Author Topic: Bhank vs. Josh - Put up or shut up  (Read 43085 times)

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #325 on: August 28, 2024, 10:15:15 AM »
Michael seems reasonable and it will get recorded.

This should be it.
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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #326 on: August 28, 2024, 10:16:14 AM »
Michael seems reasonable and it will get recorded.

This should be it.

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #327 on: August 28, 2024, 10:17:18 AM »
Mikes gym Mikes rules and here they are. Again, hanky can pick this or any street location of his choosing
Brian incoming
"Is the old man a UFC qualified judge"?
"can we have 3 one minute rounds with a 5 minute break in between?"
" no, no one tells me what I can and cannot do"

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #328 on: August 28, 2024, 10:19:42 AM »
Brian incoming
"Is the old man a UFC qualified judge"?
"can we have 3 one minute rounds with a 5 minute break in between?"
" no, no one tells me what I can and cannot do"

Or, josh doesnt deserve the benefit of a gym. My favorite so far is him saying i paid the gym owner to protect me

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #329 on: August 28, 2024, 10:21:17 AM »
Big swing in avesher's favor with the five-minute rounds.  bhanks resting heart rate is 100+, his wind won't last five minutes.

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #330 on: August 28, 2024, 10:24:44 AM »
My guess is Bhanks:

Bails on the LSAT
Bails on fighting Josh
Bails on moving
Bails on lifting anything ever again


Comes up with some lame brain excuse for all the above and comes up with some idiotic new thing of the day.  4k retard recumbent bike, a 2k skateboard, a failed youtube channel relaunch, a cooking channel for ghetto gourmet or something like that, etc. 

We all know what is going to happen, especially if Clegg 2.0 is about to happen shortly. 

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #331 on: August 28, 2024, 10:26:28 AM »
Big swing in avesher's favor with the five-minute rounds.  bhanks resting heart rate is 100+, his wind won't last five minutes.

My resting was 59 this week...bp 117/74
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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #332 on: August 28, 2024, 10:26:56 AM »
Or, josh doesnt deserve the benefit of a gym. My favorite so far is him saying i paid the gym owner to protect me
hes actually protecting him from you... dumbass cant see that.

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #333 on: August 28, 2024, 10:30:09 AM »
hes actually protecting him from you... dumbass cant see that.

Ill be happy to walk out alive, and im actually serious. Hankins skill level is above mine, hes younger, stronger. Im genuinely not joking. Just hoping i stand a chance. And if not, so be it, ive had the absolute shit kicked out of me multiple times

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #334 on: August 28, 2024, 10:34:42 AM »
Ill be happy to walk out alive, and im actually serious. Hankins skill level is above mine, hes younger, stronger. Im genuinely not joking. Just hoping i stand a chance. And if not, so be it, ive had the absolute shit kicked out of me multiple times
Brian has no heart, he folds under the slightest bit of pressure

Guy is spinning in circles already, we will be able to hear his metal knees knocking together on the day of the fight itself

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #335 on: August 28, 2024, 11:04:52 AM »
Josh
I’ve seen your journey

You have better cardio
You can sit into punches
You are quicker
You can leg kick
You can sprawl

Brian looked shit v clegg at his peak he is a decade older and hasn’t fought for years

I see Hankins eating a kidney shit going down and claiming low blow to get it stopped

Your hooks will knock any 210 out with his lack of boxing and striking skills


Good work mate
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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #336 on: August 28, 2024, 11:12:17 AM »
This place is 3.5 hours from me. I’d like to go, but don’t want to spend my day driving for nothing. How much is the rental fee at the gym?

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #337 on: August 28, 2024, 11:17:11 AM »
This place is 3.5 hours from me. I’d like to go, but don’t want to spend my day driving for nothing. How much is the rental fee at the gym?

At the minimum, you could buy lunch for a board legend.

At best, you witness, in person, the greatest fight in GB history.

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #338 on: August 28, 2024, 11:25:21 AM »
At the minimum, you could buy lunch for a board legend.

At best, you witness, in person, the greatest fight in GB history.

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #339 on: August 28, 2024, 11:27:42 AM »
This place is 3.5 hours from me. I’d like to go, but don’t want to spend my day driving for nothing. How much is the rental fee at the gym?

He didnt ask for anything. At minimum im giving him 300 cause hes such a great guy. 100 already plus half my gofundme. If you want to come we can hang out, have lunch. If interested pm and ill shoot you my phone number and where im staying. (No homo, i think)


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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #340 on: August 28, 2024, 11:28:50 AM »
Bhanks has been vaping for years and has the cardio of a 3 pack a day chain smoker.  He is winded walking down a flight of stairs.  Josh is going to maul and steam roll Bhanks within seconds.  Bhanks is probably going to crap himself and the stench sends Josh off Bhanks and the fight will be over w the ref calling a haz mat crew to clean up with Hanks saying it was unfair and he didnt quit on or in his stool. 

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #341 on: August 28, 2024, 11:35:53 AM »
like joswift said if he welch's on the fight /no show or something in between and it dosent happen permanent account ban or removal.

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #342 on: August 28, 2024, 11:36:31 AM »
Bhanks has been vaping for years and has the cardio of a 3 pack a day chain smoker.  He is winded walking down a flight of stairs.  Josh is going to maul and steam roll Bhanks within seconds.  Bhanks is probably going to crap himself and the stench sends Josh off Bhanks and the fight will be over w the ref calling a haz mat crew to clean up with Hanks saying it was unfair and he didnt quit on or in his stool.

I know right maybe I should quit before taking the Lsat on Thursday make sure my head is clear.

Still though Josh can't fight me he is an old man

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #343 on: August 28, 2024, 11:37:34 AM »
like joswift said if he welch's on the fight /no show or something in between and it dosent happen permanent account ban or removal.

I never agree to a damn thing. I don't owe anyone a damn thing. But please can I request that myself? Do me a favor

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #344 on: August 28, 2024, 11:37:45 AM »
like joswift said if he welch's on the fight /no show or something in between and it dosent happen permanent account ban or removal.
If he doesnt fuck off then it would take an effort by all to just ignore the kunt.

Problem is getbig is littered with desperate kunts (you know who you are)  who will interact with anyone.

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #345 on: August 28, 2024, 11:38:24 AM »
I know right maybe I should quit before taking the Lsat on Thursday make sure my head is clear.

Still though Josh can't fight me he is an old man

Have you decided on gym or street to beat me up or is it a great last minute mystery. Im fine with either and will show up

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #346 on: August 28, 2024, 11:39:13 AM »
At the minimum, you could buy lunch for a board legend.

At best, you witness, in person, the greatest fight in GB history.

x3 really can't lose here IG

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #347 on: August 28, 2024, 11:42:17 AM »
Have you decided on gym or street to beat me up or is it a great last minute mystery. Im fine with either and will show up

You will just have to wait and see I would prefer to catch you on the cement to be honest without someone to pull me off you

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #348 on: August 28, 2024, 11:44:18 AM »
You will just have to wait and see I would prefer to catch you on the cement to be honest without someone to pull me off you

90% of the people following this thread said you will try to ambush me without me seeing you coming. I said I 100% expect that, and you made it clear thats your way. Works for me, better not miss

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Re: Brians put up or shut up
« Reply #349 on: August 28, 2024, 11:45:34 AM »
90% of the people following this thread said you will try to ambush me without me seeing you coming. I said I 100% expect that, and you made it clear thats your way. Works for me, better not miss
he will be on a slightly sloped roof with his odd calibre rifle 150meters away.