Lyle Alzado. Toughest man in the NFL

[Rambone]

The guy was obviously a repressed homo who took his self-hatred out in the weight room and the football field.

Many Getbiggers can relate to this guy

[Taffin]

Many Getbiggers can relate to this guy

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Er...

Sorry

[Rambone]

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Er...

Sorry

I will wrestle you right now! (Covered in baby oil)

[Humble Narcissist]

I will wrestle you right now! (Covered in baby oil)

Bro....

[Rambone]

Bro....

Parsh?

[Dave D]

I will wrestle you right now! (Covered in baby oil)

I’ll take on the winner AND loser! Or maybe I can be added in a fatal 3way!!!

[Rambone]

I’ll take on the winner AND loser! Or maybe I can be added in a fatal 3way!!!

 

[AbrahamG]

Waiting patiently for an invite.

[njflex]

Waiting patiently for an invite.

YOU FORGOT TO WRITE 'NO HOMO'

[mphgrove]

I had to rack my brain a bit, but Robert Schuh who was a good NPC bodybuilder and worked for Gold's, claimed that Neal Spruce was a guy that Lyle had eyes for. Not that anything happened, but that Spence had to duck and dodge him for a while. Exact quote from MFW 25+ years ago -

"Come on CMAN, I thought you were butching up. Lyle was a lying fuck. HE used to chase my friend NEil Spruce around Venice Golds to get into his pants."

Neal seen here back in the day, when he was Mike Quinn's training partner -

https://www.facebook.com/dotfitworldwide/videos/here-is-an-awesome-throwback-sunday-to-our-founder-neal-spruce-back-when-he-was-/10153520933200530/ .

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dotfit.com%2Fsites%2F63%2Ftemplates%2Fcontent%2Fimages%2F41819%2Fneal-spurce.png&tbnid=zZ-BBgbznnTVHM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dotfit.com%2Fabout&docid=jZmILmka0BG9vM&w=240&h=301&itg=1&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=a2a315e13829aaf2&shem=abme%2Ctrie

[Rambone]

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dotfit.com%2Fsites%2F63%2Ftemplates%2Fcontent%2Fimages%2F41819%2Fneal-spurce.png&tbnid=zZ-BBgbznnTVHM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dotfit.com%2Fabout&docid=jZmILmka0BG9vM&w=240&h=301&itg=1&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=a2a315e13829aaf2&shem=abme%2Ctrie

Lyle would’ve loved this pic

[AbrahamG]

YOU FORGOT TO WRITE 'NO HOMO'

No I did not, booster!   

[Rambone]

No I did not, booster!   

[AbrahamG]

You're good!  Hell, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister. 

[Rambone]

You're good!  Hell, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

Lmao! I don’t know why, but I thought of R Lee Ermey this morning while making breakfast. But it was a scene from Saving Silverman instead of Full Metal Jacket!

[AbrahamG]

Lmao! I don’t know why, but I thought of R Lee Ermey this morning while making breakfast. But it was a scene from Saving Silverman instead of Full Metal Jacket!

Saving Silverman is a really funny movie.  Flies under the radar in my opinion.

[Rambone]

Saving Silverman is a really funny movie.  Flies under the radar in my opinion.

Agreed. Slackers as well.

[AbrahamG]

Agreed. Slackers as well.

I still don't think I've ever seen Slackers.  Is it by the guys who made Clerks?

[timfogarty]

I don't think butt-sex gives you brain cancer either, but maybe he really had cancer-of-the-ass or just straight-up AIDS, who knows.

He died of AIDS related lymphoma, a type of brain cancer that was a somewhat common opportunistic infection in the early days of AIDS.

[AbrahamG]

He died of AIDS related lymphoma, a type of brain cancer that was a somewhat common opportunistic infection in the early days of the AIDS.

Very true.

[Taffin]

I will wrestle you right now! (Covered in baby oil)

Oil's dangerous - things can pop in too easily

I’ll take on the winner AND loser! Or maybe I can be added in a fatal 3way!!!

Dang - I'm not that good - or do you mean the slow dance of teh AIDS..?

Waiting patiently for an invite.

Tag teams?  We got a four

[BayGBM]

a legend.

[Kwon]

I will wrestle you right now! (Covered in baby oil)

No homer? 

[Kwon]

He died of AIDS related lymphoma, a type of brain cancer that was a somewhat common opportunistic infection in the early days of AIDS.

Bet he regretted all those Sauna-meets when first hearing about his AIDS

[SOMEPARTS]

Bet he regretted all those Sauna-meets when first hearing about his AIDS

Sauna Meat Sweats