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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1325 on: August 19, 2024, 02:25:36 PM »
Your pec is NEVER getting fixed especially after it being torn 3 times. I don't care what a doctor promised you , the best case scenario is to have it repaired immediately after the tear which obviously you didn't do. You live in a fantasy world

I realised that here

Man please tell me I look so good people think its not real bwhaha I just feel really skinny and fat all the time I don't know

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1326 on: August 19, 2024, 02:28:14 PM »
Bhank’s “cope” ,as I hear the kids say, is to lean on getting bloated and near death to try and cover up for his failed show.

Great plan Brian..

Not getting picked by the judges is not a fail I trained hard and got in great shape thats a win

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1327 on: August 19, 2024, 02:29:16 PM »
Your pec is NEVER getting fixed especially after it being torn 3 times. I don't care what a doctor promised you , the best case scenario is to have it repaired immediately after the tear which obviously you didn't do. You live in a fantasy world

I mean if you say so the Dr says otherwise. I am absolutely going to get it fixed this fall

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1328 on: August 19, 2024, 02:29:32 PM »
JOSWIFT AND ILLUMINATI WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS ONE,,,LETS SEE IF YOUR DIGESTION/BODY CAN  COCOON ALL THESE NUTRIENTS...


He's a bag full of shit - when it's not hurtling out of his arse it's non stop Verbal Diahorrea.
I'm struggling to think anyone on here takes him seriously- Surely NOT..

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1329 on: August 19, 2024, 02:31:28 PM »
"Im paralysed from the waist down, that means my shoes dont wear out, you losers keep buying shoes , its a win in my book"

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1330 on: August 19, 2024, 02:33:36 PM »
I mean look you guys can do whatever you want. If you think I am going to stop lifting weights and stop trying to make gains just because I didn't win some show you don't know me at all. I don't do this shit for shows. I trained long before social media and I will train long after the days of shows.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1331 on: August 19, 2024, 02:34:16 PM »
I mean if you say so the Dr says otherwise. I am absolutely going to get it fixed this fall


It's in his best interest to say otherwise he's getting paid regardless of the outcome. You'll be signing a waiver before surgery stating there is NO guarantee it will be a success. A fool and his money are soon parted. 

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1332 on: August 19, 2024, 02:35:03 PM »
Poor Brian thinks the doc told him he would fix his pec

A surgeon cant guarantee anything, he said "for $20k I will make it better", that means any improvement no matter how miniscule will be a success.

For a wannabe lawyer hes pretty easy to hoodwink

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1333 on: August 19, 2024, 02:37:50 PM »
Shock and anger ?

You give yourself way too much credit. Accomplish something for ONCE, bulk to 275 lbs and bench 405 lbs and squat 600 lbs, or stay in the basement doing leg extensions hankins181.

You are claiming you were 235 lbs earlier this year…and in the same sentence brag about doing a 10 rep squat set with 225 lbs and 6-8 reps with 280 lbs on the deadlift.

You need to put the pipe down, you are Clegging what little brain you have left.

Hanky do you think you could bulk to 275 if you tried?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1334 on: August 19, 2024, 02:39:52 PM »
Hanky do you think you could bulk to 275 if you tried?

easy

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1335 on: August 19, 2024, 02:41:37 PM »
Poor Brian thinks the doc told him he would fix his pec

A surgeon cant guarantee anything, he said "for $20k I will make it better", that means any improvement no matter how miniscule will be a success.

For a wannabe lawyer hes pretty easy to hoodwink
LIKE being a lawyer putting a neck brace on somebody who stubbed there toe..

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1336 on: August 19, 2024, 02:41:56 PM »
If I had 2 pecs I would be benching 405lbs you dumb bitch. I pressed 350lb for a double after my 2nd tear. I have had 3 tears now. I am going to get it fixed this fall then we can talk about how much I bench next summer. You just keep making shit up I did 10 reps with 315lbs 6 months ago. I squatted 225 for 10 2 years ago.  I do multiple sets of 10 with that now at a 210lb bodyweight. I absolutely plan to be lifting heavy once I start the bulk. I am still recovering right now from being sick I will start the next training log in about a week.

I dont need to bulk to 275lbs the most I have ever stepped on a scale is 238lbs so 250 is 12lbs heavier not 5 you non math doing bitch

You’re going to do a 12 pound “bulk” and then you’re going to be lifting heavy. LOL

You weren’t able to deadlift 315 lbs for proper reps 6 months ago, you’re very weak, without drugs you would be pathetic. So once you aren’t “sick” 🙄 you’re going to start your training log.   🤣 What about the pec surgery, forget about that already ?

You are all talk about bullshit you’re “going to do”.

Accomplish something first, then talk. Like your Law School fantasy, more idle bullshit you came up with while you were babysitting the Scarecrow’s kids.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1337 on: August 19, 2024, 02:42:20 PM »
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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1338 on: August 19, 2024, 02:46:18 PM »
Hanky do you think you could bulk to 275 if you tried?

I think getting the pec fixed and getting the proper setup for training and food without distraction or stress is going to make that a legitimate question.  Now that I know I can train legs proper light rep full range squats. I think we are going to find out.

But yeah pec will be October at the earliest so will be Jan at the earliest for any kind of upper body work. Then its going to take some time but yeah there is no point dropping down again judges didn't reward it anyway just got screwed. May as well go after the physique I want. Probably wont compete until the 2026 season. But late 2025 is a possibility will see how it goes.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1339 on: August 19, 2024, 02:49:28 PM »
You’re going to do a 12 pound “bulk” and then you’re going to be lifting heavy. LOL

You weren’t able to deadlift 315 lbs for proper reps 6 months ago, you’re very weak, without drugs you would be pathetic. So once you aren’t “sick” 🙄 you’re going to start your training log.   🤣 What about the pec surgery, forget about that already ?

You are all talk about bullshit you’re “going to do”.

Accomplish something first, then talk. Like your Law School fantasy, more idle bullshit you came up with while you were babysitting the Scarecrow’s kids.

I didn't realize planning to gain weight was something I shouldn't claim to do prior like I am trying to steal glory from people who actually gain weight? If you want to pretend I am week that is cool you can also pretend I am fat. I am going to bulk to 250lbs regardless. You can call it getting fat if that makes you feel better. But that is what I am doing I am eating and bulking I dont give a fuck about abs backfat hamstrings fucking titites dont care bulking to 250lbs. Buying a brand new big ass space for more equipment and more food you guys stick to water aerobics and rice cakes. I am doing BBQ and squats for the next year

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1340 on: August 19, 2024, 02:53:02 PM »
to clarify if all goes down oct 'surgery'we will not get a picture of you for months ...oh dear...

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1341 on: August 19, 2024, 02:54:52 PM »
Imagine Brian after bulking up to 250lb and being unable to train his entire upper body for 5 months after surgery

Something like this in mind

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1342 on: August 19, 2024, 02:57:36 PM »
to clarify if all goes down oct 'surgery'we will not get a picture of you for months ...oh dear...


Thank Fuck for some small Miracles- Not having to see that Dwarf Headed Fucker with
His Train wreck of a body on display.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1343 on: August 19, 2024, 02:59:05 PM »
I can hit all those squat and deadlift numbers for 15 reps easy maybe 6-8 on the bench but regardless you are just making up nonsense whatever dont care going to bulk regardless dont need anyone's permission

Brian, stop the bullshit.

360 squat nearly crippled you. It actually gave you haemorrhoids.

405 would decapitated you.

You are not getting any of these numbers.

I suggest ordering knee sleeves now.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1344 on: August 19, 2024, 03:03:20 PM »
Brian, stop the bullshit.

360 squat nearly crippled you. It actually gave you haemorrhoids.

405 would decapitated you.

You are not getting any of these numbers.

I suggest ordering knee sleeves now.

In Fact the weak Fucker pulled / tore his biceps with that 350lbs half squat  ::)  🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1345 on: August 19, 2024, 03:06:42 PM »
In Fact the weak Fucker pulled / tore his biceps with that 350lbs half squat  ::)  🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Tore his pec closing a car door and a week ago twisted both knees falling of a chair.

Fucks sake everyday objects are Kryptonite to Brian

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1346 on: August 19, 2024, 03:17:51 PM »
I didn't realize planning to gain weight was something I shouldn't claim to do prior like I am trying to steal glory from people who actually gain weight? If you want to pretend I am week that is cool you can also pretend I am fat. I am going to bulk to 250lbs regardless. You can call it getting fat if that makes you feel better. But that is what I am doing I am eating and bulking I dont give a fuck about abs backfat hamstrings fucking titites dont care bulking to 250lbs. Buying a brand new big ass space for more equipment and more food you guys stick to water aerobics and rice cakes. I am doing BBQ and squats for the next year

you should have your own column in high times magazine hankins w all ur bs... smoked the good shit today didnt ya pothead?

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1347 on: August 19, 2024, 03:21:45 PM »
Tore his pec closing a car door and a week ago twisted both knees falling of a chair.

Fucks sake everyday objects are Kryptonite to Brian

Ha ha ha 🤣😂🤣  Only remember he could Rag doll a prime Mike Tyson   errr Wet paper bag.

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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1348 on: August 19, 2024, 03:36:31 PM »
Not getting picked by the judges is not a fail I trained hard and got in great shape thats a win


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Re: 3 days out
« Reply #1349 on: August 19, 2024, 03:46:39 PM »
You really picked Don Youngblood as an example of a healthy program ?

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He wants to be just like him. I hope he succeeds