I feel sorry for young people and the dating scene.

[Kwon]

I always been lean and somewhat muscular, and never felt attracted by fitness girls. I prefer some meat on a woman, like 15 to 20lbs overweight.

APPROVE!

[bhank]

Last thing I would want is a fitness chic with body dysmorphia one in the house is plenty.

You guys should stop worrying about finding the hottest chic who workouts out 8 days a week and is a complete psycho. Look for an attractive chic that is your age smart and easy to talk to. It takes a long time to learn that lesson. You will be a lot happier when you do. Those are the keepers and for fuck sale stop chasing women not into you if a girl isn’t into you day one she is never going to be

[SF1900]

Last thing I would want is a fitness chic with body dysmorphia one in the house is plenty.

You guys should stop worrying about finding the hottest chic who workouts out 8 days a week and is a complete psycho. Look for an attractive chic that is your age smart and easy to talk to. It takes a long time to learn that lesson. You will be a lot happier when you do. Those are the keepers and for fuck sale stop chasing women not into you if a girl isn’t into you day one she is never going to be

Bhanks, you literally described my Rory!!

[Kwon]

Last thing I would want is a fitness chic with body dysmorphia one in the house is plenty.

You guys should stop worrying about finding the hottest chic who workouts out 8 days a week and is a complete psycho. Look for an attractive chic that is your age smart and easy to talk to. It takes a long time to learn that lesson. You will be a lot happier when you do. Those are the keepers and for fuck sale stop chasing women not into you if a girl isn’t into you day one she is never going to be

You literally described SF1900s Rory!

[MAXX]

yeah well. Female nature has always been hypergamous.

The internet with social media and dating apps just made it more clear, and easy for them.

Religion was a way to keep a bound on the female hypergamous nature but we don't have that anymore in the west so it is able to run free and women do what they do given no bounds. If not kept in check again we will eventually go back to the days of Harems, where few high value men had many females. And alot of men are just peasants without anything.

Actuallly it kind of is like that today. High value men quite often has a rotation of several women. One clear example is that youtuber Anderew Huberman that had 5 lovers at the same time.

[Krankenstein]

Last thing I would want is a fitness chic with body dysmorphia one in the house is plenty.

You guys should stop worrying about finding the hottest chic who workouts out 8 days a week and is a complete psycho. Look for an attractive chic that is your age smart and easy to talk to. It takes a long time to learn that lesson. You will be a lot happier when you do. Those are the keepers and for fuck sale stop chasing women not into you if a girl isn’t into you day one she is never going to be

So now you identify as a fitness chic with body dysmorphia?

[SF1900]

You literally described SF1900s Rory!

 

[JustPlaneJane]

Last thing I would want is a fitness chic with body dysmorphia one in the house is plenty.

You guys should stop worrying about finding the hottest chic who workouts out 8 days a week and is a complete psycho. Look for an attractive chic that is your age smart and easy to talk to. It takes a long time to learn that lesson. You will be a lot happier when you do. Those are the keepers and for fuck sale stop chasing women not into you if a girl isn’t into you day one she is never going to be

Obviously you’re still looking…

[SGT BARNES]

^^^oooo

[joswift]

[AbrahamG]

It must have been around 7 years ago he posted it now, but it was funny as fuck. From memory, an innocent young girl tried to banter with Earl at work and gently prodded his ass with a fork. Earl, however, froze like a rabbit in the headlights, and his pupils dilated as if he'd just witnessed the Roswell alien come down from space and flash its cock at him.

Although the fork 'didn't quite penetrate his anus', it was (and I think I'm quoting)'easily the most shocking thing he'd ever experienced', and Earl went charging through to his HR department to report that he'd been raped.

Shockingly, HR were quite apathetic about this appalling workplace sexual assault, and they failed to handle the incident with the tact and professionalism it deserved. This, along with the initial 3-pronged assault on Earl's bodily autonomy, engendered a seismic shift in his worldview, and catapulted him down a path of misogyny, depression, and sexual abstinence. From that day forward, he traded handshakes and hugs for awkward salutes, flinched at the sound of a female voice, and vowed to protect his vulnerable asshole with an impenetrable shield of dense muscle tissue.

Naturally, it led him to Getbig, and in some perverse way I guess we all owe that trident-wielding young whore a great debt of gratitude.

This gives Goodrums homewrecker saga a run for greatest story ever told. So, 7 years ago the Earl of Meatloaf was a #metoo pioneer. Thanks for the information.

[Bevo]

Nah. Chicks are just keeping you at arm's length because they're not interested. When a man like myself shows up on the scene it's a different story. The bitches stop talking nonsense and come out with the fishnet stockings and garter belts when they hook up with me. 167 lbs of striated muscle along with Matinee Idol good looks has quite an effect.

lame

You should change your name to “professor dick shelving”

[Rambone]

It must have been around 7 years ago he posted it now, but it was funny as fuck. From memory, an innocent young girl tried to banter with Earl at work and gently prodded his ass with a fork. Earl, however, froze like a rabbit in the headlights, and his pupils dilated as if he'd just witnessed the Roswell alien come down from space and flash its cock at him.

Although the fork 'didn't quite penetrate his anus', it was (and I think I'm quoting)'easily the most shocking thing he'd ever experienced', and Earl went charging through to his HR department to report that he'd been raped.

Shockingly, HR were quite apathetic about this appalling workplace sexual assault, and they failed to handle the incident with the tact and professionalism it deserved. This, along with the initial 3-pronged assault on Earl's bodily autonomy, engendered a seismic shift in his worldview, and catapulted him down a path of misogyny, depression, and sexual abstinence. From that day forward, he traded handshakes and hugs for awkward salutes, flinched at the sound of a female voice, and vowed to protect his vulnerable asshole with an impenetrable shield of dense muscle tissue.

Naturally, it led him to Getbig, and in some perverse way I guess we all owe that trident-wielding young whore a great debt of gratitude.

I’m rock-hard right now

[Bevo]

It must have been around 7 years ago he posted it now, but it was funny as fuck. From memory, an innocent young girl tried to banter with Earl at work and gently prodded his ass with a fork. Earl, however, froze like a rabbit in the headlights, and his pupils dilated as if he'd just witnessed the Roswell alien come down from space and flash its cock at him.

Although the fork 'didn't quite penetrate his anus', it was (and I think I'm quoting)'easily the most shocking thing he'd ever experienced', and Earl went charging through to his HR department to report that he'd been raped.

Shockingly, HR were quite apathetic about this appalling workplace sexual assault, and they failed to handle the incident with the tact and professionalism it deserved. This, along with the initial 3-pronged assault on Earl's bodily autonomy, engendered a seismic shift in his worldview, and catapulted him down a path of misogyny, depression, and sexual abstinence. From that day forward, he traded handshakes and hugs for awkward salutes, flinched at the sound of a female voice, and vowed to protect his vulnerable asshole with an impenetrable shield of dense muscle tissue.

Naturally, it led him to Getbig, and in some perverse way I guess we all owe that trident-wielding young whore a great debt of gratitude.

Hahaha

What a pussy, all Earl does is complain all day about women, makes a lot of sense

Earl wouldn’t mind if it was Mr Levrone doing the forking

[Hulkotron]

It must have been around 7 years ago he posted it now, but it was funny as fuck. From memory, an innocent young girl tried to banter with Earl at work and gently prodded his ass with a fork. Earl, however, froze like a rabbit in the headlights, and his pupils dilated as if he'd just witnessed the Roswell alien come down from space and flash its cock at him.

Although the fork 'didn't quite penetrate his anus', it was (and I think I'm quoting)'easily the most shocking thing he'd ever experienced', and Earl went charging through to his HR department to report that he'd been raped.

Shockingly, HR were quite apathetic about this appalling workplace sexual assault, and they failed to handle the incident with the tact and professionalism it deserved. This, along with the initial 3-pronged assault on Earl's bodily autonomy, engendered a seismic shift in his worldview, and catapulted him down a path of misogyny, depression, and sexual abstinence. From that day forward, he traded handshakes and hugs for awkward salutes, flinched at the sound of a female voice, and vowed to protect his vulnerable asshole with an impenetrable shield of dense muscle tissue.

Naturally, it led him to Getbig, and in some perverse way I guess we all owe that trident-wielding young whore a great debt of gratitude.

 

[King Shizzo]

Obviously you’re still looking…

[tacobender]

I’m rock-hard right now

you’ve got a ramboner right now 

[Earl1972]

Earl, did you ever find out what happened to the filthy, vile slag who sexually violated you with a fork and mocked your eyebrows?

yeah they promoted her to manager at that country club

E

[Earl1972]

It must have been around 7 years ago he posted it now, but it was funny as fuck. From memory, an innocent young girl tried to banter with Earl at work and gently prodded his ass with a fork. Earl, however, froze like a rabbit in the headlights, and his pupils dilated as if he'd just witnessed the Roswell alien come down from space and flash its cock at him.

Although the fork 'didn't quite penetrate his anus', it was (and I think I'm quoting)'easily the most shocking thing he'd ever experienced', and Earl went charging through to his HR department to report that he'd been raped.

Shockingly, HR were quite apathetic about this appalling workplace sexual assault, and they failed to handle the incident with the tact and professionalism it deserved. This, along with the initial 3-pronged assault on Earl's bodily autonomy, engendered a seismic shift in his worldview, and catapulted him down a path of misogyny, depression, and sexual abstinence. From that day forward, he traded handshakes and hugs for awkward salutes, flinched at the sound of a female voice, and vowed to protect his vulnerable asshole with an impenetrable shield of dense muscle tissue.

Naturally, it led him to Getbig, and in some perverse way I guess we all owe that trident-wielding young whore a great debt of gratitude.

you're missing a lot of details but close enough

my "misogyny" stems from them mostly voting for the left

E

[Earl1972]

Hahaha

What a pussy, all Earl does is complain all day about women, makes a lot of sense

Earl wouldn’t mind if it was Mr Levrone doing the forking

this is simping too

siding with them when they behave badly and blaming the man even when he is clearly innocent

E

[Wiggs]

It must have been around 7 years ago he posted it now, but it was funny as fuck. From memory, an innocent young girl tried to banter with Earl at work and gently prodded his ass with a fork. Earl, however, froze like a rabbit in the headlights, and his pupils dilated as if he'd just witnessed the Roswell alien come down from space and flash its cock at him.

Although the fork 'didn't quite penetrate his anus', it was (and I think I'm quoting)'easily the most shocking thing he'd ever experienced', and Earl went charging through to his HR department to report that he'd been raped.

Shockingly, HR were quite apathetic about this appalling workplace sexual assault, and they failed to handle the incident with the tact and professionalism it deserved. This, along with the initial 3-pronged assault on Earl's bodily autonomy, engendered a seismic shift in his worldview, and catapulted him down a path of misogyny, depression, and sexual abstinence. From that day forward, he traded handshakes and hugs for awkward salutes, flinched at the sound of a female voice, and vowed to protect his vulnerable asshole with an impenetrable shield of dense muscle tissue.

Naturally, it led him to Getbig, and in some perverse way I guess we all owe that trident-wielding young whore a great debt of gratitude.

Lololololololololol!

[Raymondo]

you're missing a lot of details but close enough

my "misogyny" stems from them mostly voting for the left

E

No offense, but if your response to that incident was to go to HR instead of grabbing the young lady by the hair, and facefucking her in the nearest toilet, you sir are a cuck.

[Bevo]

No offense, but if your response to that incident was to go to HR instead of grabbing the young lady by the hair, and facefucking her in the nearest toilet, you sir are a cuck.

Who the hell runs to HR? especially a man? There’s no redemption for Earl

[SGT BARNES]

Speaking of no redemption...what fucking addiction program did he find this at?

[AbrahamG]

Speaking of no redemption...what fucking addiction program did he find this at?

In her defense, someone snapped that picture right after a bukake session.  At that point she had just wiped her face with only a towel.