I don’t care about you. You are just an anonymous coward troll slob convict. The challenge has been issued to Gracie Academy and their blue belt Soul Crusher.
But Bhanks has more rules—oh yes, quite a list!
If you break just one, you’ll be sorely missed!
“No BJJ, no grappling at all,
Keep your holds away, or I’ll stall the brawl!”
“No stairs for me, I won’t take a step,
I need an elevator or else I’ll just prep!
Don’t even ask, it’s not up for debate,
I won’t climb a stair at any fight’s gate!”
“And one more thing, no one named Clegg,
If they show up, I’ll head for the peg!
No Cleggs allowed, that’s the way that I roll,
It’s one of my rules—don’t ask for a toll.”
“And another thing, don’t attack my knees,
They’ve been through enough, can’t you just let them be?
No shots to my shoulders, they're fragile and sore,
They’ve carried my burdens—they can’t take much more!”
“And last but not least, no punches, please,
To my bloated gut—it’s weak at the knees!
It’s off-limits, see, just stick to my chest,
Leave my belly alone, it needs a long rest!”
So, when you meet Bhanks, just remember his tale,
With all these conditions, you might just prevail.
No Cleggs, no gut punches, no knees or the rest,
Follow his rules if you hope for success!
