What would you do?

[bhank]

Hankins, off topic question. Survival scenario, if you had to eat Rocky or Duke, which are you picking?

As for the original question, the just walk away answer seems the best. It tends to work with most animals, especially if they're well fed, and not in packs*. When you dilly-dally around things, that seems to cause problems. Slow leave the immediate area, then really leave or get help.

* The Tsavo Maneaters - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_Man-Eaters .

I would eat you before I would eat Duke or Rocky. My pets can hunt they will bring me food

[BB]

I would eat you before

How dare you! I wish I could make a cannibalism joke about you, but we've seen the contest pics, not much meat on you at all.

[GymnJuice]

I would eat you before I would eat Duke or Rocky. My pets can hunt they will bring me food

Hanky would your dog let a lion get within 10 feet of your front door?

[bhank]

Hanky would your dog let a lion get within 10 feet of your front door?

Well, the door is typically closed, and the dog is inside. 20 years from now in my old age after duke has passed and the kids are gone, I will probably get a snow leopard

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Well, the door is typically closed, and the dog is inside. 20 years from now in my old age after duke has passed and the kids are gone, I will probably get a snow leopard

20 years from now Emma will be celebrating your 18 year death anniversary with 'a group of local rappers'. face like a plasterers radio.

[bhank]

20 years from now Emma will be celebrating your 18 year death anniversary with 'a group of local rappers'. face like a plasterers radio.

My wife is a Saint. I am sorry you don't all have someone like that in your life. Sometimes I have to remind myself you and Josh and Jeff are just mad and hateful because you don't have that in your life.

[38 returns]

Sorry Brian my gf is a Chancery barrister 15 years my junior. We have a great life. We aren't in each other pockets and she doesn't have a say in my money or investments. We get together go nice places eat out go hotels fuck a lot and then she works hard and I do my thing. I would never be stupid enough to get married again. If you have money you have to be an imbecile to do so- pre-nuts aren't anywhere near watertight anymore Brian and when she divorces you yours dog will wipe the floor with you.

As for her being a saint she has to be to put up with you.
But lets have it right- through picture you put up on here voluntarily...
Your wife is an abject fucking dog with an ironing board arse, no tits, hillbilly teeth, rank scarecrow hair. She now appears to be engaged in that much eating that her name is Mrs Creosote.

I would tell her this to her face in your company and you would look the other way or call security. you beta bitch.

[Henda]

I can climb onto my garage roof pretty fast so I’d climb that hoping it can’t reach me before I do and thst it hopefully can’t run up walls like normal cats do then run over garage roof and jump into back garden and in back door

[Kwon]

What would you do if you walked out of your front door one morning and find yourself in the presence of a full grown adult African Lion? He's pacing back forth slowly looking as confused as you are. He's not pissed but he has the potential to be. You are not armed it's you, your keys, and wallet.

You're 10 feet outside of your door and you already locked it.  You're concerned any sudden movement will change the lions mood. You 're facing each other but he's about 20 feet away. FYI, that fucker will have no problems reaching you in 3 bounds if needed. What do you do?

The only thing I can say for certain is manage your emotions.

I'd slowly and casually walk back to the door, unlock it and close the door.

[bhank]

Sorry Brian my gf is a Chancery barrister 15 years my junior. We have a great life. We aren't in each other pockets and she doesn't have a say in my money or investments. We get together go nice places eat out go hotels fuck a lot and then she works hard and I do my thing. I would never be stupid enough to get married again. If you have money you have to be an imbecile to do so- pre-nuts aren't anywhere near watertight anymore Brian and when she divorces you yours dog will wipe the floor with you.

As for her being a saint she has to be to put up with you.
But lets have it right- through picture you put up on here voluntarily...
Your wife is an abject fucking dog with an ironing board arse, no tits, hillbilly teeth, rank scarecrow hair. She now appears to be engaged in that much eating that her name is Mrs Creosote.

I would tell her this to her face in your company and you would look the other way or call security. you beta bitch.

I had a lot of younger girlfriends over the years they don't last. Being with someone your age is different you have the same perspectives. You have the same cultural references. You have more to talk about. It is more of an equal partnership. I always tell people to date people their own age makes a world of difference. When I see men or women with partners significantly younger it makes them look pathetic and sad not cool.  Like they cant handle the challenge of a good partner their age so need a younger partner to dominate, manipulate, and control.

Its not just about having someone to go to a fancy expensive dinner you can always find a younger prettier woman willing to let you buy them dinner. It's about having someone to share coffee with in the morning and plan your day with.

[bhank]

I can climb onto my garage roof pretty fast so I’d climb that hoping it can’t reach me before I do and thst it hopefully can’t run up walls like normal cats do then run over garage roof and jump into back garden and in back door

Running is the worst thing you can do.

[joswift]

I had a lot of younger girlfriends over the years they don't last. Being with someone your age is different you have the same perspectives. You have the same cultural references. You have ore to talk about. It is more of an equal partnership. I always tell people to date people their own age makes a world of difference. When I see men or women with partners significantly younger it makes them look pathetic and sad not cool.  Like they cant handle the challenge of a good woman their age so need a younger partner to dominate, manipulate, and control.

you never leave your house to talk to anyone, you havent been out in a social situation for over a year, the last time was playing crazy golf with Ems friends, and then meeting coach for lunch then shitting on him.

when was the last time to advised anyone about a relationship?

[bhank]

you never leave your house to talk to anyone, you havent been out in a social situation for over a year, the last time was playing crazy golf with Ems friends, and then meeting coach for lunch then shitting on him.

when was the last time to advised anyone about a relationship?

48 seconds ago

[joswift]

48 seconds ago

that was you criticisng a members relationship

Go read all your post

[tatoo]

you never leave your house to talk to anyone, you havent been out in a social situation for over a year, the last time was playing crazy golf with Ems friends, and then meeting coach for lunch then shitting on him.

when was the last time to advised anyone about a relationship?

his whole life is getbig lol... total fuck up and loser in life w no real friends... except for the gay one he fought rednecks for 30 years ago in the herpes thread hahaha

[Dalnet]

I would scream, "Are you not entertained?"

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I had a lot of younger girlfriends over the years they don't last. Being with someone your age is different you have the same perspectives. You have the same cultural references. You have more to talk about. It is more of an equal partnership. I always tell people to date people their own age makes a world of difference. When I see men or women with partners significantly younger it makes them look pathetic and sad not cool.  Like they cant handle the challenge of a good partner their age so need a younger partner to dominate, manipulate, and control.

Its not just about having someone to go to a fancy expensive dinner you can always find a younger prettier woman willing to let you buy them dinner. It's about having someone to share coffee with in the morning and plan your day with.

thanks MATE!

I've now ditched her and am looking for a dried up old hag to piss and moan at me all day.

I don't want it to last- I want it to serve a purpose in my life for as long as it does. Once it stops she is gone. And I will get another. And we split every fucking bill- a bitch can't get a dollar out of me.

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I had a lot of younger girlfriends over the years they don't last. Being with someone your age is different you have the same perspectives. You have the same cultural references. You have more to talk about. It is more of an equal partnership. I always tell people to date people their own age makes a world of difference. When I see men or women with partners significantly younger it makes them look pathetic and sad not cool.  Like they cant handle the challenge of a good partner their age so need a younger partner to dominate, manipulate, and control.

Its not just about having someone to go to a fancy expensive dinner you can always find a younger prettier woman willing to let you buy them dinner. It's about having someone to share coffee with in the morning and plan your day with.

Is that how you felt when scraping with spendromes mum?

[bhank]

thanks MATE!

I've now ditched her and am looking for a dried up old hag to piss and moan at me all day.

I don't want it to last- I want it to serve a purpose in my life for as long as it does. Once it stops she is gone. And I will get another. And we split every fucking bill- a bitch can't get a dollar out of me.

Lol ok you are just going to keep pulling younger and hotter woman the older and older you get

Sucks you have to count everybill

[38 returns]

Lol ok you are just going to keep pulling younger and hotter woman the older and older you get

Sucks you have to count everybill

Not as much as it sucks losing half of everything when Fatema drops you.

Your wife is a 4 out of 10. A fucking 4. But at least you are in the same lane. Thats why you produced such a moose ugly offspring who you were touting on here yesterday. Sick sick sick individual- Jen needs to know about this- don't worry Whiney Briany it was screenshotted.

Bottom line Brian you said I was lonely I am not I am in a relationship on my terms not paying my drug counsellor to live with me.

[wes]

I would scream, "Are you not entertained?"

[visualizeperfection]

I would look at my life’s decisions and wonder where I fucked up badly enough to move to Africa.