"Hey Puff Daddy, want to listen to my freestyle? I'll be out in 7 and a half, want to sign me? I'll have my baby momma send you a demo."
"What the fuck you mean you can't hook me up with some hot Cheetos?"
He'll have it rough, the lawsuits will bleed him dry. Then, paying protection inside will do the rest. He must've annoyed someone really bad for them to go this hard at him.