Santos

[LurkerNoMore]

Gets a minimum of two years prison time and must pay restitution of nearly $374,000 and a forfeiture of more than $200,000.

Good times!

[Primemuscle]

Gets a minimum of two years prison time and must pay restitution of nearly $374,000 and a forfeiture of more than $200,000.

Good times!

Lucky Santos got off easy, IMO. It wouldn't surprise me if this is not the last we hear from and about this character. On the other hand, he had his 15 minutes of fame, and that was more than enough.

[Irongrip400]

Gets a minimum of two years prison time and must pay restitution of nearly $374,000 and a forfeiture of more than $200,000.

Good times!

When he gets out he can still eat in the congressional dining area.

[Skeletor]

He got off light but still, I wonder how much his incessant lying is going to help him in prison.

[Grape Ape]

He got off light but still, I wonder how much his incessant lying is going to help him in prison.

His incessant butthole will likely help him more.

[Skeletor]

His incessant butthole will likely help him more.

He seems to have a penchant for cock.