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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19575 on: January 07, 2007, 04:27:55 PM »
what's better:

hulkster's meltdowns

or

pumpster being a moderator in the training forum despite never setting foot in a gym and using a bowflex

or

after forcedreps doctures pics and calls us/me out, but yet claims to never visit these boards bc he is a real bber and busy training, but mysteriously finds his name mentioned 1 time in long posts with multiple paragraphs. 


 :P

Ooooh thats a close one but I'll go with Hulkster's continued meltdown

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19576 on: January 07, 2007, 05:28:10 PM »
That's right Hulkster, Coleman has no weaknesses. Pwned. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19577 on: January 07, 2007, 05:41:53 PM »
Dorian's legs were impressive as f**k.

compared to you and I, of course.

compared to Ronnie Coleman: hell no.
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19578 on: January 07, 2007, 05:50:17 PM »
That's right Hulkster, Coleman has no weaknesses. Pwned. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



when have I EVER claimed that Coleman had no weakness?
 ::)

He had flaws just like everyone else.

his abs are genetically fucked - 4 pack
his calves suck, and still suck, even after 25 years of hardcore training.
his forearms are bowling pin shaped.

 ???

However, these are minor compared to dorian's flaws:

(take a deep breath):

-poor quads when flexed from the front
-flat looking back in the rear double bi
-wide wide (did I mention wide?) waist
-not so great chest relative to Ronnie.
-piss poor arms
-poor arm/delt shape
-underbalanced (small) arms
-poor taper from the front
-relative lack of striations esp. in front
-relative lack of vascularity esp. from front
-oddly shaped, blob-like quads
-missing/torn left biceps for almost entire pro career (even in those "peak" 95 shots you posted)
-calves too big for entire physique, esp. when they look bigger than your twigs in some shots
-barrel-like upper body with two threads hangiing off..I mean arms...
-tris and delts dwarfing small biceps

 8)



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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19579 on: January 07, 2007, 05:53:46 PM »
when have I EVER claimed that Coleman had no weakness?
 ::)

He had flaws just like everyone else.

his abs are genetically fucked - 4 pack
his calves suck, and still suck, even after 25 years of hardcore training.
his forearms are bowling pin shaped.

 ???

However, these are minor compared to dorian's flaws:

(take a deep breath):

-poor quads when flexed from the front
-flat looking back in the rear double bi
-wide wide (did I mention wide?) waist
-not so great chest relative to Ronnie.
-piss poor arms
-poor arm/delt shape
-underbalanced (small) arms
-poor taper from the front
-relative lack of striations esp. in front
-relative lack of vascularity esp. from front
-oddly shaped, blob-like quads
-missing/torn left biceps for almost entire pro career (even in those "peak" 95 shots you posted)
-calves too big for entire physique, esp. when they look bigger than your twigs in some shots
-barrel-like upper body with two threads hangiing off..I mean arms...
-tris and delts dwarfing small biceps

 8)





MELTDOWN  ;)

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19580 on: January 07, 2007, 05:56:52 PM »
Some more 93 shots no wonder why the judges didn't need him to come out durring the muscularity round I mean serious what for?

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19581 on: January 07, 2007, 06:00:25 PM »
Some more 93 shots no wonder why the judges didn't need him to come out durring the muscularity round I mean serious what for?

uh..to judge the contest IMPARTIALLY?

 ::)

that something like that was allowed to occur is an insult to the work that all the contestants put into preparing for that show...

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19582 on: January 07, 2007, 06:04:27 PM »
uh..to judge the contest IMPARTIALLY?

 ::)

that something like that was allowed to occur is an insult to the work that all the contestants put into preparing for that show...



No its called be so far and ahead of everyone its redundant  ;) Oh wait he's the most overrated bodybuilder of all time  ::)

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19583 on: January 07, 2007, 06:05:40 PM »
I think we should take pics of dorian and ronnie from ONE compeition, in their respective best showings and compare pics from ONLY those competitions. I think this will allow for a better comparison since we're cutting down on variables.

This has already been done and look where this thread has gone. lol. I'm going to lay off of this thread a little. It's the same ol' shyt being recycled over and over. Neither team Coleman or team yates will win. It's pointless, but still fun at times.

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19584 on: January 07, 2007, 06:06:58 PM »
His biceps injury would play a big role, not to mention Ronnie being so much bigger.  That would be very hard to ignore.  2003 Ronnie would beat him swiftly.

His biceps injury would mean zero , and 2003? lol Dorian would make him look very very soft .

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19585 on: January 07, 2007, 06:10:44 PM »
just wondering since that seems to be a constant among Colemannuthuggers (i.e. pumpster ,hulkster) they never said a good thing about white bodybuilders. I do find it surprising that most of Coleman's biggest fans are black though.

Who said I'm black? I never said that. I say good things about yates, but I also show his faults in pics, nothing wrong with that. Just an opinion. I do the same to any bodybuilder. I don't look at their color I look at their physiques and give an opinion. I like Arnold, Reeves, Zane, Scott etc.

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19586 on: January 07, 2007, 06:16:01 PM »
Ronnie can't match this size , density , hardness and balance no one can !

Why are you so hung up on this pic? It's nothing special. Here is something special.

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19587 on: January 07, 2007, 06:17:09 PM »
Why are you so hung up on this pic? It's nothing special. Here is something special.

He looks great but still lags behind in density , balance , bulk and dryness , other than that its a great shot.

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19588 on: January 07, 2007, 06:19:14 PM »
ND, please show me a picture where Dorian can compare to this.  I'll wait!



ND can't, but he swears by this pic, lol.

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19589 on: January 07, 2007, 06:19:21 PM »
His biceps injury would mean zero , and 2003? lol Dorian would make him look very very soft.

Dorian would make 03 Ronnie look soft only in the rear double biceps. Ronnie beats him in all the front poses and more than holds his own from the side. This leaves the rear lat spread, which Ronnie would win. His lats were slightly wider and his hamstrings looked insane that year.

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19590 on: January 07, 2007, 06:19:35 PM »
Who said I'm black? I never said that. I say good things about yates, but I also show his faults in pics, nothing wrong with that. Just an opinion. I do the same to any bodybuilder. I don't look at their color I look at their physiques and give an opinion. I like Arnold, Reeves, Zane, Scott etc.

LOL now they are saying that you must be black. LOL

Its a common tactic of the dorian side to accuse everyone on the ronnie side of being black.

 ::)

according to the dorian side, myself, you, pumpster and I think even Matt C. must be black LOL

they probably accused Matt of "doctoring" his pic on his website LOL

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19591 on: January 07, 2007, 06:21:09 PM »
He looks great but still lags behind in density , balance , bulk and dryness , other than that its a great shot.

more meaningless words that don't stand up to reality:

 ::)
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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19592 on: January 07, 2007, 06:21:20 PM »
Right here can compete and beat that

Hold on, Hold on. Are you f*ucking kidding me with that shot? I'm serious. Please show me how yates is better. Please do, so I can have a big laugh.

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19593 on: January 07, 2007, 06:23:59 PM »
Dorian would make 03 Ronnie look soft only in the rear double biceps. Ronnie beats him in all the front poses and more than holds his own from the side. This leaves the rear lat spread, which Ronnie would win. His lats were slightly wider and his hamstrings looked insane that year.

Dorian would make Ronnie look soft everwhere not just from the back , whats the sense of having more size if its holding water? this is a MAJOR obstacle conditioning and size are among the most important things in a contest , Ronnie's conditioning especially in 2003 lags behind Dorians he's bigger but at the expense of conditioning m if he was just as dry as Dorian in 2003 then you'd have something to work with not to mention 2003 his balance is at its all-time worse and don't forget density .

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19594 on: January 07, 2007, 06:25:02 PM »
more meaningless words that don't stand up to reality:

 ::)

lol keep on posting slanted comparisons you have to  ;) and I know you think the IFBB criteria is meaningless but it is afterall how contests are judged lol

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19595 on: January 07, 2007, 06:26:43 PM »
Hold on, Hold on. Are you f*ucking kidding me with that shot? I'm serious. Please show me how yates is better. Please do, so I can have a big laugh.

The comparisons of the compulsory poses cannot be overemphasized
as these comparisons will help the judge to decide
which competitor has the superior physique from the standpoint of
muscular bulk, balanced development, muscular density and
definition.


This is how Yates can beat Ronnie in ANY mandatory pose.

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19596 on: January 07, 2007, 06:27:59 PM »
Ronnie would make him look small.  ND, check out these pictures for proof.  Ronnie is unreal here:

http://forum.bodybuildingpro.com/showthread.php?t=1161

How can Dorian beat this?  ???



Ronnie made Jay look small Jay is NO Dorian

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19597 on: January 07, 2007, 06:29:13 PM »
I'd love to see a 95 double bi shot.

ND thinks that it would mean zero.

LOL

I can just imagine his deformed/torn arm standing next to this:

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19598 on: January 07, 2007, 06:29:30 PM »
NOT avoidance they post a crappy shot of Dorian head on and I post one better from the side and I'nm avoiding?  ::) the Ronnie shot is in much better lighting and it compliments his skin better , this shot of Dorian he's still bigger , he's still harder and still better conditioned , oh lets not forget balanced and Yates has much better density , another paper tiger Dorian has to many strengths for Ronnie to overcome

You're the one avoiding the comparison. We are talking about the front clasped pose and you pose a side shot? Ok, here is a better pic of yates from dead on. He is still looks small and smooth. What do you have to say now?

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Re: Hulkster I'm calling for a Truce
« Reply #19599 on: January 07, 2007, 06:31:04 PM »
I'll help you out ND ;D





lol, he can't complain about the Coleman pic being larger and the yates pic being smaller. It's the other way around and Coleman still detroys him in that shot.