Perhaps there should be a Bulletin board dedicated to Coleman Vs Bricklayer.
You "bricklayer" folks ain't from L.A., I know this.
Here, your common masonry tradesman looks nothing like Dorian, resembling instead, well, your common landscape engineer, agricultural field technician, or automotive beautification specialist. In L.A., Dorian looks no more like a bricklayer than does, say, I don't know ... the mayor.
Wait.