OK I'm bored I'll bite but if you read this it's your fault - you all know I'm a degenerate
I had a friend with a really hot Mom - she'd had him really early so was still relatively young to us
I once dug her panties out of the laundry basket and had a Bane-wank - where you place them on your head so that your hot breath activates the gusset
Core memory
Dear god please tell me you did the Bane Voice decades prior to Tom Hardy doing it as you sniffed and jerked.
[Taffin's friend walks in on Taffin jerking it with panties over his head]
Taffin: Perhaps he is wondering why someone would jerk with panties over his head instead of holding them in his hand?"
For those of you who have not enriched your lives with the Bane Voice, here's the clip:
The greatness starts at about 1:20 in.