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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5050 on: June 30, 2006, 10:47:15 PM »
Praetor Phoenix will be crushed soon for attacking Dorian. You didn't o.w.n. anybody. Your longwinded post is riddled with errors. I pointed out the major problems and crushed them. The rest of will be dealt with soon. BTW, Glutes are not of any importance. You devoted a good 5 paragraphs to them. You will be o.wn.ed. like Jaguar was raped by SMM in general.
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5051 on: June 30, 2006, 10:49:55 PM »

if dorian faced a "peak" ronnie, it would be game over.
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5052 on: June 30, 2006, 10:50:14 PM »
last ones for tonight

 

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5053 on: June 30, 2006, 10:51:21 PM »
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BTW, Glutes are not of any importance.

then neither are calves.
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5054 on: June 30, 2006, 11:06:15 PM »
Good example of yet another black and white where Yates even with more size consistently lacks aesthetics!!

Absolutely NO arm defo or separation-they look COMPLETELY inflated & puffy, like water-logged BALLOONS. Completely unappealing, like it's all drug-induced size. :-X

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5055 on: July 01, 2006, 04:02:23 AM »
Please....

Ronnie's quads are huge, but again, it's water logged mass. It's where most of Ronnie's greater weight comes from, and it's the reason Arnold had a more impressive upper body despite weighing some 50 pounds less. People are easily impressed by numbers, but onstage it doesn't mean much if you look like shit. In the 90s scarcely anyone had enormous quads... Dorian's are smaller, but more detailed. Ronnie's legs look like swollen raisens.  ::)



Chest? How do you figure. Do you realise Coleman looks flat when he performs a front double biceps pose? His stomach has become so distended, his gyno has become so bad....

His chest is just not appealing anymore. Turn him to the side and you have an board. Dorian's chest "jumps out" at you. It's more "herculean" and it IS striated.



Notice how his pectorals hook on to the deltoid. Ronnie looks flat and full of estrogen, compounded with the fact he is constantly sporting gyno.

This is impressive


This is flat and full of estrogen...


Yes, it's true. Ronnie has become the first Mr. O with a reverse taper. He's broader in the stomach than the chest. Oh how I miss the days of Arnold, Zane, et al.

Deltoids is debatable.

I already demonstrated Dorian's wider, thicker, traps.

Biceps.....

Most people will agree that Ronnie has great biceps, but I have a discerning eye and so I'm going to split away from the herd here. I'll tell you why....

Ronnie's biceps are deformed.

Much like his abdominals, the muscle shape is just odd. It looks atrophied. Sure there is a split, but they look tiny and weird compared to someone like Jay Cutler.



This illustrates my point...

His biceps are just odd. Cutler's are twice as big, it's just his extreme peaks that everyone focuses on unfortunately. They lack fullness.

this HAS to be the dumbest post of all time. Dumber than the time suckmymuscle posted offseason pics of ronnie and 93 olympia pics of dorian to prove his "undeniable superiority". Dumber than the time ND claimed Arnold's quads were "better" than Ronnie's. And believe it or not, even dumber than the time they cancelled "Friends"


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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5056 on: July 01, 2006, 04:05:56 AM »
even Ross the ambiguously gay dude owns Dorian on bi's.


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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5057 on: July 01, 2006, 04:10:08 AM »
Oliver, go back to bed, it is way past your bedtime son.  High school kids need their sleep.  Why don't you leave the board as your posts reek of insanity even worse than Suckymyasshole.  Wait, I have a feeling that Oliver may actually be Sucky and this is his phantom knight in shining armor.  Notice how their posts are similar.  How inane they both sound and the poor grammer to boot?  Sucky..Oliver...Adolf, whatever, go back to your cave now.  I told you that the sun is not good for your eyes when you have lived subterranean for so long.  ;D

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5058 on: July 01, 2006, 04:21:28 AM »
even Ross the ambiguously gay dude owns Dorian on bi's.



Hahahahah! It's true!

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5059 on: July 01, 2006, 05:27:32 AM »
This thread has provided so many laughs for myself.

Where is sucky by the way?

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5060 on: July 01, 2006, 06:54:47 AM »
Give it up Oliver  ;)
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5061 on: July 01, 2006, 07:05:33 AM »
Pathetic but probably true.."Olly" is SUCKY..they're running out of soldiers as the ship sinks further into the abyss.

Olly AKA SUCKY seen taking a cigarette break from pumping those 13" arms with more inane typing..now if some of it could just make sense.. ???

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5062 on: July 01, 2006, 08:31:34 AM »
hahahahahaha
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5063 on: July 01, 2006, 08:33:43 AM »
Oliver has the dubious distinction of having the most delusional  retarded post out of over 5000 replies so far. 8)

Quite an honour, I would say! :D
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5064 on: July 01, 2006, 08:40:05 AM »

why is this shot impressive?

He has great abs but thats it!

Smooth, smooth arms, delts and legs.

Flat chest.



when you compare Yates to a superior bodybuilder, he is outclassed.
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5065 on: July 01, 2006, 08:40:37 AM »
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Oliver has the dubious distinction of having the most delusional  retarded post
Post? His last 10-15 are about the same nonsense...hahhahahahhah ahhahahah

Some of Olly's "gems":
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Ronnie's legs look like swollen raisens.

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His chest is just not appealing anymore. Turn him to the side and you have an board. Dorian's chest "jumps out" at you. It's more "herculean" and it IS striated.




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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5066 on: July 01, 2006, 08:41:44 AM »
Henceforth referred to as the Yates "waterlogged" shot.. ;D

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5067 on: July 01, 2006, 08:56:15 AM »
and to think, delusional people have actually said that dorian's delts and arms were better



maybe on Mars, but not here on earth..
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5068 on: July 01, 2006, 10:09:46 AM »
Henceforth referred to as the Yates "waterlogged" shot.. ;D
holy shit he looks good there!

Colemans still better though.
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5069 on: July 01, 2006, 10:14:06 AM »

why is this shot impressive?

He has great abs but thats it!

Smooth, smooth arms, delts and legs.

Flat chest.


when you compare Yates to a superior bodybuilder, he is outclassed.

Whats funny is you post a picture of an offseason Dorian and then proceed to post contest photos of Ronnie and make claims of Ronnie's superiority  ::)

Yates is in a dark gym without the aid of professional lighting , no oil and no tan weeks out from the Olympia and he's still in amazing condition. you can clearly see Dorian's abdominals/serattus/intercotsles , Ronnie's whole midsection is bloated and missing those details you can see where Dorian's lats start to flair out and how tight his midsection is , Ronnie's you can't and how about the fact that Dorian's balance is blowing Ronnie out of the water? Look at Ronnie's delts & arms they dominate that whole shot , his delts & arms look as wide as his chest in that particular shot ( pay attention to what I said in that particular shot  ;) ) nevermind his lower body imbalance , learn what muscular balance is .

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5070 on: July 01, 2006, 10:15:00 AM »
Oliver has the dubious distinction of having the most delusional  retarded post out of over 5000 replies so far. 8)

Quite an honour, I would say! :D

No you have that honor when you said Dorian was the most overrated bodybuilder of all time !!  ;)

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5071 on: July 01, 2006, 10:42:43 AM »
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learn what muscular balance is .


so should you.
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5072 on: July 01, 2006, 10:45:11 AM »
lmao @ "learn what muscular balance is      ."

I guess having a 1-1 waist to shoulder ratio is a good thing?  ???
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5073 on: July 01, 2006, 10:45:43 AM »
Whats funny is you post a picture of an offseason Dorian and then proceed to post contest photos of Ronnie and make claims of Ronnie's superiority  ::)

Yates is in a dark gym without the aid of professional lighting , no oil and no tan weeks out from the Olympia and he's still in amazing condition. you can clearly see Dorian's abdominals/serattus/intercotsles , Ronnie's whole midsection is bloated and missing those details you can see where Dorian's lats start to flair out and how tight his midsection is , Ronnie's you can't and how about the fact that Dorian's balance is blowing Ronnie out of the water? Look at Ronnie's delts & arms they dominate that whole shot , his delts & arms look as wide as his chest in that particular shot ( pay attention to what I said in that particular shot  ;) ) nevermind his lower body imbalance , learn what muscular balance is .

listen, you and the two other people on this entire board that actually think Dorian is better have been posting this shot over and over again to show how great dorian is.

Then when I point out why it is actually a horrible shot (no arms, no delts, flat chest etc) you make up a bunch of excuses why.

You can't have it both ways.
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #5074 on: July 01, 2006, 10:53:17 AM »
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Look at Ronnie's delts & arms they dominate that whole shot

first of all, few would agree with this assesment.

secondly, even if that were true, which is better:

-having great arms and delts that look fantastic in an arms front most muscular

OR:

-having arms and delts that look like this:


the former case looks a lot better than the latter one..
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