]

Yes, if it were a true story to begin with.

I'm playing chess while you're playing checkers. Snow white and the seven dwarves reference.

[Raymondo]

All three at the same time.

[Humble Narcissist]

Back in the day that I worked with porn stars and strippers I had a smoking hot midget. She didn’t have the typical midget features - but she was 4’9 and anything under 4’10” is considered a midget. To put that in perspective Simone Biles is 4’8”
Girl was not famous at least at the time, was friends with another acauay Devon Michaels - sorry for name dropping. Lol 😝

I couldn't believe Biles was that short. Her husband is an NFL player so their kids will be at best average sized. If she had kids with an average sized man their kids would be leprechauns.