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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #125 on: August 16, 2024, 07:23:46 AM »
Hahahaha

They will be shocked when they see how hard I punch

And my lightening fast hands

He hits harder but I have faster hands 🥊🥊🥊



Your delusional bullshit aside, Hearns is one of the best examples of a skinny guy (176, at 6'1" middleweight) that would destroy most bigger dudes, absolutely destroy, anyone who thinks they'd ragdoll needs to smoke less bowls

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #126 on: August 16, 2024, 07:29:25 AM »
Reading all these stories  reminds me Shutter Island movie .
DJ inspired by Leo DiCaprio writing all this from Psych ward.

What?  Thanks for spoiling this for me!

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #127 on: August 16, 2024, 08:10:10 AM »
Stay safe in Moscow tiger .Make sure Putin’s goons do not snatch you of the streets and ship you to Ukraine war .And say hello to Lesukov ask him if he still plans on comeback .

Hahahaha

Ok bro will do

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #128 on: August 16, 2024, 08:12:01 AM »
Your delusional bullshit aside, Hearns is one of the best examples of a skinny guy (176, at 6'1" middleweight) that would destroy most bigger dudes, absolutely destroy, anyone who thinks they'd ragdoll needs to smoke less bowls

He started as a welterweight 147

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #129 on: August 16, 2024, 08:12:58 AM »
It's funny you guys think I not here


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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #130 on: August 16, 2024, 08:15:11 AM »
unbelievable dj has been posting exactly the same shit for 16 fucking years
I’ve been thinking about this, if you would’ve asked me back then I would’ve said he’d be dead in two years. His simple survival that long and persistent, consistent, still matching lunacy is amazing.

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #131 on: August 16, 2024, 08:17:43 AM »
It's funny you guys think I not here

Take a selfie in front of the Kremlin.

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #132 on: August 16, 2024, 08:18:11 AM »
There’s no reason for you not to post a pic other than you’re not there.

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #133 on: August 16, 2024, 08:30:47 AM »
When the pain of love surrounds you
And the world may be unkind
I'll put my lovin' arms around you
Take you far from this place and time

This could be me to some sweetie pie

I am the very romantic anti-hero 😎😎😎


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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #134 on: August 16, 2024, 08:32:28 AM »
Romancing your cock in mommys basement.

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #135 on: August 16, 2024, 09:00:01 AM »
Romancing your cock in mommys basement.

Hahahahaha

On the trip over here I was in the car with a mother and daughter and they thought I was a really cool guy and they even made me take a pic with them on Thier phone and on mine

My god this song is so incredibly beautiful

A Scottish fellas wrote this



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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #136 on: August 16, 2024, 09:02:03 AM »
It's funny you guys think I not here

Is your mom really sending you €1000 a month to pay your bills ?

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #137 on: August 16, 2024, 09:02:24 AM »
Surely we can get a shot of dj next to Saint Basil's or The Motherland Calls or some other famous landmark.

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #138 on: August 16, 2024, 09:04:46 AM »
Surely we can get a shot of dj next to Saint Basil's or The Motherland Calls or some other famous landmark.

That's in Moscow I do zero tourism stuff

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #139 on: August 16, 2024, 09:18:06 AM »
That's in Moscow I do zero tourism stuff

Just take a pic in front of anything identifiable in your area
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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #140 on: August 16, 2024, 09:30:38 AM »
A speaking club is where we pick a topic to discuss and then talk about it

I correct their errors and mistakes

Won't be choosing the shit SA as a topic and that's for sure 🤣🤣🤣
cant speak a single word of Russian yet hes going to have conversations with Russian people in English and then correct their mistakes?

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #141 on: August 16, 2024, 09:31:34 AM »
Just take a pic in front of anything identifiable in your area

Ok dad

And why don't you believe me?

It's not like Moscow is some top secret local

I'mBy the way I'll be in the swing club in bout 3 hours and I guaranfuckingtee I'll get at least 2 comps on my amazing body there is no doubt in my mind 😎

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #142 on: August 16, 2024, 09:35:30 AM »
Ok dad

And why don't you believe me?

It's not like Moscow is some top secret local

I'mBy the way I'll be in the swing club in bout 3 hours and I guaranfuckingtee I'll get at least 2 comps on my amazing body there is no doubt in my mind 😎

Details!  I need details (I don't get out much these days)

What drugs are you taking?  The usual half bottle of blue gin as a warm up?

Outfit?

Is this one you have to pay for?  Are you going in on your own?

What's the expected  M to F ratio?

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #143 on: August 16, 2024, 09:35:52 AM »
Ok dad

And why don't you believe me?

It's not like Moscow is some top secret local

I'mBy the way I'll be in the swing club in bout 3 hours and I guaranfuckingtee I'll get at least 2 comps on my amazing body there is no doubt in my mind 😎

I have no emotional attachment to this at all.  It's just that if you don't, everything will get bogged down with accusations of you not being there, and it's easier for you to approve otherwise.

Look at it this way - you want the focus to be on the 1/16 inch of water size you gain daily, not whether people think you're making the whole thing up.

Or, from an Occam's razor standpoint - if it's so easy to prove the truth, but you don't do it, then it's reasonable for people to doubt you.
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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #144 on: August 16, 2024, 09:47:04 AM »
Details!  I need details (I don't get out much these days)

What drugs are you taking?  The usual half bottle of blue gin as a warm up?

Outfit?

Is this one you have to pay for?  Are you going in on your own?

What's the expected  M to F ratio?

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No drugs and no drink only 200 mgs of Viagra

I'll be wearing skintight bike shorts with my large hard 7 1/4 inch cock on full display

I have a photo of this could I post it here without getting banned? Y'all will see me cock is as big as I claim 😉

It's usually a 3 male to 2 female ratio

This is the same club where twice the fella picked me out of 5 or 6 to take his girl

My hot bod gives me many many benefits

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #145 on: August 16, 2024, 09:50:52 AM »
I have no emotional attachment to this at all.  It's just that if you don't, everything will get bogged down with accusations of you not being there, and it's easier for you to approve otherwise.

Look at it this way - you want the focus to be on the 1/16 inch of water size you gain daily, not whether people think you're making the whole thing up.

Or, from an Occam's razor standpoint - if it's so easy to prove the truth, but you don't do it, then it's reasonable for people to doubt you.

There a a big problem with this don't you remember that I am a Wild Horse?

They don't like to be controlled and told what to do

People say turn right I turn the fuck left just to say..... Fuck you you can not control me this makes me fucking livid with rage in fact

Guess the muscle tranquilizer and lithium aren't doing their job yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #146 on: August 16, 2024, 09:53:46 AM »
😁😁😁

No drugs and no drink only 200 mgs of Viagra

I'll be wearing skintight bike shorts with my large hard 7 1/4 inch cock on full display

I have a photo of this could I post it here without getting banned? Y'all will see me cock is as big as I claim 😉

It's usually a 3 male to 2 female ratio

This is the same club where twice the fella picked me out of 5 or 6 to take his girl

My hot bod gives me many many benefits

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #147 on: August 16, 2024, 09:54:38 AM »
Your delusional bullshit aside, Hearns is one of the best examples of a skinny guy (176, at 6'1" middleweight) that would destroy most bigger dudes, absolutely destroy, anyone who thinks they'd ragdoll needs to smoke less bowls

DJ aint no Tommy fucking Hearns but yeah I would fuck his skinny ass up

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #148 on: August 16, 2024, 09:55:12 AM »
Take a selfie in front of the Kremlin.

he is not in moscow he is just full of shit

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Re: I'll be in Moscow in a few hours
« Reply #149 on: August 16, 2024, 09:56:15 AM »
Ok dad

And why don't you believe me?

It's not like Moscow is some top secret local

I'mBy the way I'll be in the swing club in bout 3 hours and I guaranfuckingtee I'll get at least 2 comps on my amazing body there is no doubt in my mind 😎

So you are going to a swing club before getting a place to put your suitcase and stay the night? Yeah that makes sense