I feel sorry for young people and the dating scene.

[affeman]

It was awkward after the stench was unleashed and the next day. I lost my boner when the stench came on. Never discussed the stench. I assumed she would have realized and connected the dots. But not sure if she could smell it like I could from my vantage point. If she did not notice the stench then maybe she thought I was not into her because I lost my erection. Though I reckon she must have known unless she is totally unaware of her own hygiene.

Maybe she went for another shit and thought her ass was dirty from the most recent shit and not the one she took before we went on the fucking date! Actually, she must have had skidmarks on her underwear so only a moron would not realize what transpired. I don't know because she insisted the lights stay off. I wanted all the lights on to see what I was going to fuck. It was pitch black in the room.

Either way I didn't care. It was around 2-3 AM and we had to be back at work at 7 AM. I told her I needed to go home to get some sleep. The whole thing was fucked up. She was cute up until that "shit".

My wife knows about this incident and laughed her ass off the first time she heard it. She also proceeded to let a few girlfriends know about it. Nobody in her circle knows the girl, it happened more than a decade before I met my wife.

It kinda reminded me of Bobby Lees hilarious groupie story

[obsidian]

was it more of a fecal scent or ass culo kinda scent?

Dominating fecal combined with swamp ass.

It kinda reminded me of Bobby Lees hilarious groupie story

lol that dude Bobby is hilarious! Just watched some of his other videos with that group. Sasha was a porn star.

[Bevo]

I once went out on a date with a coworker and ended up in her apartment. I took a shower before the date and was clean.

Things progressed and I was getting ready to pound her from behind. Immediately smelled shit and had to abandon the entire effort. I guess she did not wipe her ass properly before our date. Or take a shower. Real bummer. Left disgusted.

I would have stuck it in her ass and pulled out and let her suck me off

[1Patrick]

I would have stuck it in her ass and pulled out and let her suck me off

And no goodbye french kiss??

[Earl1972]

i regularly see young in shape guys with fat girls, never saw young dating couples like that until the past 10 years or so

women have raised their standards and men have lowered theirs thanks to dating apps and social media

the average women online gets tons of attention and matches, the average guy is invisible

yet women will still tell you they have it harder than men, i'm convinced they feel this way simply because they think most guys suck because most guys aren't tall, handsome, and rich

E

[Bevo]

i regularly see young in shape guys with fat girls, never saw young dating couples like that until the past 10 years or so

women have raised their standards and men have lowered theirs thanks to dating apps and social media

the average women online gets tons of attention and matches, the average guy is invisible

yet women will still tell you they have it harder than men, i'm convinced they feel this way simply because they think most guys suck because most guys aren't tall, handsome, and rich

E

That’s the fault of desperate, horny simp men! They are the ones that created this and enabled girls to act this way

[Earl1972]

That’s the fault of desperate, horny simp men! They are the ones that created this and enabled girls to act this way

if a guy wants to date a fat girl, i don't care it's his dick and reputation not mine

i just don't want to hear about "male privilege" or that it's harder to be a female because in today's day and age it clearly isn't, all they have to do is exist and they will be valued and desired, men always have to prove themselves

the whole left acting like women are victimized and that the system is rigged against them is total lies, i think some women know that but they like using the victim card to their advantage

E

[Phantom Spunker]

if a guy wants to date a fat girl, i don't care it's his dick and reputation not mine

i just don't want to hear about "male privilege" or that it's harder to be a female because in today's day and age it clearly isn't, all they have to do is exist and they will be valued and desired, men always have to prove themselves

the whole left acting like women are victimized and that the system is rigged against them is total lies, i think some women know that but they like using the victim card to their advantage

E

Earl, did you ever find out what happened to the filthy, vile slag who sexually violated you with a fork and mocked your eyebrows?

[tacobender]

Dominating fecal combined with swamp ass.
lol that dude Bobby is hilarious! Just watched some of his other videos with that group. Sasha was a porn star.

safe to say that’s tbombz favorite scent?

[kreator]

That’s the fault of desperate, horny simp men! They are the ones that created this and enabled girls to act this way

Agreed. These losers are giving women all the attention online making them feel they're something else. Simps unknowingly make things harder for themselves and for everybody else. Driving the price up and women deep down detest them for they know they are weak. Giving women attention by following them, liking and commenting on their posts is their strategy to get in their panties yet there is zero chance for that. But they never learn.

[Humble Narcissist]

Agreed. These losers are giving women all the attention online making them feel they're something else. Simps unknowingly make things harder for themselves and for everybody else. Driving the price up and women deep down detest them for they know they are weak. Giving women attention by following them, liking and commenting on their posts is their strategy to get in their panties yet there is zero chance for that. But they never learn.

I can't believe simps pay OnlyFans girls when there are millions of free porn videos online.

[tacobender]

I can't believe simps pay OnlyFans girls when there are millions of free porn videos online.

agreed

[Wiggs]

Destroy the simps, save the world.

[beakdoctor]

agreed

That is truly mind boggling.  Some average girl at my gym makes 20 to 30 K a month on onlyfans. She's average, works out hard, but is natural so she's got a nice little body on her and not too muscular, really did herself up with tattoos- over did it IMO, and cakes so much makeup on her face its a bit of a turn off. But she's cultivated a 'muscle goth' look, which is her gimmick, for lack of a better word.

Anyway I couldn't believe she was making that kind of cash. One of the gossip queens from the gym told me that most of her content is just showing her feet. IDK. Ill never find out. No fucking way on earth am I going to pay to watch R rated videos as she does a cam show with a dozen other dudes watching.

I agree with earl. Every girl at the gym is done up like a fitness model, hot pants pulled all the way up their ass. Hair and makeup done, the latest youngla, wolves darc sport bullshit, gymshark outfits. Every dude looks like a 30 year old virgin who hasn't hit puberty yet. Soft, pale and weak.

[Humble Narcissist]

Destroy the simps, save the world.

They destroy themselves.

[Dave D]

That is truly mind boggling.  Some average girl at my gym makes 20 to 30 K a month on onlyfans. She's average, works out hard, but is natural so she's got a nice little body on her and not too muscular, really did herself up with tattoos- over did it IMO, and cakes so much makeup on her face its a bit of a turn off. But she's cultivated a 'muscle goth' look, which is her gimmick, for lack of a better word.

Anyway I couldn't believe she was making that kind of cash. One of the gossip queens from the gym told me that most of her content is just showing her feet. IDK. Ill never find out. No fucking way on earth am I going to pay to watch R rated videos as she does a cam show with a dozen other dudes watching.

I agree with earl. Every girl at the gym is done up like a fitness model, hot pants pulled all the way up their ass. Hair and makeup done, the latest youngla, wolves darc sport bullshit, gymshark outfits. Every dude looks like a 30 year old virgin who hasn't hit puberty yet. Soft, pale and weak.

Most the the content is just showing her feet….. I bet. This is how she can justify how she earns her money, out of the 40 monthly videos 30 are strictly feet content and the generate 40% of my revenue, the other 10 are graphic content that makes up the rest….

[falco]

i regularly see young in shape guys with fat girls, never saw young dating couples like that until the past 10 years or so

women have raised their standards and men have lowered theirs thanks to dating apps and social media

the average women online gets tons of attention and matches, the average guy is invisible

yet women will still tell you they have it harder than men, i'm convinced they feel this way simply because they think most guys suck because most guys aren't tall, handsome, and rich

E

I always been lean and somewhat muscular, and never felt attracted by fitness girls. I prefer some meat on a woman, like 15 to 20lbs overweight.

[SOMEPARTS]

I always been lean and somewhat muscular, and never felt attracted by fitness girls. I prefer some meat on a woman, like 15 to 20lbs overweight.

Kwon approved post.

[Humble Narcissist]

Most the the content is just showing her feet….. I bet. This is how she can justify how she earns her money, out of the 40 monthly videos 30 are strictly feet content and the generate 40% of my revenue, the other 10 are graphic content that makes up the rest….

FEET!!!

[AbrahamG]

Earl, did you ever find out what happened to the filthy, vile slag who sexually violated you with a fork and mocked your eyebrows?

LMFAO.  Please provide the back story. 

[tacobender]

LMFAO.  Please provide the back story.

agreed

[Phantom Spunker]

LMFAO.  Please provide the back story.

It must have been around 7 years ago he posted it now, but it was funny as fuck. From memory, an innocent young girl tried to banter with Earl at work and gently prodded his ass with a fork. Earl, however, froze like a rabbit in the headlights, and his pupils dilated as if he'd just witnessed the Roswell alien come down from space and flash its cock at him.

Although the fork 'didn't quite penetrate his anus', it was (and I think I'm quoting)'easily the most shocking thing he'd ever experienced', and Earl went charging through to his HR department to report that he'd been raped.

Shockingly, HR were quite apathetic about this appalling workplace sexual assault, and they failed to handle the incident with the tact and professionalism it deserved. This, along with the initial 3-pronged assault on Earl's bodily autonomy, engendered a seismic shift in his worldview, and catapulted him down a path of misogyny, depression, and sexual abstinence. From that day forward, he traded handshakes and hugs for awkward salutes, flinched at the sound of a female voice, and vowed to protect his vulnerable asshole with an impenetrable shield of dense muscle tissue.

Naturally, it led him to Getbig, and in some perverse way I guess we all owe that trident-wielding young whore a great debt of gratitude.

[Krankenstein]

i regularly see young in shape guys with fat girls, never saw young dating couples like that until the past 10 years or so

women have raised their standards and men have lowered theirs thanks to dating apps and social media

the average women online gets tons of attention and matches, the average guy is invisible

yet women will still tell you they have it harder than men, i'm convinced they feel this way simply because they think most guys suck because most guys aren't tall, handsome, and rich

E

Most of the time the 'in shape' women are going on and on about :

Empathy
Human rights
Reproductive issues

Saying stupid shit about how they are "just as comfortable in jeans at a dive bar as they are dressed up for the theater"

They say how they are into "museums and galleries" and when asked about their favorite print they can't answer.  Asked when was the last time they went to a 'gallery' they also are speechless.

[Krankenstein]

I agree with earl. Every girl at the gym is done up like a fitness model, hot pants pulled all the way up their ass. Hair and makeup done, the latest youngla, wolves darc sport bullshit, gymshark outfits. Every dude looks like a 30 year old virgin who hasn't hit puberty yet. Soft, pale and weak.

BINGO!!!  used to like yoga pants, now its the butt-lifting stuff that make it look like their ass is eating the pants.  Oh yeah, and men are fake ......GFY ladies

[Professor Deltoid]

Most of the time the 'in shape' women are going on and on about :

Empathy
Human rights
Reproductive issues

Saying stupid shit about how they are "just as comfortable in jeans at a dive bar as they are dressed up for the theater"

They say how they are into "museums and galleries" and when asked about their favorite print they can't answer.  Asked when was the last time they went to a 'gallery' they also are speechless.

Nah. Chicks are just keeping you at arm's length because they're not interested. When a man like myself shows up on the scene it's a different story. The bitches stop talking nonsense and come out with the fishnet stockings and garter belts when they hook up with me. 167 lbs of striated muscle along with Matinee Idol good looks has quite an effect.