Bhanks, the Wannabe Tough Guy, Aspiring Lawyer:
Alright, listen up, you bunch of wannabe know-it-alls! I’m Bhanks, the Charlotte Cup Champion who says he could ragdoll Mike Tyson if he ever dared to step up. And now, I’m about to add another title to my name: future lawyer! That’s right—I’m trading in the ring for the courtroom, and trust me, this is going to be epic.
You might be wondering, “Bhanks, if you’re so tough, why are you dealing with Crohn’s and a week of uncontrollable diarrhea?” Well, let me tell you something. I went through seven days of my gut causing more chaos than a bad action movie, but did that stop me? Heck no! I’m out here living life large, eating whatever I want—no boring diet for me—and taking bathroom selfies like a champ. That’s right, I’m documenting my progress straight from the throne room!
And let’s not forget about my TRT—Testosterone Replacement Therapy. While you’re out there trying to be all disciplined, I’m getting a little extra boost to stay on top of my game. It’s like having a secret weapon, keeping me sharp and unbeatable, whether I’m in the ring, the gym, or, soon enough, the courtroom.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Bhanks, how can you go from being a tough guy to a lawyer?” Well, let me tell you, if you can handle a week of digestive mayhem and still flaunt your progress pics with pride, you can handle a courtroom like a pro. I’ve got the grit, the determination, and a bit of TRT to keep me sharp—so don’t be surprised when I’m running circles around the so-called legal experts.
So next time you think you’ve got it tough, remember this: Bhanks is out here, conquering a week of bathroom chaos, rocking TRT, taking bathroom selfies, and now, heading into the legal world with the same ferocity. If you think you’re tough, take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself if you’ve really got what it takes or if you’re just another slob talking a big game.
Stay real, folks. And get ready, because Bhanks the Lawyer is coming to make a mark!
