Can I start on honest fetish thread here?

[ThisisOverload]

OK I'm bored I'll bite but if you read this it's your fault - you all know I'm a degenerate

I had a friend with a really hot Mom - she'd had him really early so was still relatively young to us

I once dug her panties out of the laundry basket and had a Bane-wank - where you place them on your head so that your hot breath activates the gusset

Core memory

parsh

Not sure i can post mine here, site might be shut down.

[tacobender]

But you missed the opportunity to sniff the hard work done. For Christmas, you should send her a big pack of toilet paper from Costco Kirkland lol

[Taffin]

But you missed the opportunity to sniff the hard work done. For Christmas, you should send her a big pack of toilet paper from Costco Kirkland lol

Who said I missed anything?  "Soldiered through" means what it says, soldier! 

[tacobender]

I’ll bet they were crunchy and stiff like beef jerky with a hint of culo am I right stud? 

[Krankenstein]

OK I'm bored I'll bite but if you read this it's your fault - you all know I'm a degenerate

I had a friend with a really hot Mom - she'd had him really early so was still relatively young to us

I once dug her panties out of the laundry basket and had a Bane-wank - where you place them on your head so that your hot breath activates the gusset

Core memory

Did you talk to your cawk like Bane?

[Taffin-bane] : You didn't care who i was until I put this mask on

[Taffin]

I’ll bet they were crunchy and stiff like beef jerky with a hint of culo am I right stud? 

Nope - she'd only dropped them off about 20 mins before, so they hadn't had time to form a crust

Did you talk to your cawk like Bane?

[Taffin-bane] : You didn't care who i was until I put this mask on

No - but from a few of the comments in this thread I think I might be missing a trick here - talking to my cawk in the 3rd person LOL

[Sandrock]

Taffin I really need to know how you pulled these Impossible Missions off.  Where was your friend whilst you were rooting around for his mom's used panties?  Maybe he was taking a shit?  How do you know the panties were freshly dropped off 20 minutes prior?  Have you ever stolen the Batman's armory?

[tacobender]

Taffin I really need to know how you pulled these Impossible Missions off.  Where was your friend whilst you were rooting around for his mom's used panties?  Maybe he was taking a shit?  How do you know the panties were freshly dropped off 20 minutes prior?  Have you ever stolen the Batman's armory?

he could tell by the scent freshness as it changes over time to marinade in them satins

[delon]

This thread is holding true to the probability theorem that the likelihood of any discussion about sexual fetishes having a focus on Taffin approaches 1 with every subsequent post

[mphgrove]

OK I'm bored I'll bite but if you read this it's your fault - you all know I'm a degenerate

I had a friend with a really hot Mom - she'd had him really early so was still relatively young to us

I once dug her panties out of the laundry basket and had a Bane-wank - where you place them on your head so that your hot breath activates the gusset

Core memory

As a teenager, I also did exactly that with an older female exchange student (hot) living with us. Her laundry area was right next to my bedroom.  Then in later years I generally went the other direction, go figure.

[tacobender]

As a teenager, I also did exactly that with an older female exchange student (hot) living with us. Her laundry area was right next to my bedroom.  Then in later years I generally went the other direction, go figure.

what direction I don’t get please do explain as for taffin he responds with class hey taff by accident did you try using the string part to floss out the hair in your teeth ? 

[Kwon]

Not sure what's more horrifying - the visual of Taffin ripping one out with dirty panties on his head.

Or tacobender ripping one out picturing Taffin ripping one out with dirty panties on his head.

Or the majority of Getbig ripping one out standing in Robcguns bushes while Tbombz getting pozzed wearing a bunnysuit (with dirty panties on his head)

[Taffin]

Taffin I really need to know how you pulled these Impossible Missions off.  Where was your friend whilst you were rooting around for his mom's used panties?  Maybe he was taking a shit?  How do you know the panties were freshly dropped off 20 minutes prior?  Have you ever stolen the Batman's armory?

1  They were watching a movie - a bootleg VHS of 'Aliens' IIRC - downstairs, their bathroom suite was upstairs
2  She'd just showered and changed for work that evening
3  No, but I own a pair of Batman underpants

All of the above is 100% true

he could tell by the scent freshness as it changes over time to marinade in them satins

Plus they were still vaguely warm...

This thread is holding true to the probability theorem that the likelihood of any discussion about sexual fetishes having a focus on Taffin approaches 1 with every subsequent post

 

I have no defence against that accurate observation

what direction I don’t get please do explain as for taffin he responds with class hey taff by accident did you try using the string part to floss out the hair in your teeth ? 

No, but on one occasion I did use a second pair to fashion myself a kind of 'arab strap' harness so was technically wearing 2 pairs of panties at the same time - just in all the wrong ways...

[tacobender]

1  They were watching a movie - a bootleg VHS of 'Aliens' IIRC - downstairs, their bathroom suite was upstairs
2  She'd just showered and changed for work that evening
3  No, but I own a pair of Batman underpants

All of the above is 100% true


Plus they  were still vaguely warm...


 

I have no defence against that accurate observation


No, but on one occasion I did use a second pair to fashion myself a kind of 'arab strap' harness so was technically wearing 2 pairs of panties at the same time - just in all the wrong ways...

 
 
What you need to do, brother as a get bigger, sit her down gently rub your fingers through her hair. Look her directly in the eye with honesty and passion, and let her know your true feelings about her soiled panties , let her know about your lurking issues and how you enjoy her aroma and how you’ll be watching and I guarantee the next pair she leaves you in her dirty hamper will be that of warm beef jerky  .

[Grape Ape]

Creepy thread is creepy

[tacobender]

1  They were watching a movie - a bootleg VHS of 'Aliens' IIRC - downstairs, their bathroom suite was upstairs
2  She'd just showered and changed for work that evening
3  No, but I own a pair of Batman underpants

All of the above is 100% true


Plus they were still vaguely warm...


 

I have no defence against that accurate observation


No, but on one occasion I did use a second pair to fashion myself a kind of 'arab strap' harness so was technically wearing 2 pairs of panties at the same time - just in all the wrong ways...

oh, and one more thing, bro, do you have to make sure you use the string for thread as it adds flavor to your meals the rest of the day 

[Rambone]

Creepy thread is creepy

x2

[tacobender]

Creepy thread is creepy

quit being a cherry this is get big bro. It’s all fun and humor. Relax I imagine you’re voting for Kamala 

[Grape Ape]

Relax I imagine you’re voting for Kamala 

Go read the poli forum, creeper.

[tacobender]

Go read the poli forum, creeper.

I got other shit going on maybe next time chill out tho this is just all shits and giggles

[Grape Ape]

I got other shit going on maybe next time chill out tho this is just all shits and giggles

1. Don't tell me what to do

2. Don't assume my state of mind either

3. Go fuck a taco

[tacobender]

1. Don't tell me what to do

2. Don't assume my state of mind either

3. Go fuck a taco

[Taffin]

 
 
What you need to do, brother as a get bigger, sit her down gently rub your fingers through her hair. Look her directly in the eye with honesty and passion, and let her know your true feelings about her soiled panties , let her know about your lurking issues and how you enjoy her aroma and how you’ll be watching and I guarantee the next pair she leaves you in her dirty hamper will be that of warm beef jerky  .

Dude - it was 1988 - she'd be in her seventies now!! 

[Sandrock]

1  They were watching a movie - a bootleg VHS of 'Aliens' IIRC - downstairs, their bathroom suite was upstairs
2  She'd just showered and changed for work that evening
3  No, but I own a pair of Batman underpants

All of the above is 100% true

Glad to hear it.  If the answer had been yes, I would have responded with "Fuck you for stealing my tanks and breaking my back you dick"

[DanielPaul]

I can’t remember, was an confirmation about Tbombz catching teh aids from bug chasing?