Gents, let's do a Simpsons-style 'the house that love built' renovation. Johnny Falcon can lead the team as project manager—he's responsible for the overall design of the shack, and also ensuring that the paint fumes are of a good enough quality to give us all a buzz.
Rob and Henda will team up like Tango and Cash to tackle the roof and driveway outside. Tapeworm will re-plaster the walls and ceiling. Overload can draw up some blueprints for a stripper pole in the bedroom (Wes is going to need entertained while he rests from the chemo).
I'm going to focus on the interior decorating in order to inject a touch of sophistication and elegance. I may or may not touch base (but not penises) with one of the Getbig gay fashionistas here to ensure we are meeting our DE&I quota.
UKJeff needs to be unbanned and brought in to sit in a comfy chair and moan about everything being fucking shit.
Goodrum, Wiggs, Parker and G_Thang, you guys are going to be in charge of the heavy lifting and doing whatever Rob and Henda tell you to do. Please keep gum flapping to a minimum and don't sass anybody.
Coach will dive into his fancy-dress box and secure the perimeter. We need all arcs covered by snipers to ensure no sluts try to bother us while we all work topless. Booty will be flown in to serve us some nice, refreshing tins of sugar-free energy drink. She will also be topless. If there's no further questions, guys, let's get to work.
